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    setting-room. My, but there was a crowd
    there! Fifteen farmers, and every one of them had a
    gun. I was most powerful sick, and slunk to a chair
    and set down. They was setting around, some of them
    talking a little, in a low voice, and all of them fidgety
    and uneasy, but trying to look like they warn't; but I
    knowed they was, because they was always taking off
    their hats, and putting them on, and scratching their
    heads, and changing their seats, and fumbling with
    their buttons. I warn't easy myself, but I didn't take
    my hat off, all the same.

    I did wish Aunt Sally would come, and get done
    with me, and lick me, if she wanted to, and let me get
    away and tell Tom how we'd overdone this thing, and
    what a thundering hornet's-nest we'd got ourselves
    into, so we could stop fooling around straight off, and
    clear out with Jim before these rips got out of patience
    and come for us.

    At last she come and begun to ask me questions,
    but I COULDN'T answer them straight, I didn't know
    which end of me was up; because these men was in
    such a fidget now that some was wanting to start right
    NOW and lay for them desperadoes, and saying it warn't
    but a few minutes to midnight; and others was trying
    to get them to hold on and wait for the sheep-signal;
    and here was Aunty pegging away at the questions,
    and me a-shaking all over and ready to sink down in
    my tracks I was that scared; and the place getting
    hotter and hotter, and the butter beginning to melt and
    run down my neck and behind my ears; and pretty
    soon, when one of them says, "I'M for going and
    getting in the cabin FIRST and right NOW, and catching
    them when they come," I most dropped; and a streak
    of butter come a-trickling down my forehead, and
    Aunt Sally she see it, and turns white as a sheet, and
    says:

    "For the land's sake, what IS the matter with the
    child? He's got the brain-fever as shore as you're
    born, and they're oozing out!"

    And everybody runs to see, and she snatches off my
    hat, and out comes the bread and what was left of the
    butter, and she grabbed me, and hugged me, and
    says:

    "Oh, what a turn you did give me! and how glad
    and grateful I am it ain't no worse; for luck's against

    us, and it never rains but it pours, and when I see that
    truck I thought we'd lost you, for I knowed by the
    color and all it was just like your brains would be if --
    Dear, dear, whyd'nt you TELL me that was what you'd
    been down there for, I wouldn't a cared. Now cler
    out to bed, and don't lemme see no more of you till
    morning!"

    I was up stairs in a second, and down the lightning-
    rod in another one, and shinning through the dark for
    the lean-to. I couldn't hardly get my words
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