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"The whole problem can be stated quite simply by asking, 'Is there a meaning to music?' My answer would be, 'Yes.' And 'Can you state in so many words what the meaning is?' My answer to that would be, 'No.'"
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I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.
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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
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I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.
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I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.
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My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.
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My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.
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Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
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When I meet a man I ask myself, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?'
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