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    Golf Quotes

    Quotations about Golf

    • Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
    • Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.
    • If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
    • It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf.
    • The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.
      Illiterate Digest (1924), "Helping the Girls with their Income Taxes", by Will Rogers
    • Golf isn't a game, it's a choice that one makes with one's life.
      Northern Exposure, Aurora Borealis, 1990, by Charles Rosin
    • There's something intrinsically therapeutic about choosing to spend your time in a wide, open park- like setting that non-golfers can never truly understand.
      Northern Exposure, Aurora Borealis, 1990, by Charles Rosin
    • The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf.
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