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    Book III

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    Leaving the service of Madam de Vercellis nearly as I had entered it,
    I returned to my former hostess, and remained there five or six weeks;
    during which time health, youth, and laziness, frequently rendered my
    temperament importunate. I was restless, absent, and thoughtful: I wept
    and sighed for a happiness I had no idea of, though at the same time
    highly sensible of some deficiency. This situation is indescribable,
    few men can even form any conception of it, because, in general, they
    have prevented that plenitude of life, at once tormenting and delicious.
    My thoughts were incessantly occupied with girls and women, but in a
    manner peculiar to myself: these ideas kept my senses in a perpetual and
    disagreeable activity, though, fortunately, they did not point out the
    means of deliverance. I would have given my life to have met with a Miss
    Goton, but the time was past in which the play of infancy predominated;
    increase of years had introduced shame, the inseparable companion of a
    conscious deviation from rectitude, which so confirmed my natural
    timidity as to render it invincible; and never, either at that time or
    since, could I prevail on myself to offer a proposition favorable to my
    wishes (unless in a manner constrained to it by previous advances) even
    with those whose scruples I had no cause to dread.

    My stay at Madam de Vercellis's had procured me some acquaintance, which
    I thought might be serviceable to me, and therefore wished to retain.
    Among others, I sometimes visited a Savoyard abbe, M. Gaime, who was
    tutor to the Count of Melarede's children. He was young, and not much
    known, but possessed an excellent cultivated understanding, with great
    probity, and was, altogether, one of the best men I ever knew. He was
    incapable of doing me the service I then stood most in need of, not
    having sufficient interest to procure me a situation, but from him I
    reaped advantages far more precious, which have been useful to me through
    life, lessons of pure morality, and maxims of sound judgment.

    In the successive order of my inclinations and ideas, I had ever been too
    high or too low. Achilles or Thersites; sometimes a hero, at others a
    villain. M. Gaime took pains to make me properly acquainted with myself,
    without sparing or giving me too much discouragement. He spoke in
    advantageous terms of my disposition and talents, adding, that he foresaw
    obstacles which would prevent my profiting by them; thus, according to
    him, they were to serve less as steps by which I should mount to fortune,
    than as resources which might enable me to exist without one. He gave me
    a true picture of human life, of which, hitherto, I had formed but a very
    erroneous idea, teaching me, that a man of understanding, though destined
    to experience adverse fortune, might, by skilful management, arrive at
    happiness; that there was no true felicity without virtue, which was
    practicable in every situation. He greatly diminished my admiration of
    grandeur, by proving that those in a superior situation are neither
    better nor happier than those they command. One of his maxims has
    frequently returned to my memory: it was, that if we could truly read the
    hearts of others we should feel more inclination to descend than rise:
    this reflection, the truth of which is striking without extravagance,
    I have found of great utility, in the various exigences of my life, as it
    tended to make me satisfied with my condition. He gave me the first just
    conception of relative duties, which my high-flown imagination had ever
    pictured in extremes, making me sensible that the enthusiasm of sublime
    virtues is of little use in society; that while endeavoring to rise too
    high we are in danger of falling; and that a virtuous and uniform
    discharge of little duties requires as great a degree of fortitude as
    actions which are called heroic, and would at the same time procure more
    honor and happiness. That it was infinitely more desirable to possess
    the lasting esteem of those about us, than at intervals to attract
    admiration.

    In properly arranging the various duties between man and man, it was
    necessary to ascend to principles; the step I had recently taken, and of
    which my present situation was the consequence, naturally led us to speak
    of religion. It will easily be conceived that the honest M. Gaime was,
    in a great measure, the original of the Savoyard Vicar; prudence only
    obliging him to deliver his sentiments, on certain points, with more
    caution and reserve, and explain himself with less freedom; but his
    sentiments and councils were the same, not even excepting his advice to
    return to my country; all was precisely as I have since given it to the
    pubic. Dwelling no longer, therefore, on conversations which everyone
    may see the substance of, I shall only add, that these wise instructions
    (though they did not produce an immediate effect) were as so many seeds
    of virtue and religion in my heart which were never rooted out, and only
    required the fostering cares of friendship to bring to maturity.

    Though my conversation was not very sincere, I was affected by his
    discourses, and far from being weary, was pleased with them on account of
    their clearness and simplicity, but above all because his heart seemed
    interested in what he said. My disposition is naturally tender, I have
    ever been less attached to people for the good they have really done me
    than for that they designed to do, and my feelings in this particular
    have seldom misled me: thus I truly esteemed M. Gaime. I was in a manner
    his second disciple, which even at that time was of inestimable service
    in turning me from a propensity to vice into which my idleness was
    leading me.

    One day, when I least expected it, I was sent for by the Count de la
    Roque. Having frequently called at his house, without being able to
    speak with him, I grew weary, and supposing he had either forgot me or
    retained some unfavorable impression of me, returned no more: but I was
    mistaken in both these conjectures. He had more than once witnessed the
    pleasure I took in fulfilling my duty to his aunt: he had even mentioned
    it to her, and afterwards spoke of it, when I no longer thought of it
    myself.

    He received me graciously, saying that instead of amusing me with useless
    promises, he had sought to place me to advantage; that he had succeeded,
    and would put me in a way to better my situation, but the rest must
    depend on myself. That the family into which he should introduce me
    being both powerful and esteemed, I should need no other patrons; and
    though at first on the footing of a servant, I might be assured, that if
    my conduct and sentiments were found above that station, I should not
    long remain in it. The end of this discourse cruelly disappointed the
    brilliant hopes the beginning had inspired. "What! forever a footman?"
    said I to myself, with a bitterness which confidence presently effaced,
    for I felt myself too superior to that situation to fear long remaining
    there.

    He took me to the Count de Gauvon, Master of the Horse to the Queen, and
    Chief of the illustrious House of Solar. The air of dignity conspicuous
    in this respectable old man, rendered the affability with which he
    received me yet more interesting. He questioned me with evident
    interest, and I replied with sincerity. He then told the Count de la
    Roque, that my features were agreeable, and promised intellect, which he
    believed I was not deficient in; but that was not enough, and time must
    show the rest; after which, turning to me, he said, "Child, almost all
    situations are attended with difficulties in the beginning; yours,
    however, shall not have too great a portion of them; be prudent, and
    endeavor to please everyone, that will be almost your only employment;
    for the rest fear nothing, you shall be taken care of." Immediately
    after he went to the Marchioness de Breil, his daughter-in-law, to whom
    he presented me, and then to the Abbe de Gauvon, his son. I was elated
    with this beginning, as I knew enough of the world already to conclude,
    that so much ceremony is not generally used at the reception of a
    footman. In fact, I was not treated like one. I dined at the steward's
    table; did not wear a livery; and the Count de Favria (a giddy youth)
    having commanded me to get behind his coach, his grandfather ordered that
    I should get behind no coach, nor follow any one out of the house.
    Meantime, I waited at table, and did, within doors, the business of a
    footman; but I did it, as it were, of my own free will, without being
    appointed to any particular service; and except writing some letters,
    which were dictated to me, and cutting out some ornaments for the Count
    de Favria, I was almost the absolute master of my time. This trial of my
    discretion, which I did not then perceive, was certainly very dangerous,
    and not very humane; for in this state of idleness I might have
    contracted vices which I should not otherwise have given into.
    Fortunately, it did not produce that effect; my memory retained the
    lessons of M. Gaime, they had made an impression on my heart, and I
    sometimes escaped from the house of my patron to obtain a repetition of
    them. I believe those who saw me going out, apparently by stealth, had
    no conception of my business. Nothing could be more prudent than the
    advice he gave me respecting my conduct. My beginning was admirable; so
    much attention, assiduity, and zeal, had charmed everyone. The Abby
    Gaime advised me to moderate this first ardor, lest I should relax, and
    that relaxation should be considered as neglect. "Your setting out,"
    said he, "is the rule of what will be expected of you; endeavor gradually
    to increase your attentions, but be cautious how you diminish them."

    As they paid but little attention to my trifling talents, and supposed I
    possessed no more than nature had given me, there was no appearance
    (notwithstanding the promises of Count de Gauvon) of my meeting with any
    particular consideration. Some objects of more consequence had
    intervened. The Marquis de Breil, son of the Count de Gauvon, was then
    ambassador at Vienna; some circumstances had occurred at that court which
    for some weeks kept the family in continual agitation, and left them no
    time to think of me. Meantime I had relaxed but little in my attentions,
    though one object in the family did me both good and harm, making me more
    secure from exterior dissipation, but less attentive to my duty.

    Mademoiselle de Breil was about my own age, tolerably handsome, and very
    fair complexioned, with black hair, which notwithstanding, gave her
    features that air of softness so natural to the flaxen, and which my
    heart could never resist. The court dress, so favorable to youth, showed
    her fine neck and shape to advantage, and the mourning, which was then
    worn, seemed to add to her beauty. It will be said, a domestic should
    not take notice of these things; I was certainly to blame, yet I
    perceived all this, nor was I the only one; the maitre d' hotel and valet
    de chambre spoke of her sometimes at table with a vulgarity that pained
    me extremely. My head, however, was not sufficiently turned to allow of
    my being entirely in love; I did not forget myself, or my situation.
    I loved to see Mademoiselle de Breil; to hear her utter anything that
    marked wit, sense, or good humor: my ambition, confined to a desire of
    waiting on her, never exceeded its just rights. At table I was ever
    attentive to make the most of them; if her footman quitted her chair,
    I instantly supplied his place; in default of this, I stood facing her,
    seeking in her eyes what she was about to ask for, and watching the
    moment to change her plate. What would I not have given to hear her
    command, to have her look at, or speak the smallest word to me! but no,
    I had the mortification to be beneath her regard; she did not even
    perceive I was there. Her brother, who frequently spoke to me while at
    table, having one day said something which I did not consider obliging,
    I made him so arch and well-turned an answer, that it drew her attention;
    she cast her eyes upon me, and this glance was sufficient to fill me with
    transport. The next day, a second occasion presented itself, which I
    fortunately made use of. A great dinner was given; and I saw, with
    astonishment, for the first time, the maitre d' hotel waiting at table,
    with a sword by his side, and hat on his head. By chance, the discourse
    turned on the motto of the house of Solar, which was, with the arms,
    worked in the tapestry: 'Tel fiert qui ne fue pas'. As the Piedmontese
    are not in general very perfect in the French language, they found fault
    with the orthography, saying, that in the word fiert there should be no
    't'. The old Count de Gauvon was going to reply, when happening to cast
    his eyes on me, he perceived I smiled without daring to say anything;
    he immediately ordered me to speak my opinion. I then said, I did not
    think the 't' superfluous, 'fiert' being an old French word, not derived
    from the noun 'ferus', proud, threatening; but from the verb 'ferit', he
    strikes, he wounds; the motto, therefore, did not appear to mean, some
    threat, but, 'Some strike who do not kill'. The whole company fixed
    their eyes on me, then on each other, without speaking a word; never was
    a greater degree of astonishment; but what most flattered me, was an air
    of satisfaction which I perceived on the countenance of Mademoiselle de
    Breil. This scornful lady deigned to cast on me a second look at least
    as valuable as the former, and turning to her grandfather, appeared to
    wait with impatience for the praise that was due to me, and which he
    fully bestowed, with such apparent satisfaction, that it was eagerly
    chorused by the whole table. This interval was short, but delightful in
    many respects; it was one of those moments so rarely met with, which
    place things in their natural order, and revenge depressed merit for the
    injuries of fortune. Some minutes after Mademoiselle de Breil again
    raised her eyes, desiring me with a voice of timid affability to give her
    some drink. It will easily be supposed I did not let her wait, but
    advancing towards her, I was seized with such a trembling, that having
    filled the glass too full, I spilled some of the water on her plate,
    and even on herself. Her brother asked me, giddily, why I trembled thus?
    This question increased my confusion, while the face of Mademoiselle de
    Breil was suffused with a crimson blush.

    Here ended the romance; where it may be remarked (as with Madam Basile,
    and others in the continuation of my life) that I was not fortunate in
    the conclusion of my amours. In vain I placed myself in the antechamber
    of Madam de Breil, I could not obtain one mark of attention from her
    daughter; she went in and out without looking at me, nor had I the
    confidence to raise my eyes to her; I was even so foolishly stupid, that
    one day, on dropping her glove as she passed, instead of seizing and
    covering it with kisses, as I would gladly have done, I did not dare to
    quit my place, but suffered it to be taken up by a great booby of a
    footman, whom I could willingly have knocked down for his officiousness.
    To complete my timidity, I perceived I had not the good fortune to please
    Madam de Breil; she not only never ordered, but even rejected, my
    services; and having twice found me in her antechamber, asked me, dryly,
    "If I had nothing to do?" I was obliged, therefore, to renounce this
    dear antechamber; at first it caused me some uneasiness, but other things
    intervening, I presently thought no more of it.

    The disdain of Madam de Breil was fully compensated by the kindness of
    her father-in-law, who at length began to think of me. The evening after
    the entertainment, I have already mentioned, he had a conversation with
    me that lasted half an hour, which appeared to satisfy him, and
    absolutely enchanted me. This good man had less sense than Madam de
    Vercellis, but possessed more feeling; I therefore succeeded much better
    with him. He bade me attach myself to his son, the Abbe Gauvon, who had
    an esteem for me, which, if I took care to cultivate, might be
    serviceable in furnishing me with what was necessary to complete their
    views for my future establishment. The next morning I flew to M. the
    Abbe, who did not receive me as a servant, but made me sit by his
    fireside, and questioned me with great affability. He soon found that my
    education, which had attempted many things, had completed none; but
    observing that I understood something of Latin, he undertook to teach me
    more, and appointed me to attend him every morning. Thus, by one of the
    whimsicalities which have marked the whole course of my life, at once
    above and below my natural situation, I was pupil and footman in the same
    house: and though in servitude, had a preceptor whose birth entitled him
    to supply that place only to the children of kings.

    The Abbe de Gauvon was a younger son, and designed by his family for a
    bishopric, for which reason his studies had been pursued, further than is
    usual with people of quality. He had been sent to the university of
    Sienna, where he had resided some years, and from whence he had brought a
    good portion of cruscantism, designing to be that at Turin which the Abbe
    de Dangeau was formerly at Paris. Being disgusted with theology, he gave
    in to the belle-lettres, which is very frequent in Italy, with those who
    have entered the career of prelacy. He had studied the poets, and wrote
    tolerable Latin and Italian verses; in a word, his taste was calculated
    to form mine, and give some order to that chaos of insignificant trash
    with which my brain was encumbered; but whether my prating had misled
    him, or that he could not support the trouble of teaching the elementary
    parts of Latin, he put me at first too high; and I had scarcely
    translated a few fables of Phoedrus before he put me into Virgil, where I
    could hardly understand anything. It will be seen hereafter that I was
    destined frequently to learn Latin, but never to attain it. I labored
    with assiduity, and the abbe bestowed his attention with a degree of
    kindness, the remembrance of which, even at this time, both interests and
    softens me. I passed the greater part of the morning with him as much
    for my own instruction as his service; not that he ever permitted me to
    perform any menial office, but to copy, or write from his dictating; and
    my employment of secretary was more useful than that of scholar, and by
    this means I not only learned the Italian in its utmost purity, but also
    acquired a taste for literature, and some discernment of composition,
    which could not have been at La Tribu's, and which was useful to me when
    I afterwards wrote alone.

    At this period of my life, without being romantic, I might reasonably
    have indulged the hope of preferment. The abbe, thoroughly pleased with
    me, expressed his satisfaction to everyone, while his father had such a
    singular affection for me, that I was assured by the Count de Favria,
    that he had spoken of me to the king; even Madam de Breil had laid aside
    her disdainful looks; in short I was a general favorite, which gave great
    jealousy to the other servants, who seeing me honored by the instructions
    of their master's son, were persuaded I should not remain their equal.

    As far as I could judge by some words dropped at random, and which I
    reflected on afterwards, it appeared to me, that the House of Solar,
    wishing to run the career of embassies, and hoping perhaps in time to
    arrive at the ministry, wished to provide themselves with a person of
    merit and talents, who depending entirely on them, might obtain their
    confidence, and be of essential service. This project of the Count de
    Gauvon was judicious, magnanimous, and truly worthy of a powerful
    nobleman, equally provident and generous; but besides my not seeing, at
    that time, its full extent, it was far too rational for my brain, and
    required too much confinement.

    My ridiculous ambition sought for fortune in the midst of brilliant
    adventures, and not finding one woman in all this scheme, it appeared
    tedious, painful and melancholy; though I should rather have thought it
    more honorable on this account, as the species of merit generally
    patronized by women is certainly less worthy that I was supposed to
    possess.

    Everything succeeded to my wish: I had obtained, almost forced, the
    esteem of all; the trial was over, and I was universally considered as a
    young man with flattering prospects, who was not at present in his proper
    sphere, but was expected soon to reach it; but my place was not assigned
    me by man, and I was to reach it by very difficult paths. I now come to
    one of those characteristic traits, which are so natural to me, and
    which, indeed, the reader might have observed without this reflection.

    There were at Turin several new converts of my own stamp, whom I neither
    liked nor wish to see; but I had met with some Genevese who were not of
    this description, and among others a M. Mussard, nicknamed Wryneck, a
    miniature painter, and a distant relation. This M. Mussard, having
    learned my situation at the Count de Gauvon's, came to see me, with
    another Genevese, named Bacle, who had been my comrade during my
    apprenticeship. This Bacle was a very sprightly, amusing young fellow,
    full of lively sallies, which at his time of life appeared extremely
    agreeable. At once, then, behold me delighted with M. Bacle; charmed to
    such a degree that I found it impossible to quit him. He was shortly to
    depart for Geneva; what a loss had I to sustain! I felt the whole force
    of it, and resolving to make the best use of this precious interval, I
    determined not to leave him, or, rather, he never quitted me, for my head
    was not yet sufficiently turned to think of quitting the house without
    leave, but it was soon perceived that he engrossed my whole time, and he
    was accordingly forbid the house. This so incensed me, that forgetting
    everything but my friend Bacle, I went neither to the abbe nor the count,
    and was no longer to be found at home. I paid no attention to repeated
    reprimands, and at length was threatened with dismissal. This threat was
    my ruin, as it suggested the idea that it was not absolutely necessary
    that Bacle should depart alone. From that moment I could think of no
    other pleasure, no other situation or happiness than taking this journey.
    To render the felicity still more complete, at the end of it (though at
    an immense distance) I pictured to myself Madam de Warrens; for as to
    returning to Geneva, it never entered into my imagination. The hills,
    fields, brooks and villages, incessantly succeeded each other with new
    charms, and this delightful jaunt seemed worthy to absorb my whole
    existence. Memory recalled, with inexpressible pleasure, how charming
    the country had appeared in coming to Turin; what then must it be, when,
    to the pleasure of independence, should be added the company of a
    good-humored comrade of my own age and disposition, without any
    constraint or obligation, but free to go or stay as we pleased? Would
    it not be madness to sacrifice the prospect of so much felicity to
    projects of ambition, slow and difficult in their execution, and
    uncertain in their event? But even supposing them realized, and in
    their utmost splendor, they were not worth one quarter of an hour of the
    sweet pleasure and liberty of youth.

    Full of these wise conclusions, I conducted myself so improperly, that
    (not indeed without some trouble) I got myself dismissed; for on my
    return one night the maitre de hotel gave me warning on the part of the
    count. This was exactly what I wanted; for feeling, spite of myself,
    the extravagance of my conduct, I wished to excuse it by the addition of
    injustice and ingratitude, by throwing the blame on others, and
    sheltering myself under the idea of necessity.

    I was told the Count de Favria wished to speak with me the next morning
    before my departure; but, being sensible that my head was so far turned
    as to render it possible for me to disobey the injunction, the maitre de
    hotel declined paying the money designed me, and which certainly I had
    very ill earned, till after this visit; for my kind patrons being
    unwilling to place me in the situation of a footman, I had not any fixed
    wages.

    The Count de Favria, though young and giddy, talked to me on this
    occasion in the most sensible and serious manner: I might add, if it
    would not be thought vain, with the utmost tenderness. He reminded me,
    in the most flattering terms, of the cares of his uncle, and intentions
    of his grandfather; after having drawn in lively colors what I was
    sacrificing to ruin, he offered to make my peace, without stipulating any
    conditions, but that I should no more see the worthless fellow who had
    seduced me.

    It was so apparent that he did not say all this of himself, that
    notwithstanding my blind stupidity, I powerfully felt the kindness of my
    good old master, but the dear journey was too firmly printed on my
    imagination for any consideration to balance the charm. Bereft of
    understanding, firm to my purpose, I hardened myself against conviction,
    and arrogantly answered, that as they had thought fit to give me warning,
    I had resolved to take it, and conceived it was now too late to retract,
    since, whatever might happen to me, I was fully resolved not to be driven
    a second time from the same house. The count, justly irritated, bestowed
    on me some names which I deserved, and putting me out of his apartment by
    the shoulders, shut the door on me. I departed triumphant, as if I had
    gained the greatest victory, and fearful of sustaining a second combat
    even had the ingratitude to leave the house without thanking the abbe for
    his kindness.

    To form a just conception of my delirium at that moment, the excess to
    which my heart is subject to be heated by the most trifling incidents,
    and the ardor with which my imagination seizes on the most attractive
    objects should be conceived. At these times, plans the most ridiculous,
    childish, and void of sense, flatter my favorite idea, and persuade me
    that it is reasonable to sacrifice everything to the possession of it.
    Would it be believed, that when near nineteen, any one could be so stupid
    as to build his hopes of future subsistence on an empty phial? For
    example:

    The Abbe de Gauvon had made me a present, some weeks before, of a very
    pretty heron fountain, with which I was highly delighted. Playing with
    this toy, and speaking of our departure, the sage Bacle and myself
    thought it might be of infinite advantage, and enable us to lengthen our
    journey. What in the world was so curious as a heron fountain? This
    idea was the foundation on which we built our future fortune: we were to
    assemble the country people in every village we might pass through, and
    delight them with the sight of it, when feasting and good cheer would be
    sure to pour on us abundantly; for we were both firmly persuaded, that
    provisions could cost nothing to those who grew and gathered them, and if
    they did not stuff travellers, it was downright ill-nature.

    We pictured in all parts entertainments and weddings, reckoning that
    without any expense but wind from our lungs, and the water of our
    fountain, we should be maintained through Piedmont, Savoy, France, and
    indeed, all the world over. There was no end to our projected travels,
    and we immediately directed our course northward, rather for the pleasure
    of crossing the Alps, than from a supposed necessity of being obliged to
    stop at any place.

    Such was the plan on which I set out, abandoning without regret, my
    preceptors, studies, and hopes, with the almost certain attainment of a
    fortune, to lead the life of a real vagabond. Farewell to the capital;
    adieu to the court, ambition, love, the fair, and all the great
    adventures into which hope had led me during the preceding year! I
    departed with my fountain and my friend Bacle, a purse lightly furnished,
    but a heart over-flowing with pleasure, and only thinking how to enjoy
    the extensive felicity which I supposed my project encircled.

    This extravagant journey was performed almost as agreeably as I had
    expected, though not exactly on the same plan; not but our fountain
    highly amused the hostess and servants for some minutes at all the
    ale-houses where we halted, yet we found it equally necessary to pay on
    our departure; but that gave us no concern, as we never thought of
    depending on it entirely until our money should be expended. An
    accident spared us that trouble, our fountain was broken near Bramant,
    and in good time, for we both felt (though without daring to own it to
    each other) that we began to be weary of it. This misfortune rendered
    us gayer than ever; we laughed heartily at our giddiness in having
    forgotten that our clothes and shoes would wear out, or trusting to
    renew them by the play of our fountain. We continued our journey as
    merrily as we had begun it, only drawing faster towards that termination
    where our drained purses made it necessary for us to arrive.

    At Chambery I became pensive; not for the folly I had committed, for
    never did any one think less of the past, but on account of the reception
    I should meet with from Madam de Warrens; for I looked on her house as my
    paternal home. I had written her an account of my reception at the Count
    de Gauvon's; she knew my expectancies, and, in congratulating me on my
    good fortune, had added some wise lessons on the return I ought to make
    for the kindness with which they treated me. She looked on my fortune as
    already made, if not destroyed by my own negligence; what then would she
    say on my arrival? for it never entered my mind that she might shut the
    door against me, but I dreaded the uneasiness I might give her; I dreaded
    her reproaches, to me more wounding than want; I resolved to bear all in
    silence, and, if possible to appease her. I now saw nothing but Madam de
    Warrens in the whole universe, and to live in disgrace with her was
    impossible.

    I was most concerned about my companion, whom I did not wish to offend,
    and feared I should not easily get rid of. I prefaced this separation by
    an affected coldness during the last day's journey. The drole understood
    me perfectly; in fact, he was rather giddy than deficient in point of
    sense--I expected he would have been hurt at my inconstancy, but I was
    quite mistaken; nothing affected my friend Bacle, for hardly had we set
    foot in town, on our arrival in Annecy, before he said, "You are now at
    home,"--embraced--bade me adieu--turned on his heel, and disappeared; nor
    have I ever heard of him since.

    How did my heart beat as I approached the habitation of Madam de Warrens!
    my legs trembled under me, my eyes were clouded with a mist, I neither
    saw, heard, nor recollected any one, and was obliged frequently to stop
    that I might draw breath, and recall my bewildered senses. Was it fear
    of not obtaining that succor I stood in need of, which agitated me to
    this degree? At the age I then was, does the fear of perishing with
    hunger give such alarms? No: I declare with as much truth as pride, that
    it was not in the power of interest or indigence, at any period of my
    life, to expand or contract my heart. In the course of a painful life,
    memorable for its vicissitudes, frequently destitute of an asylum, and
    without bread, I have contemplated, with equal indifference, both
    opulence and misery. In want I might have begged or stolen, as others
    have done, but never could feel distress at being reduced to such
    necessities. Few men have grieved more than myself, few have shed so
    many tears; yet never did poverty, or the fear of falling into it, make
    me heave a sigh or moisten my eyelids. My soul, in despite of fortune,
    has only been sensible of real good and evil, which did not depend on
    her; and frequently, when in possession of everything that could make
    life pleasing, I have been the most miserable of mortals.

    The first glance of Madam de Warrens banished all my fears--my heart
    leaped at the sound of her voice; I threw myself at her feet, and in
    transports of the most lively joy, pressed my lips upon her hand.
    I am ignorant whether she had received any recent information of me.
    I discovered but little surprise on her countenance, and no sorrow.
    "Poor child!" said she, in an affectionate tone, "art thou here again?
    I knew you were too young for this journey; I am very glad, however, that
    it did not turn out so bad as I apprehended." She then made me recount
    my history; it was not long, and I did it faithfully: suppressing only
    some trifling circumstances, but on the whole neither sparing nor
    excusing myself.

    The question was, where I could lodge: she consulted her maid on this
    point--I hardly dared to breathe during the deliberation; but when I
    heard I was to sleep in the house, I could scarce contain my joy; and saw
    the little bundle I brought with me carried into my destined apartment
    with much the same sensations as St. Preux saw his chaise put up at Madam
    de Wolmar's. To complete all, I had the satisfaction to find that this
    favor was not to be transitory; for at a moment when they thought me
    attentive to something else, I heard Madam de Warrens say, "They may talk
    as they please, but since Providence has sent him back, I am determined
    not to abandon him."

    Behold me, then, established at her house; not, however, that I date the
    happiest days of my life from this period, but this served to prepare me
    for them. Though that sensibility of heart, which enables us truly to
    enjoy our being, is the work of Nature, and perhaps a mere effect of
    organization, yet it requires situations to unfold itself, and without a
    certain concurrence of favorable circumstances, a man born with the most
    acute sensibility may go out of the world without ever having been
    acquainted with his own temperament. This was my case till that time,
    and such perhaps it might have remained had I never known Madam de
    Warrens, or even having known her, had I not remained with her long
    enough to contract that pleasing habit of affectionate sentiments with
    which she inspired me. I dare affirm, that those who only love, do not
    feel the most charming sensations we are capable of: I am acquainted with
    another sentiment, less impetuous, but a thousand times more delightful;
    sometimes joined with love, but frequently separated from it. This
    feeling is not simply friendship; it is more enchanting, more tender; nor
    do I imagine it can exist between persons of the same sex; at least I
    have been truly a friend, if ever a man was, and yet never experienced it
    in that kind. This distinction is not sufficiently clear, but will
    become so hereafter: sentiments are only distinguishable by their
    effects.

    Madam de Warrens inhabited an old house, but large enough to have a
    handsome spare apartment, which she made her drawing-room. I now
    occupied this chamber, which was in the passage I have before mentioned
    as the place of our first meeting. Beyond the brook and gardens was a
    prospect of the country, which was by no means uninteresting to the young
    inhabitant, being the first time, since my residence at Bossey, that I
    had seen anything before my windows but walls, roofs, or the dirty
    street. How pleasing then was this novelty! it helped to increase the
    tenderness of my disposition, for I looked on this charming landscape as
    the gift of my dear patroness, who I could almost fancy had placed it
    there on purpose for me. Peaceably seated, my eyes pursued her amidst
    the flowers and the verdure; her charms seemed to me confounded with
    those of the spring; my heart, till now contracted, here found means to
    expand itself, and my sighs exhaled freely in this charming retreat.

    The magnificence I had been accustomed to at Turin was not to be found at
    Madam de Warrens, but in lieu of it there was neatness, regularity, and a
    patriarchal abundance, which is seldom attached to pompous ostentation.
    She had very little plate, no china, no game in her kitchen, or foreign
    wines in her cellar, but both were well furnished, and at every one's
    service; and her coffee, though served in earthenware cups, was
    excellent. Whoever came to her house was invited to dine there, and
    never did laborer, messenger, or traveller, depart without refreshment.
    Her family consisted of a pretty chambermaid from Fribourg, named
    Merceret; a valet from her own country called Claude Anet (of whom I
    shall speak hereafter), a cook, and two hired chairmen when she visited,
    which seldom happened. This was a great deal to be done out of two
    thousand livres a year; yet, with good management, it might have been
    sufficient in a country where land is extremely good, and money very
    scarce. Unfortunately, economy was never her favorite virtue; she
    contracted debts--paid them--thus her money passed from hand to hand like
    a weaver's shuttle, and quickly disappeared.

    The arrangement of her housekeeping was exactly what I should have
    chosen, and I shared it with satisfaction. I was least pleased with the
    necessity of remaining too long at table. Madam de Warrens was so much
    incommoded with the first smell of soup or meat, as almost to occasion
    fainting; from this she slowly recovered, talking meantime, and never
    attempting to eat for the first half hour. I could have dined thrice in
    the time, and had ever finished my meal long before she began; I then ate
    again for company; and though by this means I usually dined twice, felt
    no inconvenience from it. In short, I was perfectly at my ease, and the
    happier as my situation required no care. Not being at this time
    instructed in the state of her finances, I supposed her means were
    adequate to her expense; and though I afterwards found the same
    abundance, yet when instructed in her real situation, finding her pension
    ever anticipated, prevented me from enjoying the same tranquility.
    Foresight with me has always embittered enjoyment; in vain I saw the
    approach of misfortunes, I was never the more likely to avoid them.

    From the first moment of our meeting, the softest familiarity was
    established between us: and in the same degree it continued during the
    rest of her life. Child was my name, Mamma was hers, and child and mamma
    we have ever continued, even after a number of years had almost effaced
    the apparent difference of age between us. I think those names convey an
    exact idea of our behavior, the simplicity of our manners, and above all,
    the similarity of our dispositions. To me she was the tenderest of
    mothers, ever preferring my welfare to her own pleasure; and if my own
    satisfaction found some interest in my attachment to her, it was not to
    change its nature, but only to render it more exquisite, and infatuate me
    with the charm of having a mother young and handsome, whom I was
    delighted to caress: I say literally, to caress, for never did it enter
    into her imagination to deny me the tenderest maternal kisses and
    endearments, or into my heart to abuse them. It will be said, at length
    our connection was of a different kind: I confess it; but have patience,
    that will come in its turn.

    The sudden sight of her, on our first interview, was the only truly
    passionate moment she ever inspired me with; and even that was
    principally the work of surprise. With her I had neither transports nor
    desires, but remained in a ravishing calm, sensible of a happiness I
    could not define, and thus could I have passed my whole life, or even
    eternity, without feeling an instant of uneasiness.

    She was the only person with whom I never experienced that want of
    conversation, which to me is so painful to endure. Our tete-a-tetes were
    rather an inexhaustible chat than conversation, which could only conclude
    from interruption. So far from finding discourse difficult, I rather
    thought it a hardship to be silent; unless, when contemplating her
    projects, she sunk into a reverie; when I silently let her meditate, and
    gazing on her, was the happiest of men. I had another singular fancy,
    which was that without pretending to the favor of a tete-a-tete, I was
    perpetually seeking occasion to form them, enjoying such opportunities
    with rapture; and when importunate visitors broke in upon us, no matter
    whether it was man or woman, I went out murmuring, not being able to
    remain a secondary object in her company; then, counting the minutes in
    her antechamber, I used to curse these eternal visitors, thinking it
    inconceivable how they could find so much to say, because I had still
    more.

    If ever I felt the full force of my attachment, it was when I did not see
    her. When in her presence, I was only content; when absent, my
    uneasiness reached almost to melancholy, and a wish to live with her gave
    me emotions of tenderness even to tears. Never shall I forget one great
    holiday, while she was at vespers, when I took a walk out of the city,
    my heart full of her image, and the ardent wish to pass my life with her.
    I could easily enough see that at present this was impossible; that the
    happiness I enjoyed would be of short duration, and this idea gave to my
    contemplations a tincture of melancholy, which, however, was not gloomy,
    but tempered with a flattering hope. The ringing of bells, which ever
    particularly affects me, the singing of birds, the fineness of the day,
    the beauty of the landscape, the scattered country houses, among which in
    idea I placed our future dwelling, altogether struck me with an
    impression so lively, tender, melancholy, and powerful, that I saw myself
    in ecstasy transported into that happy time and abode, where my heart,
    possessing all the felicity it could desire, might taste it with raptures
    inexpressible.

    I never recollect to have enjoyed the future with such force of illusions
    as at that time; and what has particularly struck me in the recollection
    of this reverie, is that when realized, I found my situation exactly as I
    had imagined it. If ever waking dream had an appearance of a prophetic
    vision, it was assuredly this; I was only deceived in its imaginary
    duration, for days, years, and life itself, passed ideally in perfect
    tranquility, while the reality lasted but a moment. Alas! my most
    durable happiness was but as a dream, which I had no sooner had a glimpse
    of, than I instantly awoke.

    I know not when I should have done, if I was to enter into a detail of
    all the follies that affection for my dear Madam de Warrens made me
    commit. When absent from her, how often have I kissed the bed on a
    supposition that she had slept there; the curtains and all the furniture
    of my chamber, on recollecting they were hers, and that her charming
    hands had touched them; nay, the floor itself, when I considered she had
    walked there. Sometimes even in her presence, extravagancies escaped me,
    which only the most violent passions seemed capable of inspiring; in a
    word, there was but one essential difference to distinguish me from an
    absolute lover, and that particular renders my situation almost
    inconceivable.

    I had returned from Italy, not absolutely as I went there, but as no one
    of my age, perhaps, ever did before, being equally unacquainted with
    women. My ardent constitution had found resources in those means by
    which youth of my disposition sometimes preserve their purity at the
    expense of health, vigor, and frequently of life itself. My local
    situation should likewise be considered--living with a pretty woman,
    cherishing her image in the bottom of my heart, seeing her during the
    whole day, at night surrounded with objects that recalled her incessantly
    to my remembrance, and sleeping in the bed where I knew she had slept.
    What a situation! Who can read this without supposing me on the brink of
    the grave? But quite the contrary; that which might have ruined me,
    acted as a preservative, at least for a time. Intoxicated with the charm
    of living with her, with the ardent desire of passing my life there,
    absent or present I saw in her a tender mother, an amiable sister, a
    respected friend, but nothing more; meantime, her image filled my heart,
    and left room far no other object. The extreme tenderness with which she
    inspired me excluded every other woman from my consideration, and
    preserved me from the whole sex: in a word, I was virtuous, because I
    loved her. Let these particulars, which I recount but indifferently, be
    considered, and then let any one judge what kind of attachment I had for
    her: for my part, all I can say, is, that if it hitherto appears
    extraordinary, it will appear much more so in the sequel.

    My time passed in the most agreeable manner, though occupied in a way
    which was by no means calculated to please me; such as having projects to
    digest, bills to write fair, receipts to transcribe, herbs to pick, drugs
    to pound, or distillations to attend; and in the midst of all this, came
    crowds of travellers, beggars, and visitors of all denominations. Some
    times it was necessary to converse at the same time with a soldier, an
    apothecary, a prebendary, a fine lady, and a lay brother. I grumbled,
    swore, and wished all this troublesome medley at the devil, while she
    seemed to enjoy it, laughing at my chagrin till the tears ran down her
    cheeks. What excited her mirth still more, was to see that my anger was
    increased by not being able myself to refrain from laughter. These
    little intervals, in which I enjoyed the pleasure of grumbling, were
    charming; and if, during the dispute, another importunate visitor
    arrived, she would add to her amusement by maliciously prolonging the
    visit, meantime casting glances at me for which I could almost have beat
    her; nor could she without difficulty refrain from laughter on seeing my
    constrained politeness, though every moment glancing at her the look of
    a fury, while, even in spite of myself, I thought the scene truly
    diverting.

    All this, without being pleasing in itself, contributed to amuse, because
    it made up a part of a life which I thought delightful. Nothing that was
    performed around me, nothing that I was obliged to do, suited my taste,
    but everything suited my heart; and I believe, at length, I should have
    liked the study of medicine, had not my natural distaste to it
    perpetually engaged us in whimsical scenes, that prevented my thinking of
    it in a serious light. It was, perhaps, the first time that this art
    produced mirth. I pretended to distinguish a physical book by its smell,
    and what was more diverting, was seldom mistaken. Madam de Warrens made
    me taste the most nauseous drugs; in vain I ran, or endeavored to defend
    myself; spite of resistance or wry faces, spite of my struggles, or even
    of my teeth, when I saw her charming fingers approach my lips, I was
    obliged to give up the contest.

    When shut up in an apartment with all her medical apparatus, any one who
    had heard us running and shouting amidst peals of laughter would rather
    have imagined we had been acting a farce than preparing opiates or
    elixirs.

    My time, however, was not entirely passed in these fooleries; in the
    apartment which I occupied I found a few books: there was the Spectator,
    Puffendorf, St. Everemond, and the Henriade. Though I had not my old
    passion for books, yet I amused myself with reading a part of them. The
    Spectator was particularly pleasing and serviceable to me. The Abbe de
    Gauvon had taught me to read less eagerly, and with a greater degree of
    attention, which rendered my studies more serviceable. I accustomed
    myself to reflect on elocution and the elegance of composition;
    exercising myself in discerning pure French from my provincial idiom.
    For example, I corrected an orthographical fault (which I had in common
    with all Genevese) by these two lines of the Henriade:

    Soit qu' un ancient respect pour le sang de leurs maitres,
    Parlat encore pour lui dans le coeur de ces traitres

    I was struck with the word 'parlat', and found a 't' was necessary to
    form the third person of the subjunctive, whereas I had always written
    and pronounced it parla, as in the present of the indicative.

    Sometimes my studies were the subject of conversation with Madam de
    Warrens; sometimes I read to her, in which I found great satisfaction;
    and as I endeavored to read well, it was extremely serviceable to me.
    I have already observed that her mind was cultivated; her understanding
    was at this time in its meridian. Several people of learning having been
    assiduous to ingratiate themselves, had taught her to distinguish works
    of merit; but her taste (if I may so express myself) was rather
    Protestant; ever speaking warmly of Bayle, and highly esteeming St.
    Evremond, though long since almost forgotten in France: but this did not
    prevent her having a taste for literature, or expressing her thoughts
    with elegance. She had been brought up with polite company, and coming
    young to Savoy, by associating with people of the best fashion, had lost
    the affected manners of her own country, where the ladies mistake wit for
    sense, and only speak in epigram.

    Though she had seen the court but superficially, that glance was
    sufficient to give her a competent idea of it; and notwithstanding secret
    jealousies and the murmurs excited by her conduct and running in debt,
    she ever preserved friends there, and never lost her pension. She knew
    the world, and was useful. This was her favorite theme in our
    conversations, and was directly opposite to my chimerical ideas, though
    the kind of instruction I particularly had occasion for. We read Bruyere
    together; he pleased her more than Rochefoucault, who is a dull,
    melancholy author, particularly to youth, who are not fond of
    contemplating man as he really is. In moralizing she sometimes
    bewildered herself by the length of her discourse; but by kissing her
    lips or hand from time to time I was easily consoled, and never found
    them wearisome.

    This life was too delightful to be lasting; I felt this, and the
    uneasiness that thought gave me was the only thing that disturbed my
    enjoyment. Even in playfulness she studied my disposition, observed and
    interrogated me, forming projects for my future fortune, which I could
    readily have dispensed with. Happily it was not sufficient to know my
    disposition, inclinations and talents; it was likewise necessary to find
    a situation in which they would be useful, and this was not the work of a
    day. Even the prejudices this good woman had conceived in favor of my
    merit put off the time of calling it into action, by rendering her more
    difficult in the choice of means; thus (thanks to the good opinion she
    entertained of me), everything answered to my wish; but a change soon
    happened which put a period to my tranquility.

    A relation of Madam de Warrens, named M. d'Aubonne, came to see her; a
    man of great understanding and intrigue, being, like her, fond of
    projects, though careful not to ruin himself by them. He had offered
    Cardinal Fleury a very compact plan for a lottery, which, however, had
    not been approved of, and he was now going to propose it to the court of
    Turin, where it was accepted and put into execution. He remained some
    time at Annecy, where he fell in love with the Intendant's lady, who was
    very amiable, much to my taste and the only person I saw with pleasure at
    the house of Madam de Warrens. M. d'Aubonne saw me, I was strongly
    recommended by his relation; he promised, therefore, to question and see
    what I was fit for, and, if he found me capable to seek me a situation.
    Madam de Warrens sent me to him two or three mornings, under pretense of
    messages, without acquainting me with her real intention. He spoke to me
    gayly, on various subjects, without any appearance of observation; his
    familiarity presently set me talking, which by his cheerful and jesting
    manner he encouraged without restraint--I was absolutely charmed with
    him. The result of his observations was, that notwithstanding the
    animation of my countenance, and promising exterior, if not absolutely
    silly, I was a lad of very little sense, and without ideas of learning;
    in fine, very ignorant in all respects, and if I could arrive at being
    curate of some village, it was the utmost honor I ought ever to aspire
    to. Such was the account he gave of me to Madam de Warrens. This was
    not the first time such an opinion had been formed of me, neither was it
    the last; the judgment of M. Masseron having been repeatedly confirmed.

    The cause of these opinions is too much connected with my character not
    to need a particular explanation; for it will not be supposed that I can
    in conscience subscribe to them; and with all possible impartiality,
    whatever M. Masseron, M. d'Aubonne and many others may have said, I
    cannot help thinking them mistaken.

    Two things very opposite, unite in me, and in a manner which I cannot
    myself conceive. My disposition is extremely ardent, my passions lively
    and impetuous, yet my ideas are produced slowly, with great embarrassment
    and after much afterthought. It might be said my heart and understanding
    do not belong to the same individual. A sentiment takes possession of my
    soul with the rapidity of lightning, but instead of illuminating, it
    dazzles and confounds me; I feel all, but see nothing; I am warm, but
    stupid; to think I must be cool. What is astonishing, my conception is
    clear and penetrating, if not hurried: I can make excellent impromptus at
    leisure, but on the instant, could never say or do anything worth notice.
    I could hold a tolerable conversation by the post, as they say the
    Spaniards play at chess, and when I read that anecdote of a duke of
    Savoy, who turned himself round, while on a journey, to cry out 'a votre
    gorge, marchand de Paris!' I said, "Here is a trait of my character!"

    This slowness of thought, joined to vivacity of feeling, I am not only
    sensible of in conversation, but even alone. When I write, my ideas are
    arranged with the utmost difficulty. They glance on my imagination and
    ferment till they discompose, heat, and bring on a palpitation; during
    this state of agitation, I see nothing properly, cannot write a single
    word, and must wait till it is over. Insensibly the agitation subsides,
    the chaos acquires form, and each circumstance takes its proper place.
    Have you never seen an opera in Italy? where during the change of scene
    everything is in confusion, the decorations are intermingled, and any one
    would suppose that all would be overthrown; yet by little and little,
    everything is arranged, nothing appears wanting, and we feel surprised to
    see the tumult succeeded by the most delightful spectacle. This is a
    resemblance of what passes in my brain when I attempt to write; had I
    always waited till that confusion was past, and then pointed, in their
    natural beauties, the objects that had presented themselves, few authors
    would have surpassed me.

    Thence arises the extreme difficulty I find in writing; my manuscripts,
    blotted, scratched, and scarcely legible, attest the trouble they cost
    me; nor is there one of them but I have been obliged to transcribe four
    or five times before it went to press. Never could I do anything when
    placed at a table, pen in hand; it must be walking among the rocks, or in
    the woods; it is at night in my bed, during my wakeful hours, that I
    compose; it may be judged how slowly, particularly for a man who has not
    the advantage of verbal memory, and never in his life could retain by
    heart six verses. Some of my periods I have turned and returned in my
    head five or six nights before they were fit to be put to paper: thus it
    is that I succeed better in works that require laborious attention, than
    those that appear more trivial, such as letters, in which I could never
    succeed, and being obliged to write one is to me a serious punishment;
    nor can I express my thoughts on the most trivial subjects without it
    costing me hours of fatigue. If I write immediately what strikes me, my
    letter is a long, confused, unconnected string of expressions, which,
    when read, can hardly be understood.

    It is not only painful to me to give language to my ideas but even to
    receive them. I have studied mankind, and think myself a tolerable
    observer, yet I know nothing from what I see, but all from what I
    remember, nor have I understanding except in my recollections. From all
    that is said, from all that passes in my presence, I feel nothing,
    conceive nothing, the exterior sign being all that strikes me; afterwards
    it returns to my remembrance; I recollect the place, the time, the
    manner, the look, and gesture, not a circumstance escapes me; it is then,
    from what has been done or said, that I imagine what has been thought,
    and I have rarely found myself mistaken.

    So little master of my understanding when alone, let any one judge what I
    must be in conversation, where to speak with any degree of ease you must
    think of a thousand things at the same time: the bare idea that I should
    forget something material would be sufficient to intimidate me. Nor can
    I comprehend how people can have the confidence to converse in large
    companies, where each word must pass in review before so many, and where
    it would be requisite to know their several characters and histories to
    avoid saying what might give offence. In this particular, those who
    frequent the world would have a great advantage, as they know better
    where to be silent, and can speak with greater confidence; yet even they
    sometimes let fall absurdities; in what predicament then must he be who
    drops as it were from the clouds? it is almost impossible he should speak
    ten minutes with impunity.

    In a tete-a-tete there is a still worse inconvenience; that is; the
    necessity of talking perpetually, at least, the necessity of answering
    when spoken to, and keeping up the conversation when the other is silent.
    This insupportable constraint is alone sufficient to disgust me with
    variety, for I cannot form an idea of a greater torment than being
    obliged to speak continually without time for recollection. I know not
    whether it proceeds from my mortal hatred of all constraint; but if I am
    obliged to speak, I infallibly talk nonsense. What is still worse,
    instead of learning how to be silent when I have absolutely nothing to
    say, it is generally at such times that I have a violent inclination: and
    endeavoring to pay my debt of conversation as speedily as possible, I
    hastily gabble a number of words without ideas, happy when they only
    chance to mean nothing; thus endeavoring to conquer or hide my
    incapacity, I rarely fail to show it.

    I think I have said enough to show that, though not a fool, I have
    frequently passed for one, even among people capable of judging; this was
    the more vexatious, as my physiognomy and eyes promised otherwise, and
    expectation being frustrated, my stupidity appeared the more shocking.
    This detail, which a particular occasion gave birth to, will not be
    useless in the sequel, being a key to many of my actions which might
    otherwise appear unaccountable; and have been attributed to a savage
    humor I do not possess. I love society as much as any man, was I not
    certain to exhibit myself in it, not only disadvantageously, but totally
    different from what I really am. The plan I have adopted of writing and
    retirement, is what exactly suits me. Had I been present, my worth would
    never have been known, no one would even have suspected it; thus it was
    with Madam Dupin, a woman of sense, in whose house I lived for several
    years; indeed, she has often since owned it to me: though on the whole
    this rule may be subject to some exceptions. I shall now return to my
    history.

    The estimate of my talents thus fixed, the situation I was capable of
    promised, the question only remained how to render her capable of
    fulfilling my destined vocation. The principle difficulty was, I did not
    know Latin enough for a priest. Madam de Warrens determined to have me
    taught for some time at the seminary, and accordingly spoke of it to the
    Superior, who was a Lazarist, called M. Gras, a good-natured little
    fellow, half blind, meagre, gray-haired, insensible, and the least
    pedantic of any Lazarist I ever knew; which, in fact, is saying no great
    matter.

    He frequently visited Madam de Warrens, who entertained, caressed, and
    made much of him, letting him sometimes lace her stays, an office he was
    willing enough to perform. While thus employed, she would run about the
    room, this way or that, as occasion happened to call her. Drawn by the
    lace, Monsieur the Superior followed, grumbling, repeating at every
    moment, "Pray, madam, do stand still;" the whole forming a scene truly
    diverting.

    M. Gras willingly assented to the project of Madam de Warrens, and, for a
    very moderate pension, charged himself with the care of instructing me.
    The consent of the bishop was all that remained necessary, who not only
    granted it, but offered to pay the pension, permitting me to retain the
    secular habit till they could judge by a trial what success they might
    have in my improvement.

    What a change! but I was obliged to submit; though I went to the seminary
    with about the same spirits as if they had been taking me to execution.
    What a melancholy abode! especially for one who left the house of a
    pretty woman. I carried one book with me, that I had borrowed of Madam
    de Warrens, and found it a capital resource! it will not be easily
    conjectured what kind of book this was--it was a music book. Among the
    talents she had cultivated, music was not forgotten; she had a tolerable
    good voice, sang agreeably, and played on the harpsichord. She had taken
    the pains to give me some lessons in singing, though before I was very
    uninformed in that respect, hardly knowing the music of our psalms.
    Eight or ten interrupted lessons, far from putting me in a condition to
    improve myself, did not teach me half the notes; notwithstanding, I had
    such a passion for the art, that I determined to exercise myself alone.
    The book I took was not of the most easy kind; it was the cantatas of
    Clerambault. It may be conceived with what attention and perseverance I
    studied, when I inform my reader, that without knowing anything of
    transposition or quantity, I contrived to sing with tolerable
    correctness, the first recitative and air in the cantata of Alpheus and
    Arethusa; it is true this air is, so justly set, that it is only
    necessary to recite the verses in their just measure to catch the music.

    There was at the seminary a curst Lazarist, who by undertaking to teach
    me Latin made me detest it. His hair was coarse, black and greasy, his
    face like those formed in gingerbread, he had the voice of a buffalo, the
    countenance of an owl, and the bristles of a boar in lieu of a beard; his
    smile was sardonic, and his limbs played like those of a puppet moved by
    wires. I have forgotten his odious name, but the remembrance of his
    frightful precise countenance remains with me, though hardly can I
    recollect it without trembling; especially when I call to mind our
    meeting in the gallery, when he graciously advanced his filthy square cap
    as a sign for me to enter his apartment, which appeared more dismal in my
    apprehension than a dungeon. Let any one judge the contrast between my
    present master and the elegant Abbe de Gauvon.

    Had I remained two months at the mercy of this monster, I am certain my
    head could not have sustained it; but the good M. Gras, perceiving I was
    melancholy, grew thin, and did not eat my victuals, guessed the cause of
    my uneasiness (which indeed was not very difficult) and taking me from
    the claws of this beast, by another yet more striking contrast, placed me
    with the gentlest of men, a young Faucigneran abbe, named M. Gatier,
    who studied at the seminary, and out of complaisance for M. Gras, and
    humanity to myself, spared some time from the prosecution of his own
    studies in order to direct mine. Never did I see a more pleasing
    countenance than that of M. Gatier. He was fair complexioned, his beard
    rather inclined to red; his behavior like that of the generality of his
    countrymen (who under a coarseness of countenance conceal much
    understanding), marked in him a truly sensible and affectionate soul.
    In his large blue eyes there was a mixture of softness, tenderness, and
    melancholy, which made it impossible to see him without feeling one's
    self interested. From the looks and manner of this young abbe he might
    have been supposed to have foreseen his destiny, and that he was born to
    be unhappy.

    His disposition did not belie his physiognomy: full of patience and
    complaisance, he rather appeared to study with than to instruct me.
    So much was not necessary to make me love him, his predecessor having
    rendered that very easy; yet, notwithstanding all the time he bestowed on
    me, notwithstanding our mutual good inclinations, and that his plan of
    teaching was excellent, with much labor, I made little progress. It is
    very singular, that with a clear conception I could never learn much from
    masters except my father and M. Lambercier; the little I know besides I
    have learned alone, as will be seen hereafter. My spirit, impatient of
    every species of constraint, cannot submit to the law of the moment; even
    the fear of not learning prevents my being attentive, and a dread of
    wearying those who teach, makes me feign to understand them; thus they
    proceed faster than I can comprehend, and the conclusion is I learn
    nothing. My understanding must take its own time and cannot submit to
    that of another.

    The time of ordination being arrived, M. Gatier returned to his province
    as deacon, leaving me with gratitude, attachment, and sorrow for his
    loss. The vows I made for him were no more answered than those I offered
    for myself. Some years after, I learned, that being vicar of a parish,
    a young girl was with child by him, being the only one (though he
    possessed a very tender heart) with whom he was ever in love. This was a
    dreadful scandal in a diocese severely governed, where the priests (being
    under good regulation) ought never to have children--except by married
    women. Having infringed this politic law, he was put in prison, defamed,
    and driven from his benefice. I know not whether it was ever after in
    his power to reestablish his affairs; but the remembrance of his
    misfortunes, which were deeply engraven on my heart, struck me when I
    wrote Emilius, and uniting M. Gatier with M. Gaime, I formed from these
    two worthy priests the character of the Savoyard Vicar, and flatter
    myself the imitation has not dishonored the originals.

    While I was at the seminary, M. d'Aubonne was obliged to quit Annecy,
    Moultou being displeased that he made love to his wife, which was acting
    like a dog in the manger, for though Madam Moultou was extremely amiable,
    he lived very ill with her, treating her with such brutality that a
    separation was talked of. Moultou, by repeated oppressions, at length
    procured a dismissal from his employment: he was a disagreeable man; a
    mole could not be blacker, nor an owl more knavish. It is said the
    provincials revenge themselves on their enemies by songs; M. d'Aubonne
    revenged himself on his by a comedy, which he sent to Madam de Warrens,
    who showed it to me. I was pleased with it, and immediately conceived
    the idea of writing one, to try whether I was so silly as the author had
    pronounced me. This project was not executed till I went to Chambery,
    where I wrote 'The Lover of Himself'. Thus when I said in the preface to
    that piece, "it was written at eighteen," I cut off a few years.

    Nearly about this time an event happened, not very important in itself,
    but whose consequence affected me, and made a noise in the world when I
    had forgotten it. Once a week I was permitted to go out; it is not
    necessary to say what use I made of this liberty. Being one Sunday at
    Madam de Warrens, a building belonging to the Cordeliers, which joined
    her house, took fire; this building which contained their oven, being
    full of dry fagots, blazed violently and greatly endangered the house;
    for the wind happening to drive the flames that way, it was covered with
    them. The furniture, therefore, was hastily got out and carried into the
    garden which fronted the windows, on the other side the before-mentioned
    brook. I was so alarmed that I threw indiscriminately everything that
    came to hand out of the window, even to a large stone mortar, which at
    another time I should have found it difficult to remove, and should have
    thrown a handsome looking-glass after it had not some one prevented me.
    The good bishop, who that day was visiting Madam de Warrens, did not
    remain idle; he took her into the garden, where they went to prayers with
    the rest that were assembled there, and where sometime afterwards,
    I found them on their knees, and presently joined them. While the good
    man was at his devotions, the wind changed, so suddenly and critically,
    that the flames which had covered the house and began to enter the
    windows, were carried to the other side of the court, and the house
    received no damage. Two years after, Monsieur de Berner being dead, the
    Antoines, his former brethren, began to collect anecdotes which might
    serve as arguments of his beatification; at the desire of Father Baudet,
    I joined to these an attestation of what I have just related, in doing
    which, though I attested no more than the truth, I certainly acted ill,
    as it tended to make an indifferent occurrence pass for a miracle. I had
    seen the bishop in prayer, and had likewise seen the wind change during
    the prayer, and even much to the purpose, all this I could certify truly;
    but that one of these facts was the cause of the other, I ought not to
    have attested, because it is what I could not possibly be assured of.
    Thus much I may say, that as far as I can recollect what my ideas were at
    that time, I was sincerely, and in good earnest a Catholic. Love of the
    marvellous is natural to the human heart; my veneration for the virtuous
    prelate, and secret pride in having, perhaps, contributed to the event in
    question, all helped to seduce me; and certainly, if this miracle was the
    effect of ardent prayer, I had a right to claim a share of the merits.

    More than thirty years after, when I published the 'Lettres de la
    Montagne', M. Feron (I know not by what means) discovered this
    attestation, and made use of it in his paper. I must confess the
    discovery was very critically timed, and appeared very diverting,
    even to me.

    I was destined to be the outcast of every condition; for notwithstanding
    M. Gatier gave the most favorable account he possibly could of my
    studies, they plainly saw the improvement I received bore no proportion
    to the pains taken to instruct me, which was no encouragement to continue
    them: the bishop and superior, therefore, were disheartened, and I was
    sent back to Madam de Warrens, as a subject not even fit to make a priest
    of; but as they allowed, at the same time, that I was a tolerably good
    lad, and far from being vicious, this account counterbalanced the former,
    and determined her not to abandon me.

    I carried back in triumph the dear music book, which had been so useful
    to me, the air of Alpheus and Arethusa being almost all I had learned at
    the seminary. My predilection for this art started the idea of making a
    musician of, me. A convenient opportunity offered; once a week, at
    least, she had a concert at her house, and the music-master from the
    cathedral, who directed this little band, came frequently to see her.
    This was a Parisian, named M. le Maitre, a good composer, very lively,
    gay, young, well made, of little understanding, but, upon the whole, a
    good sort of man. Madam de Warrens made us acquainted; I attached myself
    to him, and he seemed not displeased with me. A pension was talked of,
    and agreed on; in short, I went home with him, and passed the winter the
    more agreeably at his chambers, as they were not above twenty paces
    distant from Madam de Warrens', where we frequently supped together.
    It may easily be supposed that this situation, ever gay, and singing with
    the musicians and children of the choir, was more pleasing to me than the
    seminary and fathers of St. Lazarus. This life, though free, was
    regular; here I learned to prize independence, but never to abuse it.
    For six whole months I never once went out except to see Madam de
    Warrens, or to church, nor had I any inclination to it. This interval is
    one of those in which I enjoyed the greatest satisfaction, and which I
    have ever recollected with pleasure. Among the various situations I have
    been placed in, some were marked with such an idea of virtuous
    satisfaction, that the bare remembrance affects me as if they were yet
    present. I vividly recollect the time, the place, the persons, and even
    the temperature of the air, while the lively idea of a certain local
    impression peculiar to those times, transports me back again to the very
    spot; for example, all that was repeated at our meetings, all that was
    sung in the choir, everything that passed there; the beautiful and noble
    habits of the canons, the chasubles of the priests, the mitres of the
    singers, the persons of the musicians; an old lame carpenter who played
    the counter-bass, a little fair abbe who performed on the violin, the
    ragged cassock which M. le Maitre, after taking off his sword, used to
    put over his secular habit, and the fine surplice with which he covered
    the rags of the former, when he went to the choir; the pride with which I
    held my little flute to my lips, and seated myself in the orchestra, to
    assist in a recitative which M. le Maitre had composed on purpose for me;
    the good dinner that afterwards awaited us, and the good appetites we
    carried to it. This concourse of objects, strongly retraced in my
    memory, has charmed me a hundred time as much, or perhaps more, than ever
    the reality had done. I have always preserved an affection for a certain
    air of the 'Conditor alme Syderum', because one Sunday in Advent I heard
    that hymn sung on the steps of the cathedral, (according to the custom of
    that place) as I lay in bed before daybreak. Mademoiselle Merceret,
    Madam de Warrens' chambermaid, knew something of music; I shall never
    forget a little piece that M. le Maitre made me sing with her, and which
    her mistress listened to with great satisfaction. In a word, every
    particular, even down to the servant Perrine, whom the boys of the choir
    took such delight in teasing. The remembrance of these times of
    happiness and innocence frequently returning to my mind, both ravish and
    affect me.

    I lived at Annecy during a year without the least reproach, giving
    universal satisfaction. Since my departure from Turin I had been guilty
    of no folly, committed none while under the eye of Madam de Warrens.
    She was my conductor, and ever led me right; my attachment for her became
    my only passion, and what proves it was not a giddy one, my heart and
    understanding were in unison. It is true that a single sentiment,
    absorbing all my faculties, put me out of a capacity of learning even
    music: but this was not my fault, since to the strongest inclination,
    I added the utmost assiduity. I was attentive and thoughtful; what could
    I do? Nothing was wanting towards my progress that depended on me;
    meantime, it only required a subject that might inspire me to occasion
    the commission of new follies: that subject presented itself, chance
    arranged it, and (as will be seen hereafter) my inconsiderate head gave
    in to it.

    One evening, in the month of February, when it was very cold, being all
    sat round the fire, we heard some one knock at the street door. Perrine
    took a light, went down and opened it: a young man entering, came
    upstairs, presented himself with an easy air, and making M. Maitre a
    short, but well-turned compliment, announced himself as a French
    musician, constrained by the state of his finances to take this liberty.
    The hart of the good Le Maitre leaped at the name of a French musician,
    for he passionately loved both his country and profession; he therefore
    offered the young traveller his service--and use of his apartment, which
    he appeared to stand much in need of, and which he accepted without much
    ceremony. I observed him while he was chatting and warming himself
    before supper; he was short and thick, having some fault in his shape,
    though without any particular deformity; he had (if I may so express
    myself) an appearance of being hunchbacked, with flat shoulders, and I
    think he limped. He wore a black coat, rather worn than old, which hung
    in tatters, a very fine but dirty shirt, frayed ruffles; a pair of
    splatterdashes so large that he could have put both legs into either of
    them, and, to secure himself from the snow, a little hat, only fit to be
    carried under his arm. With this whimsical equipage, he had, however,
    something elegant in his manners and conversation; his countenance was
    expressive and agreeable, and he spoke with facility if not with modesty;
    in short, everything about him bore the mark of a young debauchee, who
    did not crave assistance like a beggar, but as a thoughtless madcap.
    He told us his name was Venture de Villeneuve, that he came from Paris,
    had lost his way, and seeming to forget that he had announced himself for
    a musician, added that he was going to Grenoble to see a relation that
    was a member of Parliament.

    During supper we talked of music, on which subject he spoke well: he knew
    all the great virtuosi, all the celebrated works, all the actors,
    actresses, pretty women, and powerful lords; in short nothing was
    mentioned but what he seemed thoroughly acquainted with. Though no
    sooner was any topic started, than by some drollery, which set every one
    a-laughing, he made them forget what had been said. This was on a
    Saturday; the next day there was to be music at the cathedral: M. le
    Maitre asked if he would sing there--"Very willingly."--"What part would
    he chose?"--"The counter-tenor:" and immediately began speaking of other
    things. Before he went to church they offered him his part to peruse,
    but he did not even look at it. This Gasconade surprised Le Maitre
    --"You'll see," said he, whispering to me, "that he does not know a single
    note."--I replied: "I am very much afraid of him." I followed them into
    the church; but was extremely uneasy, and when they began, my heart beat
    violently, so much was I interested in his behalf.

    I was presently out of pain: he sung his two recitatives with all
    imaginable taste and judgment; and what was yet more, with a very
    agreeable voice. I never enjoyed a more pleasing surprise. After mass,
    M. Venture received the highest compliments from the canons and
    musicians, which he answered jokingly, though with great grace. M. le
    Maitre embraced him heartily; I did the same; he saw I was rejoiced at
    his success, and appeared pleased at my satisfaction.

    It will easily be surmised, that after having been delighted with M.
    Bacle, who had little to attract my admiration, I should be infatuated
    with M. Venture, who had education, wit, talents, and a knowledge of the
    world, and might be called an agreeable rake. This was exactly what
    happened, and would, I believe, have happened to any other young man in
    my place; especially supposing him possessed of better judgment to
    distinguish merit, and more propensity to be engaged by it; for Venture
    doubtless possessed a considerable share, and one in particular, very
    rare at his age, namely, that of never being in haste to display his
    talents. It is true, he boasted of many things he did not understand,
    but of those he knew (which were very numerous) he said nothing,
    patiently waiting some occasion to display them, which he then did with
    ease, though without forwardness, and thus gave them more effect.
    As there was ever some intermission between the proofs of his various
    abilities, it was impossible to conjecture whether he had ever discovered
    all his talents. Playful, giddy, inexhaustible, seducing in
    conversation, ever smiling, but never laughing, and repeating the rudest
    things in the most elegant manner--even the most modest women were
    astonished at what they endured from him: it was in vain for them to
    determine to be angry; they could not assume the appearance of it.
    It was extraordinary that with so many agreeable talents, in a country
    where they are so well understood, and so much admired, he so long
    remained only a musician.

    My attachment to M. Venture, more reasonable in its cause, was also less
    extravagant in its effects, though more lively and durable than that I
    had conceived for M. Bacle. I loved to see him, to hear him, all his
    actions appeared charming, everything he said was an oracle to me, but
    the enchantment did not extend far enough to disable me from quitting
    him. I spoke of him with transport to Madam de Warrens, Le Maitre
    likewise spoke in his praise, and she consented we should bring him to
    her house. This interview did not succeed; he thought her affected, she
    found him a libertine, and, alarmed that I had formed such an ill
    acquaintance, not only forbade me bringing him there again, but likewise
    painted so strongly the danger I ran with this young man, that I became a
    little more circumspect in giving in to the attachment; and very happily,
    both for my manners and wits, we were soon separated.

    M. le Maitre, like most of his profession, loved good wine; at table he
    was moderate, but when busy in his closet he must drink. His maid was so
    well acquainted with this humor that no sooner had he prepared his paper
    to compose, and taken his violoncello, than the bottle and glass arrived,
    and was replenished from time to time: thus, without being ever
    absolutely intoxicated, he was usually in a state of elevation. This was
    really unfortunate, for he had a good heart, and was so playful that
    Madam de Warrens used to call him the kitten. Unhappily, he loved his
    profession, labored much and drank proportionately, which injured his
    health, and at length soured his temper. Sometimes he was gloomy and
    easily offended, though incapable of rudeness, or giving offence to any
    one, for never did he utter a harsh word, even to the boys of the choir:
    on the other hand, he would not suffer another to offend him, which was
    but just: the misfortune was, having little understanding, he did not
    properly discriminate, and was often angry without cause.

    The Chapter of Geneva, where so many princes and bishops formerly thought
    it an honor to be seated, though in exile it lost its ancient splendor,
    retained (without any diminution) its pride. To be admitted, you must
    either be a gentleman or Doctor of Sorbonne. If there is a pardonable
    pride, after that derived from personal merit, it is doubtless that
    arising from birth, though, in general, priests having laymen in their
    service treat them with sufficient haughtiness, and thus the canons
    behaved to poor Le Maitre. The chanter, in particular, who was called
    the Abbe de Vidonne, in other respects a well-behaved man, but too full
    of his nobility, did not always show him the attention his talents
    merited. M. le Maitre could not bear these indignities patiently;
    and this year, during passion week, they had a more serious dispute than
    ordinary. At an institution dinner that the bishop gave the canons, and
    to which M. Maitre was always invited, the abbe failed in some formality,
    adding, at the same time, some harsh words, which the other could not
    digest; he instantly formed the resolution to quit them the following
    night; nor could any consideration make him give up his design, though
    Madam de Warrens (whom he went to take leave of) spared no pains to
    appease him. He could not relinquish the pleasure of leaving his tyrants
    embarrassed for the Easter feast, at which time he knew they stood in
    greatest need of him. He was most concerned about his music, which he
    wished to take with him; but this could not easily be accomplished, as it
    filled a large case, and was very heavy, and could not be carried under
    the arm.

    Madam de Warrens did what I should have done in her situation; and
    indeed, what I should yet do: after many useless efforts to retain him,
    seeing he was resolved to depart, whatever might be the event, she formed
    the resolution to give him every possible assistance. I must confess Le
    Maitre deserved it of her, for he was (if I may use the expression)
    dedicated to her service, in whatever appertained to either his art or
    knowledge, and the readiness with which he obliged gave a double value to
    his complaisance: thus she only paid back, on an essential occasion, the
    many favors he had been long conferring on her; though I should observe,
    she possessed a soul that, to fulfill such duties, had no occasion to be
    reminded of previous obligations. Accordingly she ordered me to follow
    Le Maitre to Lyons, and to continue with him as long as he might have
    occasion for my services. She has since avowed, that a desire of
    detaching me from Venture had a great hand in this arrangement. She
    consulted Claude Anet about the conveyance of the above-mentioned case.
    He advised, that instead of hiring a beast at Annecy, which would
    infallibly discover us, it would be better, at night, to take it to some
    neighboring village, and there hire an ass to carry it to Seyssel, which
    being in the French dominions, we should have nothing to fear. This plan
    was adopted; we departed the same night at seven, and Madam de Warrens,
    under pretense of paying my expenses, increased the purse of poor Le
    Maitre by an addition that was very acceptable. Claude Anet, the
    gardiner, and myself, carried the case to the first village, then hired
    an ass, and the same night reached Seyssel.

    I think I have already remarked that there are times in which I am so
    unlike myself that I might be taken for a man of a direct opposite
    disposition; I shall now give an example of this. M. Reydelet, curate of
    Seyssel, was canon of St. Peter's, consequently known to M. le Maitre,
    and one of the people from whom he should have taken most pains to
    conceal himself; my advice, on the contrary, was to present ourselves to
    him, and, under some pretext, entreat entertainment as if we visited him
    by consent of the chapter. Le Maitre adopted the idea, which seemed to
    give his revenge the appearance of satire and waggery; in short, we went
    boldly to Reydelet, who received us very kindly. Le Maitre told him he
    was going to Bellay by desire of the bishop, that he might superintend
    the music during the Easter holidays, and that he proposed returning that
    way in a few days. To support this tale, I told a hundred others, so
    naturally that M. Reydelet thought me a very agreeable youth, and treated
    me with great friendship and civility. We were well regaled and well
    lodged: M. Reydelet scarcely knew how to make enough of us; and we parted
    the best friends in the world, with a promise to stop longer on our
    return. We found it difficult to refrain from laughter, or wait till we
    were alone to give free vent to our mirth: indeed, even now, the bare
    recollection of it forces a smile, for never was waggery better or more
    fortunately maintained. This would have made us merry during the
    remainder of our journey, if M. le Maitre (who did not cease drinking)
    had not been two or three times attacked with a complaint that he
    afterwards became very subject to, and which resembled an epilepsy.
    These fits threw me into the most fearful embarrassments, from which I
    resolved to extricate myself with the first opportunity.

    According to the information given to M. Reydelet, we passed our Easter
    holidays at Bellay, and though not expected there, were received by the
    music--master, and welcomed by every one with great pleasure. M. le
    Maitre was of considerable note in his profession, and, indeed, merited
    that distinction. The music-master of Bellay (who was fond of his own
    works) endeavored to obtain the approbation of so good a judge; for
    besides being a connoisseur, M. le Maitre was equitable, neither a
    jealous, ill-natured critic, nor a servile flatterer. He was so superior
    to the generality of country music-masters and they were so sensible of
    it, that they treated him rather as their chief than a brother musician.

    Having passed four or five days very agreeably at Bellay, we departed,
    and continuing our journey without meeting with any accidents, except
    those I have just spoken of, arrived at Lyons, and were lodged at Notre
    Dame de Pitie. While we waited for the arrival of the before-mentioned
    case (which by the assistance of another lie, and the care of our good
    patron, M. Reydelet, we had embarked on the Rhone) M. le Maitre went to
    visit his acquaintance, and among others Father Cato, a Cordelier, who
    will be spoken of hereafter, and the Abbe Dortan, Count of Lyons, both of
    whom received him well, but afterwards betrayed him, as will be seen
    presently; indeed, his good fortune terminated with M. Reydelet.

    Two days after our arrival at Lyons, as we passed a little street not far
    from our inn, Le Maitre was attacked by one of his fits; but it was now
    so violent as to give me the utmost alarm. I screamed with terror,
    called for help, and naming our inn, entreated some one to bear him to
    it, then (while the people were assembled, and busy round a man that had
    fallen senseless in the street) he was abandoned by the only friend on
    whom he could have any reasonable dependence; I seized the instant when
    no one heeded me, turned the corner of the street and disappeared.
    Thanks to Heaven, I have made my third painful confession; if many such
    remained, I should certainly abandon the work I have undertaken.

    Of all the incidents I have yet related, a few traces are remaining in
    the places where I have lived; but what I have to relate in the following
    book is almost entirely unknown; these are the greatest extravagancies of
    my life, and it is happy they had not worse conclusions. My head, (if I
    may use the simile) screwed up to the pitch of an instrument it did not
    naturally accord with, had lost its diapason; in time it returned to it
    again, when I discontinued my follies, or at least gave in to those more
    consonant to my disposition. This epoch of my youth I am least able to
    recollect, nothing having passed sufficiently interesting to influence my
    heart, to make me clearly retrace the remembrance. In so many successive
    changes, it is difficult not to make some transpositions of time or
    place. I write absolutely from memory, without notes or materials to
    help my recollection. Some events are as fresh in my idea as if they had
    recently happened, but there are certain chasms which I cannot fill up
    but by the aid of recital, as confused as the remaining traces of those
    to which they refer. It is possible, therefore, that I may have erred in
    trifles, and perhaps shall again, but in every matter of importance I can
    answer that the account is faithfully exact, and with the same veracity
    the reader may depend I shall be careful to continue it.

    My resolution was soon taken after quitting Le Maitre; I set out
    immediately for Annecy. The cause and mystery of our departure had
    interested me for the security of our retreat: this interest, which
    entirely employed my thoughts for some days, had banished every other
    idea; but no sooner was I secure and in tranquility, than my predominant
    sentiment regained its place. Nothing flattered, nothing tempted me, I
    had no wish but to return to Madam de Warrens; the tenderness and truth
    of my attachment to her had rooted from my heart every imaginable
    project, and all the follies of ambition, I conceived no happiness but
    living near her, nor could I take a step without feeling that the
    distance between us was increased. I returned, therefore, as soon as
    possible, with such speed, and with my spirits in such a state of
    agitation, that though I recall with pleasure all my other travels, I
    have not the least recollection of this, only remembering my leaving
    Lyons and reaching Annecy. Let anyone judge whether this last event can
    have slipped my memory, when informed that on my arrival I found Madam de
    Warrens was not there, having set out for Paris.

    I was never well informed of the motives of this journey. I am certain
    she would have told me had I asked her, but never was man less curious to
    learn the secrets of his friend. My heart is ever so entirely filled
    with the present, or with past pleasures, which become a principal part
    of my enjoyment, that there is not a chink or corner for curiosity to
    enter. All that I conceive from what I heard of it, is, that in the
    revolution caused at Turin by the abdication of the King of Sardinia,
    she feared being forgotten, and was willing by favor of the intrigues of
    M. d' Aubonne to seek the same advantage in the court of France, where
    she has often told me she should, have preferred it, as the multiplicity
    of business there prevents your conduct from being so closely inspected.
    If this was her business, it is astonishing that on her return she was
    not ill received; be that as it will, she continued to enjoy her
    allowance without any interruption. Many people imagined she was charged
    with some secret commission, either by the bishop, who then had business
    at the court of France, where he himself was soon after obliged to go,
    or some one yet more powerful, who knew how to insure her a gracious
    reception at her return. If this was the case, it is certain the
    ambassadress was not ill chosen, since being young and handsome, she had
    all the necessary qualifications to succeed in a negotiation.
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