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Fran Lebowitz



Fran Lebowitz



American writer and humorist


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Quotes by Fran Lebowitz

All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult.
I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail.
In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.
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