Chapter 9

CHAPTER IX [What the Beautiful Maiden Said]

One day we took the train and went down to Mannheim to see "King Lear"
played in German. It was a mistake. We sat in our seats three whole
hours and never understood anything but the thunder and lightning; and
even that was reversed to suit German ideas, for the thunder came first
and the lightning followed after.

The behavior of the audience was perfect. There were no rustlings, or
whisperings, or other little disturbances; each act was listened to in
silence, and the applauding was done after the curtain was down. The
doors opened at half past four, the play began promptly at half past
five, and within two minutes afterward all who were coming were in their
seats, and quiet reigned. A German gentleman in the train had said that
a Shakespearian play was an appreciated treat in Germany and that
we should find the house filled. It was true; all the six tiers were
filled, and remained so to the end--which suggested that it is not only
balcony people who like Shakespeare in Germany, but those of the pit and
gallery, too.

Another time, we went to Mannheim and attended a shivaree--otherwise an
opera--the one called "Lohengrin." The banging and slamming and booming
and crashing were something beyond belief. The racking and pitiless pain
of it remains stored up in my memory alongside the memory of the time
that I had my teeth fixed. There were circumstances which made it
necessary for me to stay through the hour hours to the end, and I
stayed; but the recollection of that long, dragging, relentless season
of suffering is indestructible. To have to endure it in silence, and
sitting still, made it all the harder. I was in a railed compartment
with eight or ten strangers, of the two sexes, and this compelled
repression; yet at times the pain was so exquisite that I could hardly
keep the tears back. At those times, as the howlings and wailings and
shrieking of the singers, and the ragings and roarings and explosions
of the vast orchestra rose higher and higher, and wilder and wilder,
and fiercer and fiercer, I could have cried if I had been alone. Those
strangers would not have been surprised to see a man do such a thing who
was being gradually skinned, but they would have marveled at it here,
and made remarks about it no doubt, whereas there was nothing in the
present case which was an advantage over being skinned. There was a
wait of half an hour at the end of the first act, and I could not trust
myself to do it, for I felt that I should desert to stay out. There was
another wait of half an hour toward nine o'clock, but I had gone through
so much by that time that I had no spirit left, and so had no desire but
to be let alone.

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