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    Chapter V

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    Another night of alternate tranquillity and turmoil. But morning came,
    by and by. It was another glad awakening to fresh breezes, vast expanses
    of level greensward, bright sunlight, an impressive solitude utterly
    without visible human beings or human habitations, and an atmosphere of
    such amazing magnifying properties that trees that seemed close at hand
    were more than three mile away. We resumed undress uniform, climbed
    a-top of the flying coach, dangled our legs over the side, shouted
    occasionally at our frantic mules, merely to see them lay their ears back
    and scamper faster, tied our hats on to keep our hair from blowing away,
    and leveled an outlook over the world-wide carpet about us for things new
    and strange to gaze at. Even at this day it thrills me through and
    through to think of the life, the gladness and the wild sense of freedom
    that used to make the blood dance in my veins on those fine overland

    Along about an hour after breakfast we saw the first prairie-dog
    villages, the first antelope, and the first wolf. If I remember rightly,
    this latter was the regular cayote (pronounced ky-o-te) of the farther
    deserts. And if it was, he was not a pretty creature or respectable
    either, for I got well acquainted with his race afterward, and can speak
    with confidence. The cayote is a long, slim, sick and sorry-looking
    skeleton, with a gray wolf-skin stretched over it, a tolerably bushy tail
    that forever sags down with a despairing expression of forsakenness and
    misery, a furtive and evil eye, and a long, sharp face, with slightly
    lifted lip and exposed teeth. He has a general slinking expression all
    over. The cayote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always

    He is always poor, out of luck and friendless. The meanest creatures
    despise him, and even the fleas would desert him for a velocipede. He is
    so spiritless and cowardly that even while his exposed teeth are
    pretending a threat, the rest of his face is apologizing for it. And he
    is so homely!--so scrawny, and ribby, and coarse-haired, and pitiful.
    When he sees you he lifts his lip and lets a flash of his teeth out, and
    then turns a little out of the course he was pursuing, depresses his head
    a bit, and strikes a long, soft-footed trot through the sage-brush,
    glancing over his shoulder at you, from time to time, till he is about
    out of easy pistol range, and then he stops and takes a deliberate survey
    of you; he will trot fifty yards and stop again--another fifty and stop
    again; and finally the gray of his gliding body blends with the gray of
    the sage-brush, and he disappears. All this is when you make no
    demonstration against him; but if you do, he develops a livelier interest
    in his journey, and instantly electrifies his heels and puts such a deal
    of real estate between himself and your weapon, that by the time you have
    raised the hammer you see that you need a minie rifle, and by the time
    you have got him in line you need a rifled cannon, and by the time you
    have "drawn a bead" on him you see well enough that nothing but an
    unusually long-winded streak of lightning could reach him where he is
    now. But if you start a swift-footed dog after him, you will enjoy it
    ever so much--especially if it is a dog that has a good opinion of
    himself, and has been brought up to think he knows something about speed.

    The cayote will go swinging gently off on that deceitful trot of his, and
    every little while he will smile a fraudful smile over his shoulder that
    will fill that dog entirely full of encouragement and worldly ambition,
    and make him lay his head still lower to the ground, and stretch his neck
    further to the front, and pant more fiercely, and stick his tail out
    straighter behind, and move his furious legs with a yet wilder frenzy,
    and leave a broader and broader, and higher and denser cloud of desert
    sand smoking behind, and marking his long wake across the level plain!
    And all this time the dog is only a short twenty feet behind the cayote,
    and to save the soul of him he cannot understand why it is that he cannot
    get perceptibly closer; and he begins to get aggravated, and it makes him
    madder and madder to see how gently the cayote glides along and never
    pants or sweats or ceases to smile; and he grows still more and more
    incensed to see how shamefully he has been taken in by an entire
    stranger, and what an ignoble swindle that long, calm, soft-footed trot
    is; and next he notices that he is getting fagged, and that the cayote
    actually has to slacken speed a little to keep from running away from
    him--and then that town-dog is mad in earnest, and he begins to strain
    and weep and swear, and paw the sand higher than ever, and reach for the
    cayote with concentrated and desperate energy. This "spurt" finds him
    six feet behind the gliding enemy, and two miles from his friends. And
    then, in the instant that a wild new hope is lighting up his face, the
    cayote turns and smiles blandly upon him once more, and with a something
    about it which seems to say: "Well, I shall have to tear myself away from
    you, bub--business is business, and it will not do for me to be fooling
    along this way all day"--and forthwith there is a rushing sound, and the
    sudden splitting of a long crack through the atmosphere, and behold that
    dog is solitary and alone in the midst of a vast solitude!

    It makes his head swim. He stops, and looks all around; climbs the
    nearest sand-mound, and gazes into the distance; shakes his head
    reflectively, and then, without a word, he turns and jogs along back to
    his train, and takes up a humble position under the hindmost wagon, and
    feels unspeakably mean, and looks ashamed, and hangs his tail at half-
    mast for a week. And for as much as a year after that, whenever there is
    a great hue and cry after a cayote, that dog will merely glance in that
    direction without emotion, and apparently observe to himself, "I believe
    I do not wish any of the pie."

    The cayote lives chiefly in the most desolate and forbidding desert,
    along with the lizard, the jackass-rabbit and the raven, and gets an
    uncertain and precarious living, and earns it. He seems to subsist
    almost wholly on the carcases of oxen, mules and horses that have dropped
    out of emigrant trains and died, and upon windfalls of carrion, and
    occasional legacies of offal bequeathed to him by white men who have been
    opulent enough to have something better to butcher than condemned army

    He will eat anything in the world that his first cousins, the desert-
    frequenting tribes of Indians will, and they will eat anything they can
    bite. It is a curious fact that these latter are the only creatures
    known to history who will eat nitro-glycerine and ask for more if they

    The cayote of the deserts beyond the Rocky Mountains has a peculiarly
    hard time of it, owing to the fact that his relations, the Indians, are
    just as apt to be the first to detect a seductive scent on the desert
    breeze, and follow the fragrance to the late ox it emanated from, as he
    is himself; and when this occurs he has to content himself with sitting
    off at a little distance watching those people strip off and dig out
    everything edible, and walk off with it. Then he and the waiting ravens
    explore the skeleton and polish the bones. It is considered that the
    cayote, and the obscene bird, and the Indian of the desert, testify their
    blood kinship with each other in that they live together in the waste
    places of the earth on terms of perfect confidence and friendship, while
    hating all other creature and yearning to assist at their funerals. He
    does not mind going a hundred miles to breakfast, and a hundred and fifty
    to dinner, because he is sure to have three or four days between meals,
    and he can just as well be traveling and looking at the scenery as lying
    around doing nothing and adding to the burdens of his parents.

    We soon learned to recognize the sharp, vicious bark of the cayote as it
    came across the murky plain at night to disturb our dreams among the
    mail-sacks; and remembering his forlorn aspect and his hard fortune, made
    shift to wish him the blessed novelty of a long day's good luck and a
    limitless larder the morrow.
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