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    the
    surface. Noth'n' would do Jim, but we must tackle the ledges, too, 'n'
    so we did. We commenced put'n' down a shaft, 'n' Tom Quartz he begin to
    wonder what in the Dickens it was all about. He hadn't ever seen any
    mining like that before, 'n' he was all upset, as you may say--he
    couldn't come to a right understanding of it no way--it was too many for
    him. He was down on it, too, you bet you--he was down on it powerful--
    'n' always appeared to consider it the cussedest foolishness out. But
    that cat, you know, was always agin new fangled arrangements--somehow he
    never could abide'em. You know how it is with old habits. But by an' by
    Tom Quartz begin to git sort of reconciled a little, though he never
    could altogether understand that eternal sinkin' of a shaft an' never
    pannin' out any thing. At last he got to comin' down in the shaft,
    hisself, to try to cipher it out. An' when he'd git the blues, 'n' feel
    kind o'scruffy, 'n' aggravated 'n' disgusted--knowin' as he did, that the
    bills was runnin' up all the time an' we warn't makin' a cent--he would
    curl up on a gunny sack in the corner an' go to sleep. Well, one day
    when the shaft was down about eight foot, the rock got so hard that we
    had to put in a blast--the first blast'n' we'd ever done since Tom Quartz
    was born. An' then we lit the fuse 'n' clumb out 'n' got off 'bout fifty
    yards--'n' forgot 'n' left Tom Quartz sound asleep on the gunny sack.

    "In 'bout a minute we seen a puff of smoke bust up out of the hole, 'n'
    then everything let go with an awful crash, 'n' about four million ton of
    rocks 'n' dirt 'n' smoke 'n; splinters shot up 'bout a mile an' a half
    into the air, an' by George, right in the dead centre of it was old Tom
    Quartz a goin' end over end, an' a snortin' an' a sneez'n', an' a clawin'
    an' a reachin' for things like all possessed. But it warn't no use, you
    know, it warn't no use. An' that was the last we see of him for about
    two minutes 'n' a half, an' then all of a sudden it begin to rain rocks
    and rubbage, an' directly he come down ker-whop about ten foot off f'm
    where we stood Well, I reckon he was p'raps the orneriest lookin' beast
    you ever see. One ear was sot back on his neck, 'n' his tail was stove
    up, 'n' his eye-winkers was swinged off, 'n' he was all blacked up with
    powder an' smoke, an' all sloppy with mud 'n' slush f'm one end to the

    other.

    "Well sir, it warn't no use to try to apologize--we couldn't say a word.
    He took a sort of a disgusted look at hisself, 'n' then he looked at us--
    an' it was just exactly the same as if he had said--'Gents, may be you
    think it's smart to take advantage of a cat that 'ain't had no experience
    of quartz minin', but I think different'--an' then he turned on his heel
    'n' marched off home without ever saying another word.
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