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    On the Choice of a Wife

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    Wife-choosing is an unending business. This sounds immoral, but what I
    mean will be clearer in the context. People have lived--innumerable
    people--exhausted experience, and yet other people keep on coming to
    hand, none the wiser, none the better. It is like a waterfall more than
    anything else in the world. Every year one has to turn to and warn
    another batch about these stale old things. Yet it is one's duty--the
    last thing that remains to a man. And as a piece of worldly wisdom, that
    has nothing to do with wives, always leave a few duties neglected for
    the comfort of your age. There are such a lot of other things one can do
    when one is young.

    Now, the kind of wife a young fellow of eight- or nine-and-twenty
    insists on selecting is something of one-and-twenty or less,
    inexperienced, extremely pretty, graceful, and well dressed, not too
    clever, accomplished; but I need not go on, for the youthful reader can
    fill in the picture himself from his own ideal. Every young man has his
    own ideal, as a matter of course, and they are all exactly alike. Now, I
    do not intend to repeat all the stale old saws of out-of-date wiseacres.
    Most of them are even more foolish than the follies they reprove. Take,
    for instance, the statement that "beauty fades." Absurd; everyone knows
    perfectly well that, as the years creep on, beauty simply gets more
    highly coloured. And then, "beauty is only skin-deep." Fantastically
    wrong! Some of it is not that; and, for the rest, is a woman like a toy
    balloon?--just a surface? To hear that proverb from a man is to know him
    at once for a phonographic kind of fool. The fundamental and enduring
    grace of womanhood goes down to the skeleton; you cannot have a pretty
    face without a pretty skull, just as you cannot have one without a good

    Yet all the same there is an excellent reason why one should shun beauty
    in a prospective wife, at anyrate obvious beauty--the kind of beauty
    people talk about, and which gets into the photographers' windows. The
    common beautiful woman has a style of her own, a favourite aspect. After
    all, she cannot be perfect. She comes upon you, dazzles you, marries
    you; there is a time of ecstasy. People envy you, continue to envy you.
    After a time you envy yourself--yourself of the day before yesterday.
    For the imperfection, the inevitable imperfection--in one case I
    remember it was a smile--becomes visible to you, becomes your especial
    privilege. That is the real reason. No beauty is a beauty to her
    husband. But with the plain woman--the thoroughly plain woman--it is
    different. At first--I will not mince matters--her ugliness is an
    impenetrable repulse. Face it. After a time little things begin to
    appear through the violent discords: little scraps of melody--a shy
    tenderness in her smile that peeps out at you and vanishes, a something
    that is winning, looking out of her eyes. You find a waviness of her
    hair that you never saw at the beginning, a certain surprising,
    pleasing, enduring want of clumsiness in part of her ear. And it is
    yours. You can see she strikes the beholder with something of a shock;
    and while the beauty of the beauty is common for all the world to
    rejoice in, you will find in your dear, plain wife beauty enough and to
    spare; exquisite--for it is all your own, your treasure-trove, your
    safely-hidden treasure....

    Then, in the matter of age; though young fellows do not imagine it, it
    is very easy to marry a wife too young. Marriage has been defined as a
    foolish bargain in which one man provides for another man's daughter,
    but there is no reason why this should go so far as completing her
    education. If your conception of happiness is having something pretty
    and innocent and troublesome about you, something that you can cherish
    and make happy, a pet rabbit is in every way preferable. At the worst
    that will nibble your boots. I have known several cases of the
    girl-wife, and it always began like an idyll, charmingly; the tenderest
    care on one hand, winsome worship on the other--until some little thing,
    a cut chin or a missing paper, startled the pure and natural man out of
    his veneer, dancing and blaspheming, with the most amazing consequences.
    Only a proven saint should marry a girl-wife, and his motives might be
    misunderstood. The idyllic wife is a beautiful thing to read about, but
    in practice idylls should be kept episodes; in practice the idyllic life
    is a little too like a dinner that is all dessert. A common man, after a
    time, tires of winsome worship; he craves after companionship, and a
    sympathy based on experience. The ordinary young man, with the still
    younger wife, I have noticed, continues to love her with all his
    heart--and spends his leisure telling somebody else's wife all about it.
    If in these days of blatant youth an experienced man's counsel is worth
    anything, it would be to marry a woman considerably older than oneself,
    if one must marry at all. And while upon this topic--and I have lived
    long--the ideal wife, I am persuaded, from the close observation of many
    years, is invariably, by some mishap, a widow....

    Avoid social charm. It was the capacity for entertaining visitors that
    ruined Paradise. It grows upon a woman. An indiscriminating personal
    magnetism is perhaps the most dreadful vice a wife can have. You think
    you have married the one woman in the world, and you find you have
    married a host--that is to say, a hostess. Instead of making a home for
    you she makes you something between an ethnographical museum and a
    casual ward. You find your rooms littered with people and teacups and
    things, strange creatures that no one could possibly care for, that seem
    scarcely to care for themselves. You go about the house treading upon
    chance geniuses, and get tipped by inexperienced guests. And even when
    she does not entertain, she is continually going out. I do not deny that
    charming people are charming, that their company should be sought, but
    seeking it in marriage is an altogether different matter.

    Then, I really must insist that young men do not understand the real
    truth about accomplishments. There comes a day when the most variegated
    wife comes to the end of her tunes, and another when she ends them for
    the second time; _Vita longa, ars brevis_--at least, as regards the art
    of the schoolgirl. It is only like marrying a slightly more complicated
    barrel-organ. And, for another point, watch the young person you would
    honour with your hand for the slightest inkling of economy or tidiness.
    Young men are so full of poetry and emotion that it does not occur to
    them how widely the sordid vices are distributed in the other sex. If
    you are a hotel proprietor, or a school proprietor, or a day labourer,
    such weaknesses become a strength, of course, but not otherwise. For a
    literary person--if perchance you are a literary person--it is
    altogether too dreadful. You are always getting swept and garnished,
    straightened up and sent out to be shaved. And home--even your
    study--becomes a glittering, spick-and-span mechanism. But you know the
    parable of the seven devils?

    To conclude, a summary. The woman you choose should be plain, as plain
    as you can find, as old or older than yourself, devoid of social gifts
    or accomplishments, poor--for your self-respect--and with a certain
    amiable untidiness. Of course no young man will heed this, but at least
    I have given my counsel, and very excellent reasons for that counsel.
    And possibly I shall be able to remind him that I told him as much, in
    the course of a few years' time. And, by the bye, I had almost
    forgotten! Never by any chance marry a girl whose dresses do up at the
    back, unless you can afford her a maid or so of her own.
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