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    Jeph Jacques Quotes

    Quotes by Jeph Jacques

    • There are two ways to pass a hurdle: leaping over or plowing through... There needs to be a monster truck option.
      Questionable Content #1356, 03-10-09
    • Spontaneous kindness is to hipsters as high beams are to deer.
      Questionable Content Comic, 08-21-05
    • You can either hold yourself up to the unrealistic standards of others, or ignore them and concentrate on being happy with yourself as you are.
      Questionable Content webcomic, #352, 05-04-05
    • The quickest way to a man's heart really is through his stomach, because then you don't have to chop through that pesky rib cage.
      Questionable Content webcomic, #478, 10-27-05
    • 'Light fuse and get away' may work for a Roman candle, but not so much for the wrath of a woman scorned.
      Questionable Content webcomic, #678, 08-02-06
    • Bachelor's degrees make pretty good placemats if you get 'em laminated.
      Questionable Content, 01-04-07
    • That's what college is for - getting as many bad decisions as possible out of the way before you're forced into the real world. I keep a checklist of 'em on the wall in my room.
      Questionable Content, 01-04-07
    • A good relationship is like fireworks: loud, explosive, and liable to maim you if you hold on too long.
      Questionable Content, 11-14-08
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