Kin Hubbard Quotes

A good listener is usually thinking about something else.

Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.

Don't knock the weather. If it didn't change once in a while, nine out of ten people couldn't start a conversation.

Everything comes to him who waits but a loaned book.

Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people.

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.

No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.

Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.

Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.

So far I haven't heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost.

The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket.

There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn't make the mistake of trying to get together.

There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?