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Evan Esar



Evan Esar



American Humorist


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Quotes by Evan Esar

“A husband is like a fire, he goes out when unattended.”
“A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.”
“All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and Jill a rich widow.”
“America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
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“Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.”
“Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose.”
“Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does.”
“Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.”
“Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.”
“Most new books are forgotten within a year, especially by those who borrow them.
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