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Samuel Butler
 English composer, novelist, & satiric author


| “ | All philosophies, if you ride them, are nonsense, but some are greater nonsense than others.
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| “ | Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well.
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| “ | Genius might be described as a supreme capacity for getting its possessors into trouble of all kinds.
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| “ | I consider being ill as one of the great pleasures of life, provided one is not too ill. | ” |
| “ | I do not mind lying, but I hate inaccuracy. | ” |
| “ | If we attend continually and promptly to the little that we can do, we shall ere long be surprised to find how little remains that we cannot do. | ” |
| “ | Life is like playing a violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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| “ | Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them. | ” |
| “ | Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
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| “ | Neither have they hearts to stay. Nor wit enough to run away. | ” |

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