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Bill Watterson
 American cartoonist

| “ | Careful. We don't want to learn from this.
"Calvin and Hobbes" | ” |
| “ | I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
"Calvin", It's a Magical World | ” |
| “ | Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.
Calvin & Hobbes | ” |
| “ | People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children.
Calvin and Hobbes | ” |
| “ | Reality continues to ruin my life.
Calvin and Hobbes | ” |
| “ | Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.
Calvin in "Calvin and Hobbes" | ” |
| “ | Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
cartoonist, "Calvin and Hobbes" | ” |
| “ | As a kid, I knew I wanted to be either a cartoonist or an astronaut. The latter was never much of a possibility, as I don't even like riding in elevators.
The Complete Calvin and Hobbes, 2005, Introduction | ” |

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