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    American comedian & television host

    Quotes by David Letterman

    • Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
    • Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.
    • I'm just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious.
    • New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move.
    • Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.
    • There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
    • Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.
    • USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population.
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