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    • Television has done much for psychiatry by spreading information about it, as well as contributing to the need for it.
    • Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.
    • I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
    • Imagine what it would be like if TV actually were good. It would be the end of everything we know.
    • I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on it as a babysitter and the sole educator of their kids.
      South Park, Death, 1997, by Trey and Matt Stone Parker
    • You know, I think that if parents would spend less time worrying about what their kids watch on TV and more time worrying about what's going on in their kids' lives, this world would be a much better place.
      South Park, Death, 1997, by Trey and Matt Stone Parker
    • It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.
    • Dealing with network executives is like being nibbled to death by ducks.
    • The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.
    • One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
      "Cold Turkey", In These Times, May 10, 2004, by Kurt Vonnegut
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