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Ogden Nash
American humorist & poet
| “ | A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
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| “ | A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.
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| “ | I think that I shall never see
a billboard lovely as a tree.
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all.
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| “ | Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
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| “ | Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
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| “ | People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it. | ” |
| “ | People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
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| “ | Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long.
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| “ | Candy
Is dandy
But liquor
Is quicker.
"Reflections on Ice-Breaking" | ” |
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