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    An Autumn Encounter

    by Kenneth Grahame
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    For yet another mile or two the hot dusty road runs through level
    fields, till it reaches yonder shoulder of the downs, already golden
    three-parts up with ripening corn. Thitherwards lies my inevitable
    way; and now that home is almost in sight it seems hard that the last
    part of the long day's sweltering and delightful tramp must needs be
    haunted by that hateful speck, black on the effulgence of the slope.
    Did I not know he was only a scarecrow, the thing might be in a way
    companionable: a pleasant suggestive surmise, piquing curiosity,
    gilding this last weary stage with some magic of expectancy. But I
    passed close by him on my way out. Early as I was, he was already up
    and doing, eager to introduce himself. He leered after me as I swung
    down the road, -- mimicked my gait, as it seemed, in a most
    uncalled-for way; and when I looked back, he was blowing derisive
    kisses of farewell with his empty sleeve.

    I had succeeded, however, in shaking off the recollection between the
    morning's start and now; so it was annoying that he should force
    himself on me, just when there was no getting rid of him. At this
    distance, however, he might be anything. An indeterminate blot, it
    seems to waver, to falter, to come and vanish again in the quivering,
    heated air. Even so, in the old time, leaning on that familiar gate --
    are the tell-tale inwoven initials still decipherable? -- I used to
    watch Her pacing demurely towards me through the corn. It was
    ridiculous, it was fatuous, under all the circumstances it was
    monstrous, and yet{...}! We were both under twenty, so She was She,
    and I was I, and there were only we three the wide world over, she and
    I and the unbetraying gate. Porta eburnea! False visions alone sped
    through you, though Cupid was wont to light on your topmost bar, and
    preen his glowing plumes. And to think that I should see her once
    more, coming down the path as if not a day had passed, hesitating as
    of old, and then -- but surely her ankles seem -- Confound that
    scarecrow!...

    His sex is by this time painfully evident; also his condition in life,
    which is as of one looking back on better days. And now he is upon a
    new tack. Though here on the level it is still sultry and airless, an
    evening breeze is playing briskly along the slope where he stands, and
    one sleeve saws the air violently; the other is pointed stiffly
    heavenwards. It is all plain enough, my poor friend! The sins of the
    world are a heavy burden and a grievous unto you. You have a mission,
    you must testify; it will forth, in season and out of season. For man,
    he wakes and sleeps and sins betimes: but crows sin steadily, without
    any cessation. And this unhappy state of things is your own particular
    business. Even at this distance I seem to hear you rasping it:
    ''Salvation, damnation, damnation, salvation!'' And the jolly earth
    smiles in the perfect evenglow, and the corn ripples and laughs all
    round you, and one young rook (only fledged this year, too!), after an
    excellent simulation of prostrate, heart-broken penitence, soars
    joyously away, to make love to his neighbour's wife. ''Salvation,
    damnation, damn -- '' A shifty wriggle of the road, and he is
    transformed once more. Flung back in an ecstasy of laughter, holding
    his lean sides, his whole form writhes with the chuckle and gurgle of
    merriment. Ho, ho! what a joke it was! How I took you all in! Even the
    rooks! What a joke is everything, to be sure!

    Truly, I shall be glad to get quit of this heartless mummer.
    Fortunately I shall soon be past him. And now, behold! the old dog
    waxes amorous. Mincing, mowing, empty sleeve on hollow breast, he
    would fain pose as the most irresistible old hypocrite that ever paced
    a metropolitan kerb. ''Love, you young dogs,'' he seems to croak,
    ''Love is the one thing worth living for! Enjoy your present, rooks
    and all, as I do!'' Why, indeed, should he alone be insensible to the
    golden influence of the hour? More than one supple waist (alas! for
    universal masculine frailty!) has been circled by that tattered sleeve
    in days gone by; a throbbing heart once beat where sodden straw now
    fails to give a manly curve to the chest. Why should the coat survive,
    and not a particle of the passion that inspired it long ago?

    At last I confront him, face to face: and the villain grins
    recognition, completely unabashed. Nay, he cocks his eye with a
    significant glance under the slouch of his shapeless hat, and his arm
    points persistently and with intelligence up the road. My good fellow,
    I know the way to the Dog and Duck as well as you do: I was going
    there anyhow, without your officious interference -- and the beer, as
    you justly remark, is unimpeachable. But was this really all you've
    been trying to say to me, this last half-hour? Well, well!
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