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    Erma Bombeck Quotes

    American author & humorist

    Quotes by Erma Bombeck

    • A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
    • A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend-and he's a priest.
    • Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.
    • Before you try to keep up with the Joneses, be sure they're not trying to keep up with you.
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