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    Chapter XXVII

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    Hurry, was the word! We wasted no time. Our party consisted of four
    persons--a blacksmith sixty years of age, two young lawyers, and myself.
    We bought a wagon and two miserable old horses. We put eighteen hundred
    pounds of provisions and mining tools in the wagon and drove out of
    Carson on a chilly December afternoon. The horses were so weak and old
    that we soon found that it would be better if one or two of us got out
    and walked. It was an improvement. Next, we found that it would be
    better if a third man got out. That was an improvement also. It was at
    this time that I volunteered to drive, although I had never driven a
    harnessed horse before and many a man in such a position would have felt
    fairly excused from such a responsibility. But in a little while it was
    found that it would be a fine thing if the drive got out and walked also.
    It was at this time that I resigned the position of driver, and never
    resumed it again. Within the hour, we found that it would not only be
    better, but was absolutely necessary, that we four, taking turns, two at
    a time, should put our hands against the end of the wagon and push it
    through the sand, leaving the feeble horses little to do but keep out of
    the way and hold up the tongue. Perhaps it is well for one to know his
    fate at first, and get reconciled to it. We had learned ours in one
    afternoon. It was plain that we had to walk through the sand and shove
    that wagon and those horses two hundred miles. So we accepted the
    situation, and from that time forth we never rode. More than that, we
    stood regular and nearly constant watches pushing up behind.

    We made seven miles, and camped in the desert. Young Clagett (now member
    of Congress from Montana) unharnessed and fed and watered the horses;
    Oliphant and I cut sagebrush, built the fire and brought water to cook
    with; and old Mr. Ballou the blacksmith did the cooking. This division
    of labor, and this appointment, was adhered to throughout the journey.
    We had no tent, and so we slept under our blankets in the open plain. We
    were so tired that we slept soundly.

    We were fifteen days making the trip--two hundred miles; thirteen,
    rather, for we lay by a couple of days, in one place, to let the horses
    rest.

    We could really have accomplished the journey in ten days if we had towed
    the horses behind the wagon, but we did not think of that until it was
    too late, and so went on shoving the horses and the wagon too when we
    might have saved half the labor. Parties who met us, occasionally,
    advised us to put the horses in the wagon, but Mr. Ballou, through whose
    iron-clad earnestness no sarcasm could pierce, said that that would not
    do, because the provisions were exposed and would suffer, the horses
    being "bituminous from long deprivation." The reader will excuse me from
    translating. What Mr. Ballou customarily meant, when he used a long
    word, was a secret between himself and his Maker. He was one of the best
    and kindest hearted men that ever graced a humble sphere of life. He was
    gentleness and simplicity itself--and unselfishness, too. Although he
    was more than twice as old as the eldest of us, he never gave himself any
    airs, privileges, or exemptions on that account. He did a young man's
    share of the work; and did his share of conversing and entertaining from
    the general stand-point of any age--not from the arrogant, overawing
    summit-height of sixty years. His one striking peculiarity was his
    Partingtonian fashion of loving and using big words for their own sakes,
    and independent of any bearing they might have upon the thought he was
    purposing to convey. He always let his ponderous syllables fall with an
    easy unconsciousness that left them wholly without offensiveness.
    In truth his air was so natural and so simple that one was always
    catching himself accepting his stately sentences as meaning something,
    when they really meant nothing in the world. If a word was long and
    grand and resonant, that was sufficient to win the old man's love, and he
    would drop that word into the most out-of-the-way place in a sentence or
    a subject, and be as pleased with it as if it were perfectly luminous
    with meaning.

    We four always spread our common stock of blankets together on the frozen
    ground, and slept side by side; and finding that our foolish, long-legged
    hound pup had a deal of animal heat in him, Oliphant got to admitting him
    to the bed, between himself and Mr. Ballou, hugging the dog's warm back
    to his breast and finding great comfort in it. But in the night the pup
    would get stretchy and brace his feet against the old man's back and
    shove, grunting complacently the while; and now and then, being warm and
    snug, grateful and happy, he would paw the old man's back simply in
    excess of comfort; and at yet other times he would dream of the chase and
    in his sleep tug at the old man's back hair and bark in his ear. The old
    gentleman complained mildly about these familiarities, at last, and when
    he got through with his statement he said that such a dog as that was not
    a proper animal to admit to bed with tired men, because he was "so
    meretricious in his movements and so organic in his emotions." We turned
    the dog out.

    It was a hard, wearing, toilsome journey, but it had its bright side; for
    after each day was done and our wolfish hunger appeased with a hot supper
    of fried bacon, bread, molasses and black coffee, the pipe-smoking, song-
    singing and yarn-spinning around the evening camp-fire in the still
    solitudes of the desert was a happy, care-free sort of recreation that
    seemed the very summit and culmination of earthly luxury.

    It is a kind of life that has a potent charm for all men, whether city or
    country-bred. We are descended from desert-lounging Arabs, and countless
    ages of growth toward perfect civilization have failed to root out of us
    the nomadic instinct. We all confess to a gratified thrill at the
    thought of "camping out."

    Once we made twenty-five miles in a day, and once we made forty miles
    (through the Great American Desert), and ten miles beyond--fifty in all--
    in twenty-three hours, without halting to eat, drink or rest. To stretch
    out and go to sleep, even on stony and frozen ground, after pushing a
    wagon and two horses fifty miles, is a delight so supreme that for the
    moment it almost seems cheap at the price.

    We camped two days in the neighborhood of the "Sink of the Humboldt."
    We tried to use the strong alkaline water of the Sink, but it would not
    answer. It was like drinking lye, and not weak lye, either. It left a
    taste in the mouth, bitter and every way execrable, and a burning in the
    stomach that was very uncomfortable. We put molasses in it, but that
    helped it very little; we added a pickle, yet the alkali was the
    prominent taste and so it was unfit for drinking.

    The coffee we made of this water was the meanest compound man has yet
    invented. It was really viler to the taste than the unameliorated water
    itself. Mr. Ballou, being the architect and builder of the beverage felt
    constrained to endorse and uphold it, and so drank half a cup, by little
    sips, making shift to praise it faintly the while, but finally threw out
    the remainder, and said frankly it was "too technical for him."

    But presently we found a spring of fresh water, convenient, and then,
    with nothing to mar our enjoyment, and no stragglers to interrupt it, we
    entered into our rest.
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