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Jeph Jacques
| “ | There are two ways to pass a hurdle: leaping over or plowing through... There needs to be a monster truck option.
Questionable Content #1356, 03-10-09 | ” |
| “ | Spontaneous kindness is to hipsters as high beams are to deer.
Questionable Content Comic, 08-21-05 | ” |
| “ | You can either hold yourself up to the unrealistic standards of others, or ignore them and concentrate on being happy with yourself as you are.
Questionable Content webcomic, #352, 05-04-05 | ” |
| “ | The quickest way to a man's heart really is through his stomach, because then you don't have to chop through that pesky rib cage.
Questionable Content webcomic, #478, 10-27-05 | ” |
| “ | 'Light fuse and get away' may work for a Roman candle, but not so much for the wrath of a woman scorned.
Questionable Content webcomic, #678, 08-02-06 | ” |
| “ | Bachelor's degrees make pretty good placemats if you get 'em laminated.
Questionable Content, 01-04-07 | ” |
| “ | That's what college is for - getting as many bad decisions as possible out of the way before you're forced into the real world. I keep a checklist of 'em on the wall in my room.
Questionable Content, 01-04-07 | ” |
| “ | A good relationship is like fireworks: loud, explosive, and liable to maim you if you hold on too long.
Questionable Content, 11-14-08 | ” |
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