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    CHIEFS OF SERVICE SUBORDINATES

    Myself
    1 Veterinary Surgeon Mr. Harris
    1 Butler
    17 Guides
    12 Waiters
    4 Surgeons
    1 Footman
    1 Geologist
    1 Barber
    1 Botanist
    1 Head Cook
    3 Chaplains
    9 Assistants
    15 Barkeepers
    1 Confectionery Artist
    1 Latinist

    TRANSPORTATION, ETC.

    27 Porters
    3 Coarse Washers and Ironers
    1 Fine ditto
    44 Mules
    44 Muleteers
    7 Cows
    2 Milkers

    Total, 154 men, 51 animals. Grand Total, 205.

    RATIONS, ETC. APPARATUS

    16 Cases Hams
    25 Spring Mattresses
    2 Hair ditto
    Bedding for same
    2 Barrels Flour
    22 Barrels Whiskey
    1 Barrel Sugar
    2 Mosquito-nets
    1 Keg Lemons
    29 Tents
    2,000 Cigars
    Scientific Instruments
    1 Barrel Pies
    97 Ice-axes
    1 Ton of Pemmican
    5 Cases Dynamite
    143 Pair Crutches
    7 Cans Nitroglycerin
    2 Barrels Arnica
    22 40-foot Ladders
    1 Bale of Lint
    2 Miles of Rope
    27 Kegs Paregoric
    154 Umbrellas

    It was full four o'clock in the afternoon before my cavalcade was
    entirely ready. At that hour it began to move. In point of numbers and
    spectacular effect, it was the most imposing expedition that had ever
    marched from Zermatt.

    I commanded the chief guide to arrange the men and animals in single
    file, twelve feet apart, and lash them all together on a strong rope. He
    objected that the first two miles was a dead level, with plenty of room,
    and that the rope was never used except in very dangerous places. But
    I would not listen to that. My reading had taught me that many serious
    accidents had happened in the Alps simply from not having the people
    tied up soon enough; I was not going to add one to the list. The guide
    then obeyed my order.


    When the procession stood at ease, roped together, and ready to move, I
    never saw a finer sight. It was 3,122 feet long--over half a mile; every
    man and me was on foot, and had on his green veil and his blue goggles,
    and his white rag around his hat, and his coil of rope over one shoulder
    and under the other, and his ice-ax in his belt, and carried his
    alpenstock in his left hand, his umbrella (closed) in his right, and his
    crutches slung at his back. The burdens of the pack-mules and the horns
    of the cows were decked with the Edelweiss and the Alpine rose.

    I and my agent were the only persons mounted. We were in the post of
    danger in the extreme rear, and tied securely to five guides apiece. Our
    armor-bearers carried our ice-axes, alpenstocks, and other implements
    for us. We were mounted upon very small donkeys, as a measure of safety;
    in time of peril we could straighten our legs and stand up, and let
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