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    Act 4, Scene I - Page 2

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    jointure,
    I think, than you make a woman: besides he brings
    his destiny with him.

    ORLANDO
    What's that?

    ROSALIND
    Why, horns, which such as you are fain to be
    beholding to your wives for: but he comes armed in
    his fortune and prevents the slander of his wife.

    ORLANDO
    Virtue is no horn-maker; and my Rosalind is virtuous.

    ROSALIND
    And I am your Rosalind.

    CELIA
    It pleases him to call you so; but he hath a
    Rosalind of a better leer than you.

    ROSALIND
    Come, woo me, woo me, for now I am in a holiday
    humour and like enough to consent. What would you
    say to me now, an I were your very very Rosalind?

    ORLANDO
    I would kiss before I spoke.

    ROSALIND
    Nay, you were better speak first, and when you were
    gravelled for lack of matter, you might take
    occasion to kiss. Very good orators, when they are
    out, they will spit; and for lovers lacking--God
    warn us!--matter, the cleanliest shift is to kiss.

    ORLANDO
    How if the kiss be denied?

    ROSALIND
    Then she puts you to entreaty, and there begins new matter.

    ORLANDO
    Who could be out, being before his beloved mistress?

    ROSALIND
    Marry, that should you, if I were your mistress, or
    I should think my honesty ranker than my wit.

    ORLANDO
    What, of my suit?

    ROSALIND
    Not out of your apparel, and yet out of your suit.
    Am not I your Rosalind?

    ORLANDO
    I take some joy to say you are, because I would be
    talking of her.

    ROSALIND
    Well in her person I say I will not have you.

    ORLANDO
    Then in mine own person I die.

    ROSALIND
    No, faith, die by attorney. The poor world is
    almost six thousand years old, and in all this time
    there was not any man died in his own person,
    videlicit, in a love-cause. Troilus had his brains
    dashed out with a Grecian club; yet he did what he
    could to die before, and he is one of the patterns
    of love. Leander, he would have lived many a fair
    year, though Hero had turned nun, if it had not been
    for a hot midsummer night; for, good youth, he went
    but forth to wash him in the Hellespont and being
    taken with the cramp was drowned and the foolish
    coroners of that age found it was 'Hero of Sestos.'

    But these are all lies: men have died from time to
    time and worms have eaten them, but not for love.

    ORLANDO
    I would not have my right Rosalind of this mind,
    for, I protest, her frown might kill me.

    ROSALIND
    By this hand, it will not kill a fly. But come, now
    I will be your Rosalind in a more coming-on
    disposition, and ask me what you will. I will grant
    it.

    ORLANDO
    Then love me, Rosalind.

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