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W. C. Fields
American actor
| “ | A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for. | ” |
| “ | Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. | ” |
| “ | I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake--which I also keep handy.
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| “ | I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
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| “ | I never vote for anyone; I always vote against. | ” |
| “ | I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. | ” |
| “ | Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.
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| “ | Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch. | ” |
| “ | Start every day off with a smile and get it over with. | ” |
| “ | Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.
in Richard J. Anobile - "Godfrey Daniels" | ” |
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