Roseanne Barr Quotes

I hate the word housewife; I don't like the word home-maker either. I want to be called Domestic Goddess.

I know how to do anything - I'm a mom.

The thing women have got to learn is that nobody gives you power. You just take it.

The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.

The world makes you into a bitch, no matter how quietly you go, so you may as well go kicking and screaming.

Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.