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Stanislaw J. Lec
 Polish writer

| “ | Do not ask God the way to heaven; he will show you the hardest one. | ” |
| “ | If you are not a psychiatrist, stay away from idiots. They are too stupid to pay a layman for his company. | ” |
| “ | Never lie when the truth is more profitable. | ” |
| “ | Thoughts, like fleas, jump from man to man, but they don't bite everybody. | ” |
| “ | Advice to writers: Sometimes you just have to stop writing. Even before you begin.
"Unkempt Thoughts" | ” |
| “ | All is in the hands of man. Therefore wash them often.
"Unkempt Thoughts" | ” |
| “ | People find life entirely too time-consuming.
"Unkempt Thoughts" | ” |
| “ | The first condition of immortality is death.
"Unkempt Thoughts" | ” |
| “ | There are grammatical errors even in his silence.
"Unkempt Thoughts" | ” |
| “ | When you jump for joy, beware that no one moves the ground from beneath your feet.
"Unkempt Thoughts" | ” |

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