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    The Poet and the Emporium

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    "I am beginning life," he said, with a sigh. "Great Heavens! I have
    spent a day--_a day!_--in a shop. Three bedroom suites and a sideboard
    are among the unanticipated pledges of our affection. Have you lithia?
    For a man of twelve limited editions this has been a terrible day."

    I saw to his creature comforts. His tie was hanging outside his
    waistcoat, and his complexion was like white pasteboard that has got
    wet. "Courage," said I. "It will not occur again----"

    "It will," said he. "We have to get there again tomorrow. We have--what
    is it?--carpets, curtains----"

    He produced his tablets. I was amazed. Those receptacles of choice

    "The amber sunlight splashing through the leaky--leafy interlacing
    green," he read. "No!--that's not it. Ah, here! Curtains!
    Drawing-room--not to cost more than thirty shillings! And there's all
    the Kitchen Hardware! (Thanks.) Dining-room chairs--query--rush bottoms?
    What's this? G.L.I.S.--ah! "Glistering thro' deeps of
    glaucophane"--that's nothing. Mem. to see can we afford Indian
    needlework chairs--57s. 6d.? It's dreadful, Bellows!"

    He helped himself to a cigarette.

    "Find the salesman pleasant?" said I.

    "Delightful. Assumed I was a spendthrift millionaire at first. Produced
    in an off-hand way an eighty-guinea bedroom suite--we're trying to do
    the entire business, you know, on about two hundred pounds. Well--that's
    ten editions, you know. Came down, with evidently dwindling respect, to
    things that were still ruinously expensive. I told him we wanted an
    idyll--love in a cottage, and all that kind of thing. He brushed that on
    one side, said idols were upstairs in the Japanese Department, and that
    perhaps we might _do_ with a servant's set of bedroom furniture. Do with
    a set! He was a gloomy man with (I should judge) some internal pain. I
    tried to tell him that there was quite a lot of middle-class people like
    myself in the country, people of limited or precarious means, whose
    existence he seemed to ignore; assured him some of them led quite
    beautiful lives. But he had no ideas beyond wardrobes. I quite forgot
    the business of shopping in an attempt to kindle a little human
    enthusiasm in his heart. We were in a great vast place full of
    wardrobes, with a remote glittering vista of brass bedsteads--skeleton
    beds, you know--and I tried to inspire him with some of the poetry of
    his emporium; tried to make him imagine these beds and things going east
    and west, north and south, to take sorrow, servitude, joy, worry,
    failing strength, restless ambition in their impartial embraces. He only
    turned round to Annie, and asked her if she thought she could _do_ with
    'enamelled.' But I was quite taken with my idea----Where is it? I left
    Annie to settle with this misanthrope, amidst his raw frameworks of the
    Homes of the Future."

    He fumbled with his tablets. "Mats for hall--not to exceed 3s. 9d....
    Kerbs ... inquire tiled hearth ... Ah! Here we are: 'Ballade of the
    Bedroom Suite':--

    "'Noble the oak you are now displaying,
    Subtly the hazel's grainings go,
    Walnut's charm there is no gainsaying,
    Red as red wine is your rosewood's glow;
    Brave and brilliant the ash you show,
    Rich your mahogany's hepatite shine,
    Cool and sweet your enamel: But oh!
    _Where are the wardrobes of Painted Pine?_'

    "They have 'em in the catalogue at five guineas, with a picture--quite
    as good they are as the more expensive ones. To judge by the picture."

    "But that's scarcely the idea you started with," I began.

    "Not; it went wrong--ballades often do. The preoccupation of the
    'Painted Pine' was too much for me. What's this? 'N.B.--Sludge sells
    music stools at--' No. Here we are (first half unwritten):--

    "'White enamelled, like driven snow,
    Picked with just one delicate line.
    Price you were saying is? Fourteen!--No!
    _Where are the wardrobes of Painted Pine?_'

    "Comes round again, you see! Then _L'Envoy_:--

    "'Salesman, sad is the truth I trow:
    Winsome walnut can never be mine.
    Poets are cheap. And their poetry. So
    _Where are the wardrobes of Painted Pine?_'

    "Prosaic! As all true poetry is, nowadays. But, how I tired as the
    afternoon moved on! At first I was interested in the shopman's amazing
    lack of imagination, and the glory of that fond dream of mine--love in a
    cottage, you know--still hung about me. I had ideas come--like that
    Ballade--and every now and then Annie told me to write notes. I think my
    last gleam of pleasure was in choosing the drawing-room chairs. There is
    scope for fantasy in chairs. Then----"

    He took some more whisky.

    "A kind of grey horror came upon me. I don't know if I can describe it.
    We went through vast vistas of chairs, of hall-tables, of machine-made
    pictures, of curtains, huge wildernesses of carpets, and ever this cold,
    unsympathetic shopman led us on, and ever and again made us buy this or
    that. He had a perfectly grey eye--the colour of an overcast sky in
    January--and he seemed neither to hate us nor to detest us, but simply
    to despise us, to feel such an overwhelming contempt for our petty means
    and our petty lives, as an archangel might feel for an apple-maggot. It
    made me think...."

    He lit a fresh cigarette.

    "I had a kind of vision. I do not know if you will understand. The
    Warehouse of Life, with our Individual Fate hurrying each of us through.
    Showing us with a covert sneer all the good things that we cannot
    afford. A magnificent Rosewood love affair, for instance, deep and
    rich, fitted complete, some hours of perfect life, some acts of perfect
    self-sacrifice, perfect self-devotion.... You ask the price."

    He shrugged his shoulders.

    "Where are the wardrobes of Painted Pine?" I quoted.

    "That's it. All the things one might do, if the purse of one's courage
    were not so shallow. If it wasn't for the lack of that coinage, Bellows,
    every man might be magnificent. There's heroism, there's such nobility
    as no one has ever attained to, ready to hand. Anyone, if it were not
    for this lack of means, might be a human god in twenty-four hours....
    You see the article. You cannot buy it. No one buys it. It stands in the
    emporium, I suppose, for show--on the chance of a millionaire. And the
    shopman waves his hand to it on your way to the Painted Pine.

    "Then you meet other couples and solitary people going about, each with
    a gloomy salesman leading. The run of them look uncomfortable; some are
    hot about the ears and in the spiteful phase of ill-temper; all look
    sick of the business except the raw new-comers. It's the only time they
    will ever select any furniture, their first chance and their last. Most
    of their selections are hurried a little. The salesman must not be kept
    all day.... Yet it goes hard with you if you buy your Object in Life and
    find it just a 'special line' made to sell.... We're all amateurs at
    living, just as we are all amateurs at furnishing--or dying. Some of the
    poor devils one meets carry tattered little scraps of paper, and fumble
    conscientiously with stumpy pencils. It's a comfort to see how you go,
    even if you do have to buy rubbish. 'If we have _this_ so good, dear, I
    don't know _how_ we shall manage in the kitchen,' says the careful
    housewife.... So it is we do our shopping in the Great Emporium."

    "You will have to rewrite your Ballade," said I, "and put all that in."

    "I wish I could," said the poet.

    "And while you were having these very fine moods?"

    "Annie and the shopman settled most of the furniture between them.
    Perhaps it's just as well. I was never very good at the practical
    details of life.... Cigarette's out! Have you any more matches?"

    "Horribly depressed you are!" I said.

    "There's to-morrow. Well, well...."

    And then he went off at a tangent to tell me what he expected to make by
    his next volume of poems, and so came to the congenial business of
    running down his contemporaries, and became again the cheerful little
    Poet that I know.
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