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Scott Adams
American cartoonist
| “ | If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
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| “ | Men live in a fantasy world. I know this because I am one, and I actually receive my mail there.
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| “ | Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.
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| “ | The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers. | ” |
| “ | You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
The Dilbert Future | ” |
| “ | Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
'The Dilbert Principle' | ” |
| “ | Decisions are made by people who have time, not people who have talent.
Dilbert, 10-26-07 | ” |
| “ | Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant.
Dogbert; Dilbert cartoons | ” |
| “ | The best part about being my age is in knowing how my life worked out. Sure, there's a lot more living to go, but there isn't much doubt that I'll always be the 'Dilbert guy.' Unless I go on a crime spree, in which case I'll be 'that stabbin' Dilbert guy.'
The Benefits of Getting Old, Dilbert Blog, 08-22-06 | ” |
| “ | Frankly, I'm suspicious of anyone who has a strong opinion on a complicated issue.
The Dilbert Blog | ” |
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