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    Drinking Quotes

    Quotations about Drinking

    • One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
    • Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.
      "The Taming of the Screw", by Dave Barry
    • Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony.
    • I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake--which I also keep handy.
    • Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.
    • Bacchus hath drowned more men than Neptune.
      Gnomologia, 1732, by Dr. Thomas Fuller
    • Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
    • It is better to hide ignorance, but it is hard to do this when we relax over wine.
      On the Universe, by Heraclitus
    • The wine urges me on, the bewitching wine, which sets even a wise man to singing and to laughing gently and rouses him up to dance and brings forth words which were better unspoken.
      The Odyssey, by Homer
    • And malt does more than Milton can To justify God's ways to man.
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