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    Ogden Nash Quotes

    American humorist & poet

    Quotes by Ogden Nash

    • A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
    • A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.
    • I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all.
    • Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
    • Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
    • People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it.
    • People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
    • Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long.
    • Candy Is dandy But liquor Is quicker.
      "Reflections on Ice-Breaking"
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