Pets Quotes

A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms.

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to.

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail.

No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.

We are alone, absolutely alone on this chance planet: and, amid all the forms of life that surround us, not one, excepting the dog, has made an alliance with us.

Cats regard people as warmblooded furniture.

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.