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    Quotes by Trey and Matt Stone Parker

    • I think people that have a brother or sister don't realize how lucky they are. Sure, they fight a lot, but to know that there's always somebody there, somebody that's family.
      South Park, Cat Orgy, 1999
    • Love isn't a decision. It's a feeling. If we could decide who we loved, it would be much simpler, but much less magical.
      South Park, Chef Aid, 1998
    • I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on it as a babysitter and the sole educator of their kids.
      South Park, Death, 1997
    • You know, I think that if parents would spend less time worrying about what their kids watch on TV and more time worrying about what's going on in their kids' lives, this world would be a much better place.
      South Park, Death, 1997
    • Family isn't about whose blood you have. It's about who you care about.
      South Park, Ike's Wee Wee, 1998
    • The best way to try to motivate somebody is by being direct with them. To be honest with them. Lies are never the right way to get your message across.
      South Park, My Future Self n' Me, 2002
    • The truth is, marijuana probably isn't going to make you kill people. Most likely isn't going to fund terrorists, but pot makes you feel fine with being bored and it's when you're bored that you should be learning a new skill or some new science or being creative. If you smoke pot you may grow up to find out that you're not good at anything.
      South Park, My Future Self n' Me, 2002
    • I've learned that all a person has in life is family and friends. If you lose those, you have nothing, so friends are to be treasured more than anything else in the world.
      South Park, Prehistoric Ice Man, 1999
    • Living is having ups and downs and sharing them with friends.
      South Park, Prehistoric Ice Man, 1999
    • Sometimes what's right isn't as important as what's profitable.
      South Park, Prehistoric Ice Man, 1999
    • I just realized that there's going to be a lot of painful times in life, so I better learn to deal with it the right way.
      South Park, Raisins, 2003
    • I love life...Yeah, I'm sad, but at the same time, I'm really happy that something could make me feel that sad. It's like...It makes me feel alive, you know. It makes me feel human. The only way I could feel this sad now is if I felt something really good before. So I have to take the bad with the good. So I guess what I'm feeling is like a beautiful sadness.
      South Park, Raisins, 2003
    • Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters, not how we left it.
      South Park, Tweek Vs. Craig, 1999
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