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Scott Adams



Scott Adams



American cartoonist


Quotes

Quotes by Scott Adams

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
Men live in a fantasy world. I know this because I am one, and I actually receive my mail there.
Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.
The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
The Dilbert Future
Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
'The Dilbert Principle'
Decisions are made by people who have time, not people who have talent.
Dilbert, 10-26-07
Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant.
Dogbert; Dilbert cartoons
The best part about being my age is in knowing how my life worked out. Sure, there's a lot more living to go, but there isn't much doubt that I'll always be the 'Dilbert guy.' Unless I go on a crime spree, in which case I'll be 'that stabbin' Dilbert guy.'
The Benefits of Getting Old, Dilbert Blog, 08-22-06
Frankly, I'm suspicious of anyone who has a strong opinion on a complicated issue.
The Dilbert Blog
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