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    George Carlin

    American comedian and actor
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    Quotes by George Carlin

    • As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything.
    • Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
    • Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
    • I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
    • I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
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