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    Stanislaw J. Lec Quotes

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    Quotes by Stanislaw J. Lec

    • Do not ask God the way to heaven; he will show you the hardest one.
    • If you are not a psychiatrist, stay away from idiots. They are too stupid to pay a layman for his company.
    • Never lie when the truth is more profitable.
    • Thoughts, like fleas, jump from man to man, but they don't bite everybody.
    • Advice to writers: Sometimes you just have to stop writing. Even before you begin.
      "Unkempt Thoughts"
    • All is in the hands of man. Therefore wash them often.
      "Unkempt Thoughts"
    • People find life entirely too time-consuming.
      "Unkempt Thoughts"
    • The first condition of immortality is death.
      "Unkempt Thoughts"
    • There are grammatical errors even in his silence.
      "Unkempt Thoughts"
    • When you jump for joy, beware that no one moves the ground from beneath your feet.
      "Unkempt Thoughts"
    • You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.
      "Unkempt Thoughts"
    • I am against using death as a punishment. I am also against using it as a reward.
      Unkempt Thoughts
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