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    American actor

    Quotes by W. C. Fields

    • A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
    • Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
    • I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake--which I also keep handy.
    • I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
    • I never vote for anyone; I always vote against.
    • I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother.
    • Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.
    • Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
    • Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
    • Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.
      in Richard J. Anobile - "Godfrey Daniels"
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