Doug Larson Quotes

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.

Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.

Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own.

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.

If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.

If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.

The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.

The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.

What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of high living.