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    The Language of Flowers

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    During the early Victorian revival of chivalry the Language of Flowers
    had some considerable vogue. The Romeo of the mutton-chop whiskers was
    expected to keep this delicate symbolism in view, and even to display
    his wit by some dainty conceits in it. An ignorance of the code was
    fraught with innumerable dangers. A sprig of lilac was a suggestion, a
    moss-rosebud pushed the matter, was indeed evidence to go to court upon;
    and unless Charlotte parried with white poplar--a by no means accessible
    flower--or apricot blossom, or failing these dabbed a cooling dock-leaf
    at the fellow, he was at her with tulip, heliotrope, and honeysuckle,
    peach-blossom, white jonquil, and pink, and a really overpowering and
    suffocating host of attentions. I suppose he got at last to
    three-cornered notes in the vernacular; and meanwhile what could a poor
    girl do? There was no downright "No!" in the language of flowers,
    nothing equivalent to "Go away, please," no flower for "Idiot!" The only
    possible defence was something in this way: "Your cruelty causes me
    sorrow," "Your absence is a pleasure." For this, according to the code
    of Mr. Thomas Miller (third edition, 1841, with elegantly coloured
    plates) you would have to get a sweet-pea blossom for Pleasure, wormwood
    for Absence, and indicate Sorrow by the yew, and Cruelty by the
    stinging-nettle. There is always a little risk of mixing your predicates
    in this kind of communication, and he might, for instance, read that his
    Absence caused you Sorrow, but he could scarcely miss the point of the
    stinging-nettle. That and the gorse carefully concealed were about the
    only gleams of humour possible in the language. But then it was the
    appointed tongue of lovers, and while their sickness is upon them they
    have neither humour nor wit.

    This Mr. Thomas Miller wrote abundant flowers of language in his book,
    and the plates were coloured by hand. By the bye, what a blessed thing
    colour-printing is! These hand-tinted plates, to an imaginative person,
    are about as distressing as any plates can very well be. Whenever I look
    at these triumphs of art over the beauties of nature, with all their
    weary dabs of crimson, green, blue, and yellow, I think of wretched,
    anæmic girls fading their youth away in some dismal attic over a
    publisher's, toiling through the whole edition tint by tint, and being
    mocked the while by Mr. Miller's alliterative erotics. And they _are_
    erotics! In one place he writes, "Beautiful art thou, O Broom! on the
    breezy bosom of the bee-haunted heath"; and throughout he buds and
    blossoms into similar delights. He wallows in doves and coy toyings and
    modest blushes, and bowers and meads. He always adds, "Wonderful boy!"
    to Chatterton's name as if it were a university degree (W.B.), and he
    invariably refers to Moore as the Bard of Erin, and to Milton as the
    Bard of Paradise--though Bard of the Bottomless Pit would be more
    appropriate. However, we are not concerned with Mr. Miller's language so
    much as with a very fruitful suggestion he throws out, that "it is
    surely worth while to trace a resemblance between the flower and the
    emblem it represents" (a turn like that is nothing to Mr. Miller) "which
    shall at least have some show of reason in it."

    Come to think of it, there is something singularly unreasonable about
    almost all floral symbolism. There is your forget-me-not, pink in the
    bud, and sapphire in the flower, with a fruit that breaks up into four,
    the very picture of inconstancy and discursiveness. Yet your lover, with
    a singular blindness, presents this to his lady when they part. Then the
    white water-lily is supposed to represent purity of heart, and, mark
    you, it is white without and its centre is all set about with
    innumerable golden stamens, while in the middle lies, to quote the words
    of that distinguished botanist, Mr. Oliver, "a fleshy disc." Could
    there be a better type of sordid and mercenary deliberation maintaining
    a fair appearance? The tender apple-blossom, rather than Pretence, is
    surely a reminder of Eden and the fall of love's devotion into inflated
    worldliness. The poppy which flaunts its violent colours athwart the
    bearded corn, and which frets and withers like the Second Mrs. Tanqueray
    so soon as you bring it to the shelter of a decent home, is made the
    symbol of Repose. One might almost think Aimé Martin and the other great
    authorities on this subject wrote in a mood of irony.

    The daisy, too, presents you Innocence, "companion of the milk-white
    lamb," Mr. Miller calls it. I am sorry for the milk-white lamb. It was
    one of the earliest discoveries of systematic botany that the daisy is a
    fraud, a complicated impostor. _The daisy is not a flower at all._ It is
    a favourite trap in botanical examinations, a snare for artless young
    men entering the medical profession. Each of the little yellow things in
    the centre of the daisy is a flower in itself,--if you look at one with
    a lens you will find it not unlike a cowslip flower,--and the white rays
    outside are a great deal more than the petals they ought to be if the
    Innocence theory is to hold good. There is no such thing as an innocent
    flower; they are all so many deliberate advertisements to catch the eye
    of the undecided bee, but any flower almost is simpler than this one. We
    would make it the emblem of artistic deception, and the confidence trick
    expert should wear it as his crest.

    The violet, again, is a greatly overrated exemplar. It stimulates a
    certain bashfulness, hangs its head, and passed as modest among our
    simple grandparents. Its special merit is its perfume, and it pretends
    to wish to hide that from every eye. But, withal, the fragrance is as
    far-reaching as any I know. It droops ingenuously. "How _could_ you come
    to me," it seems to say, "when all these really brilliant flowers invite
    you?" Mere fishing for compliments. All the while it is being sweet, to
    the very best of its undeniable ability. Then it comes, too, in early
    spring, without a chaperon, and catches our hearts fresh before they
    are jaded with the crowded beauties of May. A really modest flower would
    wait for the other flowers to come first. A subtle affectation is surely
    a different thing from modesty. The violet is simply artful, the young
    widow among flowers, and to hold up such a flower as an example is not
    doing one's duty by the young. For true modesty commend me to the agave,
    which flowers once only in half a hundred years, as one may see for
    oneself at the Royal Botanical Gardens.

    Enough has been said to show what scope there is for revision of this
    sentimental Volapuk. Mr. Martin himself scarcely goes so far as I have
    done, though I have merely worked out his suggestion. His only
    revolutionary proposal is to displace the wind star by the "rathe
    primrose" for Forsaken, on the strength of a quotation familiar to every
    reader of Mason's little text-book on the English language. For the rest
    he followed his authorities, and has followed them now to the remote
    recesses of the literary lumber-room and into the twopenny book-box.
    From that receptacle one copy of him was disinterred only a day or so
    ago; a hundred and seventy pages of prose, chiefly alliterative, several
    coloured plates, enthusiastic pencil-marking of a vanished somebody,
    and, besides, an early Victorian flavour of dust and a dim vision of a
    silent conversation in a sunlit flower garden--altogether I think very
    cheap at twopence. The fashion has changed altogether now. In these days
    we season our love-making with talk about heredity, philanthropy, and
    sanitation, and present one another with Fabian publications instead of
    wild flowers. But in the end, I fancy, the business comes to very much
    the same thing.
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