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    Bernice Bobs Her Hair

    by F. Scott Fitzgerald
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    After dark on Saturday night one could stand on the first tee of
    the golf-course and see the country-club windows as a yellow
    expanse over a very black and wavy ocean. The waves of this
    ocean, so to speak, were the heads of many curious caddies, a few
    of the more ingenious chauffeurs, the golf professional's deaf
    sister--and there were usually several stray, diffident waves who
    might have rolled inside had they so desired. This was the

    The balcony was inside. It consisted of the circle of wicker
    chairs that lined the wall of the combination clubroom and
    ballroom. At these Saturday-night dances it was largely feminine;
    a great babel of middle-aged ladies with sharp eyes and icy
    hearts behind lorgnettes and large bosoms. The main function of
    the balcony was critical, it occasionally showed grudging
    admiration, but never approval, for it is well known among ladies
    over thirty-five that when the younger set dance in the
    summer-time it is with the very worst intentions in the world,
    and if they are not bombarded with stony eyes stray couples will
    dance weird barbaric interludes in the corners, and the more
    popular, more dangerous, girls will sometimes be kissed in the
    parked limousines of unsuspecting dowagers.

    But, after all, this critical circle is not close enough to the
    stage to see the actors' faces and catch the subtler byplay. It
    can only frown and lean, ask questions and make satisfactory
    deductions from its set of postulates, such as the one which
    states that every young man with a large income leads the life of
    a hunted partridge. It never really appreciates the drama of the
    shifting, semi-cruel world of adolescence. No; boxes,
    orchestra-circle, principals, and chorus be represented by the
    medley of faces and voices that sway to the plaintive African
    rhythm of Dyer's dance orchestra.

    >From sixteen-year-old Otis Ormonde, who has two more years at
    Hill School, to G. Reece Stoddard, over whose bureau at home
    hangs a Harvard law diploma; from little Madeleine Hogue, whose
    hair still feels strange and uncomfortable on top of her head, to
    Bessie MacRae, who has been the life of the party a little too
    long--more than ten years--the medley is not only the centre of
    the stage but contains the only people capable of getting an
    unobstructed view of it.

    With a flourish and a bang the music stops. The couples exchange
    artificial, effortless smiles, facetiously repeat "LA-de-DA-DA
    dum-DUM," and then the clatter of young feminine voices soars
    over the burst of clapping.

    A few disappointed stags caught in midfloor as they bad been
    about to cut in subsided listlessly back to the walls, because
    this was not like the riotous Christmas dances--these summer
    hops were considered just pleasantly warm and exciting, where
    even the younger marrieds rose and performed ancient waltzes and
    terrifying fox trots to the tolerant amusement of their younger
    brothers and sisters.

    Warren McIntyre, who casually attended Yale, being one of the
    unfortunate stags, felt in his dinner-coat pocket for a cigarette
    and strolled out onto the wide, semidark veranda, where couples
    were scattered at tables, filling the lantern-hung night with
    vague words and hazy laughter. He nodded here and there at the
    less absorbed and as he passed each couple some half-forgotten
    fragment of a story played in his mind, for it was not a large
    city and every one was Who's Who to every one else's past. There,
    for example, were Jim Strain and Ethel Demorest, who had been
    privately engaged for three years. Every one knew that as soon as
    Jim managed to hold a job for more than two months she would
    marry him. Yet how bored they both looked, and how wearily Ethel
    regarded Jim sometimes, as if she wondered why she had trained
    the vines of her affection on such a wind-shaken poplar.

    Warren was nineteen and rather pitying with those of his friends
    who hadn't gone East to college. But, like most boys, he bragged
    tremendously about the girls of his city when he was away from
    it. There was Genevieve Ormonde, who regularly made the rounds of
    dances, house-parties, and football games at Princeton, Yale,
    Williams, and Cornell; there was black-eyed Roberta Dillon, who
    was quite as famous to her own generation as Hiram Johnson or Ty
    Cobb; and, of course, there was Marjorie Harvey, who besides
    having a fairylike face and a dazzling, bewildering tongue was
    already justly celebrated for having turned five cart-wheels in
    succession during the last pump-and-slipper dance at New Haven.

    Warren, who had grown up across the street from Marjorie, had
    long been "crazy about her." Sometimes she seemed to reciprocate
    his feeling with a faint gratitude, but she had tried him by her
    infallible test and informed him gravely that she did not love
    him. Her test was that when she was away from him she forgot him
    and had affairs with other boys. Warren found this discouraging,
    especially as Marjorie had been making little trips all summer,
    and for the first two or three days after each arrival home he
    saw great heaps of mail on the Harveys' hall table addressed to
    her in various masculine handwritings. To make matters worse, all
    during the month of August she had been visited by her cousin
    Bernice from Eau Claire, and it seemed impossible to see her
    alone. It was always necessary to hunt round and find some one to
    take care of Bernice. As August waned this was becoming more and
    more difficult.

    Much as Warren worshipped Marjorie he had to admit that Cousin
    Bernice was sorta dopeless. She was pretty, with dark hair and
    high color, but she was no fun on a party. Every Saturday night
    he danced a long arduous duty dance with her to please Marjorie,
    but he had never been anything but bored in her company.

    "Warren"---a soft voice at his elbow broke in upon his thoughts,
    and he turned to see Marjorie, flushed and radiant as usual. She
    laid a hand on his shoulder and a glow settled almost
    imperceptibly over him.

    "Warren," she whispered "do something for me--dance with Bernice.
    She's been stuck with little Otis Ormonde for almost an

    Warren's glow faded.

    "Why--sure," he answered half-heartedly.

    "You don't mind, do you? I'll see that you don't get stuck."

    "'Sall right."

    Marjorie smiled--that smile that was thanks enough.

    "You're an angel, and I'm obliged loads."

    With a sigh the angel glanced round the veranda, but Bernice and
    Otis were not in sight. He wandered back inside, and there in
    front of the women's dressing-room he found Otis in the centre of
    a group of young men who were convulsed with laughter. Otis was
    brandishing a piece of timber he had picked up, and discoursing

    "She's gone in to fix her hair," he announced wildly. "I'm
    waiting to dance another hour with her."

    Their laughter was renewed.

    "Why don't some of you cut in?" cried Otis resentfully. "She
    likes more variety."

    "Why, Otis," suggested a friend "you've just barely got used to

    "Why the two-by-four, Otis?" inquired Warren, smiling.

    "The two-by-four? Oh, this? This is a club. When she comes out
    I'll hit her on the head and knock her in again."

    Warren collapsed on a settee and howled with glee.

    "Never mind, Otis," he articulated finally. "I'm relieving you
    this time."

    Otis simulated a sudden fainting attack and handed the stick to

    "If you need it, old man," he said hoarsely.

    No matter how beautiful or brilliant a girl may be, the
    reputation of not being frequently cut in on makes her position
    at a dance unfortunate. Perhaps boys prefer her company to that
    of the butterflies with whom they dance a dozen times an but,
    youth in this jazz-nourished generation is temperamentally
    restless, and the idea of fox-trotting more than one full fox
    trot with the same girl is distasteful, not to say odious. When
    it comes to several dances and the intermissions between she can
    be quite sure that a young man, once relieved, will never tread
    on her wayward toes again.

    Warren danced the next full dance with Bernice, and finally,
    thankful for the intermission, he led her to a table on the
    veranda. There was a moment's silence while she did unimpressive
    things with her fan.

    "It's hotter here than in Eau Claire," she said.

    Warren stifled a sigh and nodded. It might be for all he knew or
    cared. He wondered idly whether she was a poor conversationalist
    because she got no attention or got no attention because she was
    a poor conversationalist.

    "You going to be here much longer?" he asked and then turned
    rather red. She might suspect his reasons for asking.

    "Another week," she answered, and stared at him as if to lunge at
    his next remark when it left his lips.

    Warren fidgeted. Then with a sudden charitable impulse he decided
    to try part of his line on her. He turned and looked at her

    "You've got an awfully kissable mouth," he began quietly.

    This was a remark that he sometimes made to girls at college
    proms when they were talking in just such half dark as this.
    Bernice distinctly jumped. She turned an ungraceful red and
    became clumsy with her fan. No one had ever made such a remark to
    her before.

    "Fresh!"---the word had slipped out before she realized it, and
    she bit her lip. Too late she decided to be amused, and offered
    him a flustered smile.

    Warren was annoyed. Though not accustomed to have that remark
    taken seriously, still it usually provoked a laugh or a paragraph
    of sentimental banter. And he hated to be called fresh, except
    in a joking way. His charitable impulse died and he switched the

    "Jim Strain and Ethel Demorest sitting out as usual," he

    This was more in Bernice's line, but a faint regret mingled with
    her relief as the subject changed. Men did not talk to her about
    kissable mouths, but she knew that they talked in some such way
    to other girls.

    "Oh, yes," she said, and laughed. "I hear they've been mooning
    around for years without a red penny. Isn't it silly?"

    Warren's disgust increased. Jim Strain was a close friend of his
    brother's, and anyway he considered it bad form to sneer at
    people for not having money. But Bernice had had no intention of
    sneering. She was merely nervous.


    When Marjorie and Bernice reached home at half after midnight
    they said good night at the top of the stairs. Though cousins,
    they were not intimates. As a matter of fact Marjorie had no
    female intimates--she considered girls stupid. Bernice on the
    contrary all through this parent-arranged visit had rather longed
    to exchange those confidences flavored with giggles and tears
    that she considered an indispensable factor in all feminine
    intercourse. But in this respect she found Marjorie rather cold;
    felt somehow the same difficulty in talking to her that she had
    in talking to men. Marjorie never giggled, was never frightened,
    seldom embarrassed, and in fact had very few of the qualities
    which Bernice considered appropriately and blessedly feminine.

    As Bernice busied herself with tooth-brush and paste this night
    she wondered for the hundredth time why she never had any
    attention when she was away from home. That her family were the
    wealthiest in Eau Claire; that her mother entertained
    tremendously, gave little diners for her daughter before all
    dances and bought her a car of her own to drive round in, never
    occurred to her as factors in her home-town social success. Like
    most girls she had been brought up on the warm milk prepared by
    Annie Fellows Johnston and on novels in which the female was
    beloved because of certain mysterious womanly qualities always
    mentioned but never displayed.

    Bernice felt a vague pain that she was not at present engaged in
    being popular. She did not know that had it not been for
    Marjorie's campaigning she would have danced the entire evening
    with one man; but she knew that even in Eau Claire other girls
    with less position and less pulchritude were given a much bigger
    rush. She attributed this to something subtly unscrupulous in
    those girls. It had never worried her, and if it had her mother
    would have assured her that the other girls cheapened themselves
    and that men really respected girls like Bernice.

    She turned out the light in her bathroom, and on an impulse
    decided to go in and chat for a moment with her aunt Josephine,
    whose light was still on. Her soft slippers bore her noiselessly
    down the carpeted hall, but hearing voices inside she stopped
    near the partly openers door. Then she caught her own name, and
    without any definite intention of eavesdropping lingered--and the
    thread of the conversation going on inside pierced her
    consciousness sharply as if it had been drawn through with a

    "She's absolutely hopeless!" It was Marjorie's voice. "Oh, I know
    what you're going to say! So many people have told you how
    pretty and sweet she is, and how she can cook! What of it? She
    has a bum time. Men don't like her."

    "What's a little cheap popularity?"

    Mrs. Harvey sounded annoyed.

    "It's everything when you're eighteen," said Marjorie
    emphatically. "I've done my best. I've been polite and I've made
    men dance with her, but they just won't stand being bored. When I
    think of that gorgeous coloring wasted on such a ninny, and
    think what Martha Carey could do with it--oh!"

    "There's no courtesy these days."

    Mrs. Harvey's voice implied that modern situations were too much
    for her. When she was a girl all young ladies who belonged to
    nice families had glorious times.

    "Well," said Marjorie, "no girl can permanently bolster up a
    lame-duck visitor, because these days it's every girl for
    herself. I've even tried to drop hints about clothes and things,
    and she's been furious--given me the funniest looks. She's
    sensitive enough to know she's not getting away with much, but
    I'll bet she consoles herself by thinking that she's very
    virtuous and that I'm too gay and fickle and will come to a bad
    end. All unpopular girls think that way. Sour grapes! Sarah
    Hopkins refers to Genevieve and Roberta and me as gardenia girls!
    I'll bet she'd give ten years of her life and her European
    education to be a gardenia girl and have three or four men in
    love with her and be cut in on every few feet at dances."

    "It seems to me," interrupted Mrs. Harvey rather wearily, "that
    you ought to be able to do something for Bernice. I know she's
    not very vivacious."

    Marjorie groaned.

    "Vivacious! Good grief! I've never heard her say anything to a
    boy except that it's hot or the floor's crowded or that she's
    going to school in New York next year. Sometimes she asks them
    what kind of car they have and tells them the kind she has.

    There was a short silence and then Mrs. Harvey took up her

    "All I know is that other girls not half so sweet and attractive
    get partners. Martha Carey, for instance, is stout and loud, and
    her mother is distinctly common. Roberta Dillon is so thin this
    year that she looks as though Arizona were the place for her.
    She's dancing herself to death."

    "But, mother," objected Marjorie impatiently, "Martha is cheerful
    and awfully witty and an awfully slick girl, and Roberta's a
    marvellous dancer. She's been popular for ages!"

    Mrs. Harvey yawned.

    "I think it's that crazy Indian blood in Bernice," continued
    Marjorie. "Maybe she's a reversion to type. Indian women all
    just sat round and never said anything."

    "Go to bed, you silly child," laughed Mrs. Harvey. "I wouldn't
    have told you that if I'd thought you were going to remember it.
    And I think most of your ideas are perfectly idiotic," she
    finished sleepily.

    There was another silence, while Marjorie considered whether or
    not convincing her mother was worth the trouble. People over
    forty can seldom be permanently convinced of anything. At
    eighteen our convictions are hills from which we look; at
    forty-five they are caves in which we hide.

    Having decided this, Marjorie said good night. When she came out
    into the hall it was quite empty.


    While Marjorie was breakfasting late next day Bernice came into
    the room with a rather formal good morning, sat down opposite,
    stared intently over and slightly moistened her lips.

    "What's on your mind?" inquired Marjorie, rather puzzled.

    Bernice paused before she threw her hand-grenade.

    "I heard what you said about me to your mother last night."

    Marjorie was startled, but she showed only a faintly heightened
    color and her voice was quite even when she spoke.

    "Where were you?"

    "In the hall. I didn't mean to listen--at first."

    After an involuntary look of contempt Marjorie dropped her eyes
    and became very interested in balancing a stray corn-flake on her

    "I guess I'd better go back to Eau Claire--if I'm such a
    nuisance." Bernice's lower lip was trembling violently and she
    continued on a wavering note: "I've tried to be nice, and--and
    I've been first neglected and then insulted. No one ever visited
    me and got such treatment."

    Marjorie was silent.

    "But I'm in the way, I see. I'm a drag on you. Your friends don't
    like me." She paused, and then remembered another one of her
    grievances. "Of course I was furious last week when you tried to
    hint to me that that dress was unbecoming. Don't you think I know
    how to dress myself?"

    "No," murmured less than half-aloud.


    "I didn't hint anything," said Marjorie succinctly. "I said, as I
    remember, that it was better to wear a becoming dress three
    times straight than to alternate it with two frights."

    "Do you think that was a very nice thing to say?"

    "I wasn't trying to be nice." Then after a pause: "When do you
    want to go?"

    Bernice drew in her breath sharply.

    "Oh!" It was a little half-cry.

    Marjorie looked up in surprise.

    "Didn't you say you were going?"

    "Yes, but---"

    "Oh, you were only bluffing!"

    They stared at each other across the breakfast-table for a
    moment. Misty waves were passing before Bernice's eyes, while
    Marjorie's face wore that rather hard expression that she used
    when slightly intoxicated undergraduate's were making love to

    "So you were bluffing," she repeated as if it were what she might
    have expected.

    Bernice admitted it by bursting into tears. Marjorie's eyes
    showed boredom.

    "You're my cousin," sobbed Bernice. "I'm v-v-visiting you. I was
    to stay a month, and if I go home my mother will know and she'll

    Marjorie waited until the shower of broken words collapsed into
    little sniffles.

    "I'll give you my month's allowance," she said coldly, "and you
    can spend this last week anywhere you want. There's a very nice

    Bernice's sobs rose to a flute note, and rising of a sudden she
    fled from the room.

    An hour later, while Marjorie was in the library absorbed in
    composing one of those non-committal marvelously elusive letters
    that only a young girl can write, Bernice reappeared, very
    red-eyed, and consciously calm. She cast no glance at Marjorie
    but took a book at random from the shelf and sat down as if to
    read. Marjorie seemed absorbed in her letter and continued
    writing. When the clock showed noon Bernice closed her book with
    a snap.

    "I suppose I'd better get my railroad ticket."

    This was not the beginning of the speech she had rehearsed
    up-stairs, but as Marjorie was not getting her cues--wasn't
    urging her to be reasonable; it's an a mistake--it was the best
    opening she could muster.

    "Just wait till I finish this letter," said Marjorie without
    looking round. "I want to get it off in the next mail."

    After another minute, during which her pen scratched busily, she
    turned round and relaxed with an air of "at your service." Again
    Bernice had to speak.

    "Do you want me to go home?"

    "Well," said Marjorie, considering, "I suppose if you're not
    having a good time you'd better go. No use being miserable."

    "Don't you think common kindness---"

    "Oh, please don't quote 'Little Women'!" cried Marjorie
    impatiently. "That's out of style."

    "You think so?"

    "Heavens, yes! What modern girl could live like those inane

    "They were the models for our mothers."

    Marjorie laughed.

    "Yes, they were--not! Besides, our mothers were all very well in
    their way, but they know very little about their daughters'

    Bernice drew herself up.

    "Please don't talk about my mother."

    Marjorie laughed.

    "I don't think I mentioned her."

    Bernice felt that she was being led away from her subject.

    "Do you think you've treated me very well?"

    "I've done my best. You're rather hard material to work with."

    The lids of Bernice's eyes reddened.

    "I think you're hard and selfish, and you haven't a feminine
    quality in you."

    "Oh, my Lord!" cried Marjorie in desperation "You little nut!
    Girls like you are responsible for all the tiresome colorless
    marriages; all those ghastly inefficiencies that pass as feminine
    qualities. What a blow it must be when a man with imagination
    marries the beautiful bundle of clothes that he's been building
    ideals round, and finds that she's just a weak, whining, cowardly
    mass of affectations!"

    Bernice's mouth had slipped half open.

    "The womanly woman!" continued Marjorie. "Her whole early life is
    occupied in whining criticisms of girls like me who really do
    have a good time."

    Bernice's jaw descended farther as Marjorie's voice rose.

    "There's some excuse for an ugly girl whining. If I'd been
    irretrievably ugly I'd never have forgiven my parents for
    bringing me into the world. But you're starting life without any
    handicap--" Marjorie's little fist clinched, "If you expect me to
    weep with you you'll be disappointed. Go or stay, just as you
    like." And picking up her letters she left the room.

    Bernice claimed a headache and failed to appear at luncheon. They
    had a matinee date for the afternoon, but the headache
    persisting, Marjorie made explanation to a not very downcast boy.
    But when she returned late in the afternoon she found Bernice
    with a strangely set face waiting for her in her bedroom.

    "I've decided," began Bernice without preliminaries, "that maybe
    you're right about things--possibly not. But if you'll tell me
    why your friends aren't--aren't interested in me I'll see if I
    can do what you want me to."

    Marjorie was at the mirror shaking down her hair.

    "Do you mean it?"


    "Without reservations? Will you do exactly what I say?"

    "Well, I---"

    "Well nothing! Will you do exactly as I say?"

    "If they're sensible things."

    "They're not! You're no case for sensible things."

    "Are you going to make--to recommend---"

    "Yes, everything. If I tell you to take boxing-lessons you'll
    have to do it. Write home and tell your mother you're going' to
    stay another two weeks.

    "If you'll tell me---"

    "All right--I'll just give you a few examples now. First you have
    no ease of manner. Why? Because you're never sure about your
    personal appearance. When a girl feels that she's perfectly
    groomed and dressed she can forget that part of her. That's
    charm. The more parts of yourself you can afford to forget the
    more charm you have."

    "Don't I look all right?"

    "No; for instance you never take care of your eyebrows. They're
    black and lustrous, but by leaving them straggly they're a
    blemish. They'd be beautiful if you'd take care of them in
    one-tenth the time you take doing nothing. You're going to brush
    them so that they'll grow straight."

    Bernice raised the brows in question.

    "Do you mean to say that men notice eyebrows?"

    "Yes--subconsciously. And when you go home you ought to have your
    teeth straightened a little. It's almost imperceptible,

    "But I thought," interrupted Bernice in bewilderment, "that you
    despised little dainty feminine things like that."

    "I hate dainty minds," answered Marjorie. "But a girl has to be
    dainty in person. If she looks like a million dollars she can
    talk about Russia, ping-pong, or the League of Nations and get
    away with it."

    "What else?"

    "Oh, I'm just beginning! There's your dancing."

    "Don't I dance all right?"

    "No, you don't--you lean on a man; yes, you do--ever so slightly.
    I noticed it when we were dancing together yesterday. And you
    dance standing up straight instead of bending over a little.
    Probably some old lady on the side-line once told you that you
    looked so dignified that way. But except with a very small girl
    it's much harder on the man, and he's the one that counts."

    "Go on." Bernice's brain was reeling.

    "Well, you've got to learn to be nice to men who are sad birds.
    You look as if you'd been insulted whenever you're thrown with
    any except the most popular boys. Why, Bernice, I'm cut in on
    every few feet--and who does most of it? Why, those very sad
    birds. No girl can afford to neglect them. They're the big part
    of any crowd. Young boys too shy to talk are the very best
    conversational practice. Clumsy boys are the best dancing
    practice. If you can follow them and yet look graceful you can
    follow a baby tank across a barb-wire sky-scraper."

    Bernice sighed profoundly, but Marjorie was not through.

    "If you go to a dance and really amuse, say, three sad birds that
    dance with you; if you talk so well to them that they forget
    they're stuck with you, you've done something. They'll come back
    next time, and gradually so many sad birds will dance with you
    that the attractive boys will see there's no danger of being
    stuck--then they'll dance with you."

    "Yes," agreed Bernice faintly. "I think I begin to see."

    "And finally," concluded Marjorie, "poise and charm will just
    come. You'll wake up some morning knowing you've attained it and
    men will know it too."

    Bernice rose.

    "It's been awfully kind of you--but nobody's ever talked to me
    like this before, and I feel sort of startled."

    Marjorie made no answer but gazed pensively at her own image in
    the mirror.

    "You're a peach to help me," continued Bernice.

    Still Marjorie did not answer, and Bernice thought she had seemed
    too grateful.

    "I know you don't like sentiment," she said timidly.

    Marjorie turned to her quickly.

    "Oh, I wasn't thinking about that. I was considering whether we
    hadn't better bob your hair."

    Bernice collapsed backward upon the bed.


    On the following Wednesday evening there was a dinner-dance at
    the country club. When the guests strolled in Bernice found her
    place-card with a slight feeling of irritation. Though at her
    right sat G. Reece Stoddard, a most desirable and distinguished
    young bachelor, the all-important left held only Charley Paulson.
    Charley lacked height, beauty, and social shrewdness, and in her
    new enlightenment Bernice decided that his only qualification to
    be her partner was that he had never been stuck with her. But
    this feeling of irritation left with the last of the soup-plates,
    and Marjorie's specific instruction came to her. Swallowing her
    pride she turned to Charley Paulson and plunged.

    "Do you think I ought to bob my hair, Mr. Charley Paulson?"

    Charley looked up in surprise.


    "Because I'm considering it. It's such a sure and easy way of
    attracting attention."

    Charley smiled pleasantly. He could not know this had been
    rehearsed. He replied that he didn't know much about bobbed hair.
    But Bernice was there to tell him.

    "I want to be a society vampire, you see," she announced coolly,
    and went on to inform him that bobbed hair was the necessary
    prelude. She added that she wanted to ask his advice, because she
    had heard he was so critical about girls.

    Charley, who knew as much about the psychology of women as he did
    of the mental states of Buddhist contemplatives, felt vaguely

    "So I've decided," she continued, her voice rising slightly,
    "that early next week I'm going down to the Sevier Hotel
    barber-shop, sit in the first chair, and get my hair bobbed." She
    faltered noticing that the people near her had paused in their
    conversation and were listening; but after a confused second
    Marjorie's coaching told, and she finished her paragraph to the
    vicinity at large. "Of course I'm charging admission, but if
    you'll all come down and encourage me I'll issue passes for the
    inside seats."

    There was a ripple of appreciative laughter, and under cover of
    it G. Reece Stoddard leaned over quickly and said close to her
    ear: "I'll take a box right now."

    She met his eyes and smiled as if he had said something
    surprisingly brilliant.

    "Do you believe in bobbed hair?" asked G. Reece in the same

    "I think it's unmoral," affirmed Bernice gravely. "But, of
    course, you've either got to amuse people or feed 'em or shock
    'em." Marjorie had culled this from Oscar Wilde. It was greeted
    with a ripple of laughter from the men and a series of quick,
    intent looks from the girls. And then as though she had said
    nothing of wit or moment Bernice turned again to Charley and
    spoke confidentially in his ear.

    "I want to ask you your opinion of several people. I imagine
    you're a wonderful judge of character."

    Charley thrilled faintly--paid her a subtle compliment by
    overturning her water.

    Two hours later, while Warren McIntyre was standing passively in
    the stag line abstractedly watching the dancers and wondering
    whither and with whom Marjorie had disappeared, an unrelated
    perception began to creep slowly upon him--a perception that
    Bernice, cousin to Marjorie, had been cut in on several times in
    the past five minutes. He closed his eyes, opened them and looked
    again. Several minutes back she had been dancing with a visiting
    boy, a matter easily accounted for; a visiting boy would know no
    better. But now she was dancing with some one else, and there
    was Charley Paulson headed for her with enthusiastic
    determination in his eye. Funny--Charley seldom danced with more
    than three girls an evening.

    Warren was distinctly surprised when--the exchange having been
    effected--the man relieved proved to be none ether than G. Reece
    Stoddard himself. And G. Reece seemed not at all jubilant at
    being relieved. Next time Bernice danced near, Warren regarded
    her intently. Yes, she was pretty, distinctly pretty; and
    to-night her face seemed really vivacious. She had that look that
    no woman, however histrionically proficient, can successfully
    counterfeit--she looked as if she were having a good time. He
    liked the way she had her hair arranged, wondered if it was
    brilliantine that made it glisten so. And that dress was
    becoming--a dark red that set off her shadowy eyes and high
    coloring. He remembered that he had thought her pretty when she
    first came to town, before he had realized that she was dull. Too
    bad she was dull--dull girls unbearable--certainly pretty

    His thoughts zigzagged back to Marjorie. This disappearance would
    be like other disappearances. When she reappeared he would
    demand where she had been--would be told emphatically that it was
    none of his business. What a pity she was so sure of him! She
    basked in the knowledge that no other girl in town interested
    him; she defied him to fall in love with Genevieve or

    Warren sighed. The way to Marjorie's affections was a labyrinth
    indeed. He looked up. Bernice was again dancing with the visiting
    boy. Half unconsciously he took a step out from the stag line in
    her direction, and hesitated. Then he said to himself that it
    was charity. He walked toward her --collided suddenly with G.
    Reece Stoddard.

    "Pardon me," said Warren.

    But G. Reece had not stopped to apologize. He had again cut in on

    That night at one o'clock Marjorie, with one hand on the
    electric-light switch in the hall, turned to take a last look at
    Bernice's sparkling eyes.

    "So it worked?"

    "Oh, Marjorie, yes!" cried Bernice.

    "I saw you were having a gay time."

    "I did! The only trouble was that about midnight I ran short of
    talk. I had to repeat myself-- with different men of course. I
    hope they won't compare notes."

    "Men don't," said Marjorie, yawning, "and it wouldn't matter if
    they did--they'd think you were even trickier."

    She snapped out the light, and as they started up the stairs
    Bernice grasped the banister thankfully. For the first time in
    her life she had been danced tired.

    "You see," said Marjorie it the top of the stairs, "one man sees
    another man cut in and he thinks there must be something there.
    Well, we'll fix up some new stuff to-morrow. Good night."

    "Good night."

    As Bernice took down her hair she passed the evening before her
    in review. She had followed instructions exactly. Even when
    Charley Paulson cut in for the eighth time she had simulated
    delight and had apparently been both interested and flattered.
    She had not talked about the weather or Eau Claire or automobiles
    or her school, but had confined her conversation to me, you, and

    But a few minutes before she fell asleep a rebellious thought was
    churning drowsily in her brain--after all, it was she who had
    done it. Marjorie, to be sure, had given her her conversation,
    but then Marjorie got much of her conversation out of things she
    read. Bernice had bought the red dress, though she had never
    valued it highly before Marjorie dug it out of her trunk--and her
    own voice had said the words, her own lips had smiled, her own
    feet had danced. Marjorie nice girl--vain, though--nice
    evening--nice boys--like Warren--Warren--Warren-- what's his

    She fell asleep.


    To Bernice the next week was a revelation. With the feeling that
    people really enjoyed looking at her and listening to her came
    the foundation of self-confidence. Of course there were numerous
    mistakes at first. She did not know, for instance, that
    Draycott Deyo was studying for the ministry; she was unaware that
    he had cut in on her because he thought she was a quiet,
    reserved girl. Had she known these things she would not have
    treated him to the line which began "Hello, Shell Shock!" and
    continued with the bathtub story--"It takes a frightful lot of
    energy to fix my hair in the summer--there's so much of it--so I
    always fix it first and powder my face and put on my hat; then I
    get into the bathtub, and dress afterward. Don't you think that's
    the best plan?"

    Though Draycott Deyo was in the throes of difficulties concerning
    baptism by immersion and might possibly have seen a connection,
    it must be admitted that he did not. He considered feminine
    bathing an immoral subject, and gave her some of his ideas on the
    depravity of modern society.

    But to offset that unfortunate occurrence Bernice had several
    signal successes to her credit. Little Otis Ormonde pleaded off
    from a trip East and elected instead to follow her with a
    puppylike devotion, to the amusement of his crowd and to the
    irritation of G. Reece Stoddard, several of whose afternoon calls
    Otis completely ruined by the disgusting tenderness of the
    glances he bent on Bernice. He even told her the story of the
    two-by-four and the dressing-room to show her how frightfully
    mistaken he and every one else had been in their first judgment
    of her. Bernice laughed off that incident with a slight sinking

    Of all Bernice's conversation perhaps the best known and most
    universally approved was the line about the bobbing of her hair.

    "Oh, Bernice, when you goin' to get the hair bobbed?"

    "Day after to-morrow maybe," she would reply, laughing. "Will you
    come and see me? Because I'm counting on you, you know."

    "Will we? You know! But you better hurry up."

    Bernice, whose tonsorial intentions were strictly dishonorable,
    would laugh again.

    "Pretty soon now. You'd be surprised."

    But perhaps the most significant symbol of her success was the
    gray car of the hypercritical Warren McIntyre, parked daily in
    front of the Harvey house. At first the parlor-maid was
    distinctly startled when he asked for Bernice instead of
    Marjorie; after a week of it she told the cook that Miss Bernice
    had gotta holda Miss Marjorie's best fella.

    And Miss Bernice had. Perhaps it began with Warren's desire to
    rouse jealousy in Marjorie; perhaps it was the familiar though
    unrecognized strain of Marjorie in Bernice's conversation;
    perhaps it was both of these and something of sincere attraction
    besides. But somehow the collective mind of the younger set knew
    within a week that Marjorie's most reliable beau had made an
    amazing face-about and was giving an indisputable rush to
    Marjorie's guest. The question of the moment was how Marjorie
    would take it. Warren called Bernice on the 'phone twice a day,
    sent her notes, and they were frequently seen together in his
    roadster, obviously engrossed in one of those tense, significant
    conversations as to whether or not he was sincere.

    Marjorie on being twitted only laughed. She said she was mighty
    glad that Warren had at last found some one who appreciated him.
    So the younger set laughed, too, and guessed that Marjorie didn't
    care and let it go at that.

    One afternoon when there were only three days left of her visit
    Bernice was waiting in the hall for Warren, with whom she was
    going to a bridge party. She was in rather a blissful mood, and
    when Marjorie--also bound for the party--appeared beside her and
    began casually to adjust her hat in the mirror, Bernice was
    utterly unprepared for anything in the nature of a clash.
    Marjorie did her work very coldly and succinctly in three

    "You may as well get Warren out of your head," she said coldly.

    "What?" Bernice was utterly astounded.

    "You may as well stop making a fool of yourself over Warren
    McIntyre. He doesn't care a snap of his fingers about you."

    For a tense moment they regarded each other--Marjorie scornful,
    aloof; Bernice astounded, half-angry, half-afraid. Then two cars
    drove up in front of the house and there was a riotous honking.
    Both of them gasped faintly, turned, and side by side hurried

    All through the bridge party Bernice strove in vain to master a
    rising uneasiness. She had offended Marjorie, the sphinx of
    sphinxes. With the most wholesome and innocent intentions in the
    world she had stolen Marjorie's property. She felt suddenly and
    horribly guilty. After the bridge game, when they sat in an
    informal circle and the conversation became general, the storm
    gradually broke. Little Otis Ormonde inadvertently precipitated

    "When you going back to kindergarten, Otis?" some one had asked.

    "Me? Day Bernice gets her hair bobbed."

    "Then your education's over," said Marjorie quickly. "That's only
    a bluff of hers. I should think you'd have realized."

    "That a fact?" demanded Otis, giving Bernice a reproachful

    Bernice's ears burned as she tried to think up an effectual
    come-back. In the face of this direct attack her imagination was

    "There's a lot of bluffs in the world," continued Marjorie quite
    pleasantly. "I should think you'd be young enough to know that,

    "Well," said Otis, "maybe so. But gee! With a line like

    "Really?" yawned Marjorie. "What's her latest bon mot?"

    No one seemed to know. In fact, Bernice, having trifled with her
    muse's beau, had said nothing memorable of late.

    "Was that really all a line?" asked Roberta curiously.

    Bernice hesitated. She felt that wit in some form was demanded of
    her, but under her cousin's suddenly frigid eyes she was
    completely incapacitated.

    "I don't know," she stalled.

    "Splush!" said Marjorie. "Admit it!"

    Bernice saw that Warren's eyes had left a ukulele he had been
    tinkering with and were fixed on her questioningly.

    "Oh, I don't know!" she repeated steadily. Her cheeks were

    "Splush!" remarked Marjorie again.

    "Come through, Bernice," urged Otis. "Tell her where to get off."
    Bernice looked round again--she seemed unable to get away from
    Warren's eyes.

    "I like bobbed hair," she said hurriedly, as if he had asked her
    a question, "and I intend to bob mine."

    "When?" demanded Marjorie.

    "Any time."

    "No time like the present," suggested Roberta.

    Otis jumped to his feet.

    "Good stuff!" he cried. "We'll have a summer bobbing party.
    Sevier Hotel barber-shop, I think you said."

    In an instant all were on their feet. Bernice's heart throbbed

    "What?" she gasped.

    Out of the group came Marjorie's voice, very clear and

    "Don't worry--she'll back out!"

    "Come on, Bernice!" cried Otis, starting toward the door.

    Four eyes--Warren's and Marjorie's--stared at her, challenged
    her, defied her. For another second she wavered wildly.

    "All right," she said swiftly "I don't care if I do."

    An eternity of minutes later, riding down-town through the late
    afternoon beside Warren, the others following in Roberta's car
    close behind, Bernice had all the sensations of Marie Antoinette
    bound for the guillotine in a tumbrel. Vaguely she wondered why
    she did not cry out that it was all a mistake. It was all she
    could do to keep from clutching her hair with both bands to
    protect it from the suddenly hostile world. Yet she did neither.
    Even the thought of her mother was no deterrent now. This was the
    test supreme of her sportsmanship; her right to walk
    unchallenged in the starry heaven of popular girls.

    Warren was moodily silent, and when they came to the hotel he
    drew up at the curb and nodded to Bernice to precede him out.
    Roberta's car emptied a laughing crowd into the shop, which
    presented two bold plate-glass windows to the street.

    Bernice stood on the curb and looked at the sign, Sevier
    Barber-Shop. It was a guillotine indeed, and the hangman was the
    first barber, who, attired in a white coat and smoking a
    cigarette, leaned non-chalantly against the first chair. He must
    have heard of her; he must have been waiting all week, smoking
    eternal cigarettes beside that portentous, too-often-mentioned
    first chair. Would they blind-fold her? No, but they would tie a
    white cloth round her neck lest any of her blood--nonsense--hair--should
    get on her clothes.

    "All right, Bernice," said Warren quickly.

    With her chin in the air she crossed the sidewalk, pushed open
    the swinging screen-door, and giving not a glance to the
    uproarious, riotous row that occupied the waiting bench, went up
    to the fat barber.

    "I want you to bob my hair."

    The first barber's mouth slid somewhat open. His cigarette
    dropped to the floor.


    "My hair--bob it!"

    Refusing further preliminaries, Bernice took her seat on high. A
    man in the chair next to her turned on his side and gave her a
    glance, half lather, half amazement. One barber started and
    spoiled little Willy Schuneman's monthly haircut. Mr. O'Reilly in
    the last chair grunted and swore musically in ancient Gaelic as
    a razor bit into his cheek. Two bootblacks became wide-eyed and
    rushed for her feet. No, Bernice didn't care for a shine.

    Outside a passer-by stopped and stared; a couple joined him; half
    a dozen small boys' nose sprang into life, flattened against the
    glass; and snatches of conversation borne on the summer breeze
    drifted in through the screen-door.

    "Lookada long hair on a kid!"

    "Where'd yuh get 'at stuff? 'At's a bearded lady he just finished

    But Bernice saw nothing, heard nothing. Her only living sense
    told her that this man in the white coat had removed one
    tortoise-shell comb and then another; that his fingers were
    fumbling clumsily with unfamiliar hairpins; that this hair, this
    wonderful hair of hers, was going--she would never again feel its
    long voluptuous pull as it hung in a dark-brown glory down her
    back. For a second she was near breaking down, and then the
    picture before her swam mechanically into her vision--Marjorie's
    mouth curling in a faint ironic smile as if to say:

    "Give up and get down! You tried to buck me and I called your
    bluff. You see you haven't got a prayer."

    And some last energy rose up in Bernice, for she clinched her
    hands under the white cloth, and there was a curious narrowing of
    her eyes that Marjorie remarked on to some one long afterward.

    Twenty minutes later the barber swung her round to face the
    mirror, and she flinched at the full extent of the damage that
    had been wrought. Her hair was not curls and now it lay in lank
    lifeless blocks on both sides of her suddenly pale face. It was
    ugly as sin--she had known it would be ugly as sin. Her face's
    chief charm had been a Madonna-like simplicity. Now that was gone
    and she was--well frightfully mediocre--not stagy; only
    ridiculous, like a Greenwich Villager who had left her spectacles
    at home.

    As she climbed down from the chair she tried to smile--failed
    miserably. She saw two of the girls exchange glances; noticed
    Marjorie's mouth curved in attenuated mockery--and that Warren's
    eyes were suddenly very cold.

    "You see,"--her words fell into an awkward pause--"I've done it."

    "Yes, you've--done it," admitted Warren.

    "Do you like it?"

    There was a half-hearted "Sure" from two or three voices, another
    awkward pause, and then Marjorie turned swiftly and with
    serpentlike intensity to Warren.

    "Would you mind running me down to the cleaners?" she asked.
    "I've simply got to get a dress there before supper. Roberta's
    driving right home and she can take the others."

    Warren stared abstractedly at some infinite speck out the window.
    Then for an instant his eyes rested coldly on Bernice before
    they turned to Marjorie.

    "Be glad to," he said slowly.


    Bernice did not fully realize the outrageous trap that had been
    set for her until she met her aunt's amazed glance just before

    "Why Bernice!"

    "I've bobbed it, Aunt Josephine."

    "Why, child!"

    "Do you like it?"

    "Why Bernice!"

    "I suppose I've shocked you."

    "No, but what'll Mrs. Deyo think tomorrow night? Bernice, you
    should have waited until after the Deyo's dance--you should have
    waited if you wanted to do that."

    "It was sudden, Aunt Josephine. Anyway, why does it matter to
    Mrs. Deyo particularly?"

    "Why child," cried Mrs. Harvey, "in her paper on 'The Foibles of
    the Younger Generation' that she read at the last meeting of the
    Thursday Club she devoted fifteen minutes to bobbed hair. It's
    her pet abomination. And the dance is for you and Marjorie!"

    "I'm sorry."

    "Oh, Bernice, what'll your mother say? She'll think I let you do

    "I'm sorry."

    Dinner was an agony. She had made a hasty attempt with a
    curling-iron, and burned her finger and much hair. She could see
    that her aunt was both worried and grieved, and her uncle kept
    saying, "Well, I'll be darned!" over and over in a hurt and
    faintly hostile torte. And Marjorie sat very quietly, intrenched
    behind a faint smile, a faintly mocking smile.

    Somehow she got through the evening. Three boy's called; Marjorie
    disappeared with one of them, and Bernice made a listless
    unsuccessful attempt to entertain the two others--sighed
    thankfully as she climbed the stairs to her room at half past
    ten. What a day!

    When she had undressed for the night the door opened and Marjorie
    came in.

    "Bernice," she said "I'm awfully sorry about the Deyo dance. I'll
    give you my word of honor I'd forgotten all about it."

    "'Sall right," said Bernice shortly. Standing before the mirror
    she passed her comb slowly through her short hair.

    "I'll take you down-town to-morrow," continued Marjorie, "and the
    hairdresser'll fix it so you'll look slick. I didn't imagine
    you'd go through with it. I'm really mighty sorry."

    "Oh, 'sall right!"

    "Still it's your last night, so I suppose it won't matter much."

    Then Bernice winced as Marjorie tossed her own hair over her
    shoulders and began to twist it slowly into two long blond braids
    until in her cream-colored negligee she looked like a delicate
    painting of some Saxon princess. Fascinated, Bernice watched the
    braids grow. Heavy and luxurious they were moving under the
    supple fingers like restive snakes--and to Bernice remained this
    relic and the curling-iron and a to-morrow full of eyes. She
    could see G. Reece Stoddard, who liked her, assuming his Harvard
    manner and telling his dinner partner that Bernice shouldn't have
    been allowed to go to the movies so much; she could see Draycott
    Deyo exchanging glances with his mother and then being
    conscientiously charitable to her. But then perhaps by to-morrow
    Mrs. Deyo would have heard the news; would send round an icy
    little note requesting that she fail to appear--and behind her
    back they would all laugh and know that Marjorie had made a fool
    of her; that her chance at beauty had been sacrificed to the
    jealous whim of a selfish girl. She sat down suddenly before the
    mirror, biting the inside of her cheek.

    "I like it," she said with an effort. "I think it'll be

    Marjorie smiled.

    "It looks all right. For heaven's sake, don't let it worry you!"

    "I won't."

    "Good night Bernice."

    But as the door closed something snapped within Bernice. She
    sprang dynamically to her feet, clinching her hands, then swiftly
    and noiseless crossed over to her bed and from underneath it
    dragged out her suitcase. Into it she tossed toilet articles and
    a change of clothing, Then she turned to her trunk and quickly
    dumped in two drawerfulls of lingerie and stammer dresses. She
    moved quietly. but deadly efficiency, and in three-quarters of an
    hour her trunk was locked and strapped and she was fully dressed
    in a becoming new travelling suit that Marjorie had helped her
    pick out.

    Sitting down at her desk she wrote a short note to Mrs. Harvey,
    in which she briefly outlined her reasons for going. She sealed
    it, addressed it, and laid it on her pillow. She glanced at her
    watch. The train left at one, and she knew that if she walked
    down to the Marborough Hotel two blocks away she could easily get
    a taxicab.

    Suddenly she drew in her breath sharply and an expression flashed
    into her eyes that a practiced character reader might have
    connected vaguely with the set look she had worn in the barber's
    chair--somehow a development of it. It was quite a new look for
    Bernice--and it carried consequences.

    She went stealthily to the bureau, picked up an article that lay
    there, and turning out all the lights stood quietly until her
    eyes became accustomed to the darkness. Softly she pushed open
    the door to Marjorie's room. She heard the quiet, even breathing
    of an untroubled conscience asleep.

    She was by the bedside now, very deliberate and calm. She acted
    swiftly. Bending over she found one of the braids of Marjorie's
    hair, followed it up with her hand to the point nearest the head,
    and then holding it a little slack so that the sleeper would
    feel no pull, she reached down with the shears and severed it.
    With the pigtail in her hand she held her breath. Marjorie had
    muttered something in her sleep. Bernice deftly amputated the
    other braid, paused for an instant, and then flitted swiftly and
    silently back to her own room.

    Down-stairs she opened the big front door, closed it carefully
    behind her, and feeling oddly happy and exuberant stepped off the
    porch into the moonlight, swinging her heavy grip like a
    shopping-bag. After a minute's brisk walk she discovered that her
    left hand still held the two blond braids. She laughed
    unexpectedly--had to shut her mouth hard to keep from emitting an
    absolute peal. She was passing Warren's house now, and on the
    impulse she set down her baggage, and swinging the braids like
    piece of rope flung them at the wooden porch, where they landed
    with a slight thud. She laughed again, no longer restraining

    "Huh," she giggled wildly. "Scalp the selfish thing!"

    Then picking up her staircase she set off at a half-run down the
    moonlit street.
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