Stanislaw J. Lec Quotes

Do not ask God the way to heaven; he will show you the hardest one.

If you are not a psychiatrist, stay away from idiots. They are too stupid to pay a layman for his company.

Never lie when the truth is more profitable.

Thoughts, like fleas, jump from man to man, but they don't bite everybody.

Advice to writers: Sometimes you just have to stop writing. Even before you begin.

All is in the hands of man. Therefore wash them often.

People find life entirely too time-consuming.

The first condition of immortality is death.

There are grammatical errors even in his silence.

When you jump for joy, beware that no one moves the ground from beneath your feet.

You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.

I am against using death as a punishment. I am also against using it as a reward.