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    • Sometimes people are on the outside looking in because they don't have any money. But sometimes people are on the outside looking in because they don't have any class.
      Waiter Rant blog, 09-12-06
    • Dating%uFFFDs like going on a job interview. You don%uFFFDt know if you%uFFFDll get the job, but if you do, you get to see the interviewee naked.
      Waiter Rant weblog, 04-18-06
    • Angels dancing on the head of a pin dissolve into nothingness at the bedside of a dying child.
      Waiter Rant weblog, 06-21-05
    • Cocooned inside our private dramas we often don't realize life is rolling by us like it should.
      Waiter Rant weblog, 08-29-06
    • The inability to secure a reservation drives yuppies absolutely crazy.
      Waiter Rant weblog, 09-07-05
    • We want God to come and save us. But he won't. God doesn't stop levees from failing, he doesn't stay the force of tsunamis, and he doesn't stop planes from smashing into buildings. Deus Ex Machina is overrated.
      Waiter Rant weblog, 09-09-05
      God
    • But seduction isn't making someone do what they don't want to do. Seduction is enticing someone into doing what they secretly want to do already.
      Waiter Rant weblog, 11-29-05
      Sex
    • Character is forged in the smallest of struggles. Then, when the big challenges come, we're ready.
      Waiter Rant weblog, 12-30-05
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