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    • Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it to?
    • Every English poet should master the rules of grammar before he attempts to bend or break them.
    • The English language was carefully, carefully cobbled together by three blind dudes and a German dictionary.
      Sheldon, 02-01-09, by Dave Kellett
    • If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.
    • Here will be an old abusing of God's patience and the king's English.
      "The Merry Wives of Windsor", Act 1 scene 4, by William Shakespeare
    • England and America are two countries separated by a common language.
    • The English have no respect for their language, and will not teach their children to speak it.
      Pygmalion (1916) preface, by George Bernard Shaw
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