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    King Pest

    by Edgar Allan Poe
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    (1835)A Tale Containing an Allegory.



    The gods do bear and will allow in kings
    The things which they abhor in rascal routes.

    --Buckhurst's Tragedy of Ferrex and Porrex.

    ABOUT twelve o'clock, one night in the month of October, and during
    the chivalrous reign of the third Edward, two seamen belonging to the
    crew of the "Free and Easy," a trading schooner plying between Sluys
    and the Thames, and then at anchor in that river, were much
    astonished to find themselves seated in the tap-room of an ale-house
    in the parish of St. Andrews, London -- which ale-house bore for sign
    the portraiture of a "Jolly Tar."

    The room, although ill-contrived, smoke-blackened, low-pitched, and
    in every other respect agreeing with the general character of such
    places at the period -- was, nevertheless, in the opinion of the
    grotesque groups scattered here and there within it, sufficiently
    well adapted to its purpose.

    Of these groups our two seamen formed, I think, the most interesting,
    if not the most conspicuous.

    The one who appeared to be the elder, and whom his companion
    addressed by the characteristic appellation of "Legs," was at the
    same time much the taller of the two. He might have measured six feet
    and a half, and an habitual stoop in the shoulders seemed to have
    been the necessary consequence of an altitude so enormous. --
    Superfluities in height were, however, more than accounted for by
    deficiencies in other respects. He was exceedingly thin; and might,
    as his associates asserted, have answered, when drunk, for a pennant
    at the mast-head, or, when sober, have served for a jib-boom. But
    these jests, and others of a similar nature, had evidently produced,
    at no time, any effect upon the cachinnatory muscles of the tar. With
    high cheek-bones, a large hawk-nose, retreating chin, fallen
    under-jaw, and huge protruding white eyes, the expression of his
    countenance, although tinged with a species of dogged indifference to
    matters and things in general, was not the less utterly solemn and
    serious beyond all attempts at imitation or description.

    The younger seaman was, in all outward appearance, the converse of
    his companion. His stature could not have exceeded four feet. A pair
    of stumpy bow-legs supported his squat, unwieldy figure, while his
    unusually short and thick arms, with no ordinary fists at their
    extremities, swung off dangling from his sides like the fins of a
    sea-turtle. Small eyes, of no particular color, twinkled far back in
    his head. His nose remained buried in the mass of flesh which
    enveloped his round, full, and purple face; and his thick upper-lip
    rested upon the still thicker one beneath with an air of complacent
    self-satisfaction, much heightened by the owner's habit of licking
    them at intervals. He evidently regarded his tall shipmate with a
    feeling half-wondrous, half-quizzical; and stared up occasionally in
    his face as the red setting sun stares up at the crags of Ben Nevis.

    Various and eventful, however, had been the peregrinations of the
    worthy couple in and about the different tap-houses of the
    neighbourhood during the earlier hours of the night. Funds even the
    most ample, are not always everlasting: and it was with empty pockets
    our friends had ventured upon the present hostelrie.

    At the precise period, then, when this history properly commences,
    Legs, and his fellow Hugh Tarpaulin, sat, each with both elbows
    resting upon the large oaken table in the middle of the floor, and
    with a hand upon either cheek. They were eyeing, from behind a huge
    flagon of unpaid-for "humming-stuff," the portentous words, "No
    Chalk," which to their indignation and astonishment were scored over
    the doorway by means of that very mineral whose presence they
    purported to deny. Not that the gift of decyphering written
    characters -- a gift among the commonalty of that day considered
    little less cabalistical than the art of inditing -- could, in strict
    justice, have been laid to the charge of either disciple of the sea;
    but there was, to say the truth, a certain twist in the formation of
    the letters -- an indescribable lee-lurch about the whole -- -which
    foreboded, in the opinion of both seamen, a long run of dirty
    weather; and determined them at once, in the allegorical words of
    Legs himself, to "pump ship, clew up all sail, and scud before the
    wind."

    Having accordingly disposed of what remained of the ale, and looped
    up the points of their short doublets, they finally made a bolt for
    the street. Although Tarpaulin rolled twice into the fire-place,
    mistaking it for the door, yet their escape was at length happily
    effected -- and half after twelve o'clock found our heroes ripe for
    mischief, and running for life down a dark alley in the direction of
    St. Andrew's Stair, hotly pursued by the landlady of the "Jolly Tar."

    At the epoch of this eventful tale, and periodically, for many years
    before and after, all England, but more especially the metropolis,
    resounded with the fearful cry of "Plague!" The city was in a great
    measure depopulated -- and in those horrible regions, in the vicinity
    of the Thames, where amid the dark, narrow, and filthy lanes and
    alleys, the Demon of Disease was supposed to have had his nativity,
    Awe, Terror, and Superstition were alone to be found stalking abroad.

    By authority of the king such districts were placed under ban, and
    all persons forbidden, under pain of death, to intrude upon their
    dismal solitude. Yet neither the mandate of the monarch, nor the huge
    barriers erected at the entrances of the streets, nor the prospect of
    that loathsome death which, with almost absolute certainty,
    overwhelmed the wretch whom no peril could deter from the adventure,
    prevented the unfurnished and untenanted dwellings from being
    stripped, by the hand of nightly rapine, of every article, such as
    iron, brass, or lead-work, which could in any manner be turned to a
    profitable account.

    Above all, it was usually found, upon the annual winter opening of
    the barriers, that locks, bolts, and secret cellars, had proved but
    slender protection to those rich stores of wines and liquors which,
    in consideration of the risk and trouble of removal, many of the
    numerous dealers having shops in the neighbourhood had consented to
    trust, during the period of exile, to so insufficient a security.

    But there were very few of the terror-stricken people who attributed
    these doings to the agency of human hands. Pest-spirits,
    plague-goblins, and fever-demons, were the popular imps of mischief;
    and tales so blood-chilling were hourly told, that the whole mass of
    forbidden buildings was, at length, enveloped in terror as in a
    shroud, and the plunderer himself was often scared away by the
    horrors his own depreciations had created; leaving the entire vast
    circuit of prohibited district to gloom, silence, pestilence, and
    death.

    It was by one of the terrific barriers already mentioned, and which
    indicated the region beyond to be under the Pest-ban, that, in
    scrambling down an alley, Legs and the worthy Hugh Tarpaulin found
    their progress suddenly impeded. To return was out of the question,
    and no time was to be lost, as their pursuers were close upon their
    heels. With thorough-bred seamen to clamber up the roughly fashioned
    plank-work was a trifle; and, maddened with the twofold excitement of
    exercise and liquor, they leaped unhesitatingly down within the
    enclosure, and holding on their drunken course with shouts and
    yellings, were soon bewildered in its noisome and intricate recesses.

    Had they not, indeed, been intoxicated beyond moral sense, their
    reeling footsteps must have been palsied by the horrors of their
    situation. The air was cold and misty. The paving-stones, loosened
    from their beds, lay in wild disorder amid the tall, rank grass,
    which sprang up around the feet and ankles. Fallen houses choked up
    the streets. The most fetid and poisonous smells everywhere
    prevailed; -- and by the aid of that ghastly light which, even at
    midnight, never fails to emanate from a vapory and pestilential at
    atmosphere, might be discerned lying in the by-paths and alleys, or
    rotting in the windowless habitations, the carcass of many a
    nocturnal plunderer arrested by the hand of the plague in the very
    perpetration of his robbery.

    -- But it lay not in the power of images, or sensations, or
    impediments such as these, to stay the course of men who, naturally
    brave, and at that time especially, brimful of courage and of
    "humming-stuff!" would have reeled, as straight as their condition
    might have permitted, undauntedly into the very jaws of Death. Onward
    -- still onward stalked the grim Legs, making the desolate solemnity
    echo and re-echo with yells like the terrific war-whoop of the
    Indian: and onward, still onward rolled the dumpy Tarpaulin, hanging
    on to the doublet of his more active companion, and far surpassing
    the latter's most strenuous exertions in the way of vocal music, by
    bull-roarings in basso, from the profundity of his stentorian lungs.

    They had now evidently reached the strong hold of the pestilence.
    Their way at every step or plunge grew more noisome and more horrible
    -- the paths more narrow and more intricate. Huge stones and beams
    falling momently from the decaying roofs above them, gave evidence,
    by their sullen and heavy descent, of the vast height of the
    surrounding houses; and while actual exertion became necessary to
    force a passage through frequent heaps of rubbish, it was by no means
    seldom that the hand fell upon a skeleton or rested upon a more
    fleshly corpse.

    Suddenly, as the seamen stumbled against the entrance of a tall and
    ghastly-looking building, a yell more than usually shrill from the
    throat of the excited Legs, was replied to from within, in a rapid
    succession of wild, laughter-like, and fiendish shrieks. Nothing
    daunted at sounds which, of such a nature, at such a time, and in
    such a place, might have curdled the very blood in hearts less
    irrevocably on fire, the drunken couple rushed headlong against the
    door, burst it open, and staggered into the midst of things with a
    volley of curses.

    The room within which they found themselves proved to be the shop of
    an undertaker; but an open trap-door, in a corner of the floor near
    the entrance, looked down upon a long range of wine-cellars, whose
    depths the occasional sound of bursting bottles proclaimed to be well
    stored with their appropriate contents. In the middle of the room
    stood a table -- in the centre of which again arose a huge tub of
    what appeared to be punch. Bottles of various wines and cordials,
    together with jugs, pitchers, and flagons of every shape and quality,
    were scattered profusely upon the board. Around it, upon
    coffin-tressels, was seated a company of six. This company I will
    endeavor to delineate one by one.

    Fronting the entrance, and elevated a little above his companions,
    sat a personage who appeared to be the president of the table. His
    stature was gaunt and tall, and Legs was confounded to behold in him
    a figure more emaciated than himself. His face was as yellow as
    saffron -- but no feature excepting one alone, was sufficiently
    marked to merit a particular description. This one consisted in a
    forehead so unusually and hideously lofty, as to have the appearance
    of a bonnet or crown of flesh superadded upon the natural head. His
    mouth was puckered and dimpled into an expression of ghastly
    affability, and his eyes, as indeed the eyes of all at table, were
    glazed over with the fumes of intoxication. This gentleman was
    clothed from head to foot in a richly-embroidered black silk-velvet
    pall, wrapped negligently around his form after the fashion of a
    Spanish cloak. -- His head was stuck full of sable hearse-plumes,
    which he nodded to and fro with a jaunty and knowing air; and, in his
    right hand, he held a huge human thigh-bone, with which he appeared
    to have been just knocking down some member of the company for a
    song.

    Opposite him, and with her back to the door, was a lady of no whit
    the less extraordinary character. Although quite as tall as the
    person just described, she had no right to complain of his unnatural
    emaciation. She was evidently in the last stage of a dropsy; and her
    figure resembled nearly that of the huge puncheon of October beer
    which stood, with the head driven in, close by her side, in a corner
    of the chamber. Her face was exceedingly round, red, and full; and
    the same peculiarity, or rather want of peculiarity, attached itself
    to her countenance, which I before mentioned in the case of the
    president -- that is to say, only one feature of her face was
    sufficiently distinguished to need a separate characterization:
    indeed the acute Tarpaulin immediately observed that the same remark
    might have applied to each individual person of the party; every one
    of whom seemed to possess a monopoly of some particular portion of
    physiognomy. With the lady in question this portion proved to be the
    mouth. Commencing at the right ear, it swept with a terrific chasm to
    the left -- the short pendants which she wore in either auricle
    continually bobbing into the aperture. She made, however, every
    exertion to keep her mouth closed and look dignified, in a dress
    consisting of a newly starched and ironed shroud coming up close
    under her chin, with a crimpled ruffle of cambric muslin.

    At her right hand sat a diminutive young lady whom she appeared to
    patronise. This delicate little creature, in the trembling of her
    wasted fingers, in the livid hue of her lips, and in the slight
    hectic spot which tinged her otherwise leaden complexion, gave
    evident indications of a galloping consumption. An air of gave
    extreme haut ton, however, pervaded her whole appearance; she wore in
    a graceful and degage manner, a large and beautiful winding-sheet of
    the finest India lawn; her hair hung in ringlets over her neck; a
    soft smile played about her mouth; but her nose, extremely long,
    thin, sinuous, flexible and pimpled, hung down far below her under
    lip, and in spite of the delicate manner in which she now and then
    moved it to one side or the other with her tongue, gave to her
    countenance a somewhat equivocal expression.

    Over against her, and upon the left of the dropsical lady, was seated
    a little puffy, wheezing, and gouty old man, whose cheeks reposed
    upon the shoulders of their owner, like two huge bladders of Oporto
    wine. With his arms folded, and with one bandaged leg deposited upon
    the table, he seemed to think himself entitled to some consideration.
    He evidently prided himself much upon every inch of his personal
    appearance, but took more especial delight in calling attention to
    his gaudy-colored surtout. This, to say the truth, must have cost him
    no little money, and was made to fit him exceedingly well -- being
    fashioned from one of the curiously embroidered silken covers
    appertaining to those glorious escutcheons which, in England and
    elsewhere, are customarily hung up, in some conspicuous place, upon
    the dwellings of departed aristocracy.

    Next to him, and at the right hand of the president, was a gentleman
    in long white hose and cotton drawers. His frame shook, in a
    ridiculous manner, with a fit of what Tarpaulin called "the horrors."
    His jaws, which had been newly shaved, were tightly tied up by a
    bandage of muslin; and his arms being fastened in a similar way at
    the wrists, I I prevented him from helping himself too freely to the
    liquors upon the table; a precaution rendered necessary, in the
    opinion of Legs, by the peculiarly sottish and wine-bibbing cast of
    his visage. A pair of prodigious ears, nevertheless, which it was no
    doubt found impossible to confine, towered away into the atmosphere
    of the apartment, and were occasionally pricked up in a spasm, at the
    sound of the drawing of a cork.

    Fronting him, sixthly and lastly, was situated a singularly
    stiff-looking personage, who, being afflicted with paralysis, must,
    to speak seriously, have felt very ill at ease in his unaccommodating
    habiliments. He was habited, somewhat uniquely, in a new and handsome
    mahogany coffin. Its top or head-piece pressed upon the skull of the
    wearer, and extended over it in the fashion of a hood, giving to the
    entire face an air of indescribable interest. Arm-holes had been cut
    in the sides, for the sake not more of elegance than of convenience;
    but the dress, nevertheless, prevented its proprietor from sitting as
    erect as his associates; and as he lay reclining against his tressel,
    at an angle of forty-five degrees, a pair of huge goggle eyes rolled
    up their awful whites towards the celling in absolute amazement at
    their own enormity.

    Before each of the party lay a portion of a skull, which was used as
    a drinking cup. Overhead was suspended a human skeleton, by means of
    a rope tied round one of the legs and fastened to a ring in the
    ceiling. The other limb, confined by no such fetter, stuck off from
    the body at right angles, causing the whole loose and rattling frame
    to dangle and twirl about at the caprice of every occasional puff of
    wind which found its way into the apartment. In the cranium of this
    hideous thing lay quantity of ignited charcoal, which threw a fitful
    but vivid light over the entire scene; while coffins, and other wares
    appertaining to the shop of an undertaker, were piled high up around
    the room, and against the windows, preventing any ray from escaping
    into the street.

    At sight of this extraordinary assembly, and of their still more
    extraordinary paraphernalia, our two seamen did not conduct
    themselves with that degree of decorum which might have been
    expected. Legs, leaning against the wall near which he happened to be
    standing, dropped his lower jaw still lower than usual, and spread
    open his eyes to their fullest extent: while Hugh Tarpaulin, stooping
    down so as to bring his nose upon a level with the table, and
    spreading out a palm upon either knee, burst into a long, loud, and
    obstreperous roar of very ill-timed and immoderate laughter.

    Without, however, taking offence at behaviour so excessively rude,
    the tall president smiled very graciously upon the intruders --
    nodded to them in a dignified manner with his head of sable plumes --
    and, arising, took each by an arm, and led him to a seat which some
    others of the company had placed in the meantime for his
    accommodation. Legs to all this offered not the slightest resistance,
    but sat down as he was directed; while tile gallant Hugh, removing
    his coffin tressel from its station near the head of the table, to
    the vicinity of the little consumptive lady in the winding sheet,
    plumped down by her side in high glee, and pouring out a skull of red
    wine, quaffed it to their better acquaintance. But at this
    presumption the stiff gentleman in the coffin seemed exceedingly
    nettled; and serious consequences might have ensued, had not the
    president, rapping upon the table with his truncheon, diverted the
    attention of all present to the following speech:

    "It becomes our duty upon the present happy occasion" --

    "Avast there!" interrupted Legs, looking very serious, "avast there a
    bit, I say, and tell us who the devil ye all are, and what business
    ye have here, rigged off like the foul fiends, and swilling the snug
    blue ruin stowed away for the winter by my honest shipmate, Will
    Wimble the undertaker!"

    At this unpardonable piece of ill-breeding, all the original company
    half started to their feet, and uttered the same rapid succession of
    wild fiendish shrieks which had before caught the attention of the
    seamen. The president, however, was the first to recover his
    composure, and at length, turning to Legs with great dignity,
    recommenced:

    "Most willingly will we gratify any reasonable curiosity on the part
    of guests so illustrious, unbidden though they be. Know then that in
    these dominions I am monarch, and here rule with undivided empire
    under the title of 'King Pest the First.'

    "This apartment, which you no doubt profanely suppose to be the shop
    of Will Wimble the undertaker -- a man whom we know not, and whose
    plebeian appellation has never before this night thwarted our royal
    ears -- this apartment, I say, is the Dais-Chamber of our Palace,
    devoted to the councils of our kingdom, and to other sacred and lofty
    purposes.

    "The noble lady who sits opposite is Queen Pest, our Serene Consort.
    The other exalted personages whom you behold are all of our family,
    and wear the insignia of the blood royal under the respective titles
    of 'His Grace the Arch Duke Pest-Iferous' -- 'His Grace the Duke
    Pest-Ilential' -- 'His Grace the Duke Tem-Pest' -- and 'Her Serene
    Highness the Arch Duchess Ana-Pest.'

    "As regards," continued he, "your demand of the business upon which
    we sit here in council, we might be pardoned for replying that it
    concerns, and concerns alone, our own private and regal interest, and
    is in no manner important to any other than ourself. But in
    consideration of those rights to which as guests and strangers you
    may feel yourselves entitled, we will furthermore explain that we are
    here this night, prepared by deep research and accurate
    investigation, to examine, analyze, and thoroughly determine the
    indefinable spirit -- the incomprehensible qualities and nature -- of
    those inestimable treasures of the palate, the wines, ales, and
    liqueurs of this goodly metropolis: by so doing to advance not more
    our own designs than the true welfare of that unearthly sovereign
    whose reign is over us all, whose dominions are unlimited, and whose
    name is 'Death.'

    "Whose name is Davy Jones!" ejaculated Tarpaulin, helping the lady by
    his side to a skull of liqueur, and pouring out a second for himself.

    "Profane varlet!" said the president, now turning his attention to
    the worthy Hugh, "profane and execrable wretch! -- we have said, that
    in consideration of those rights which, even in thy filthy person, we
    feel no inclination to violate, we have condescended to make reply to
    thy rude and unseasonable inquiries. We nevertheless, for your
    unhallowed intrusion upon our councils, believe it our duty to mulct
    thee and thy companion in each a gallon of Black Strap -- having
    imbibed which to the prosperity of our kingdom -- at a single draught
    -- and upon your bended knees -- ye shall be forthwith free either to
    proceed upon your way, or remain and be admitted to the privileges of
    our table, according to your respective and individual pleasures."

    "It would be a matter of utter impossibility," replied Legs, whom the
    assumptions and dignity of King Pest the First had evidently inspired
    some feelings of respect, and who arose and steadied himself by the
    table as he spoke -- "It would, please your majesty, be a matter of
    utter impossibility to stow away in my hold even one-fourth part of
    the same liquor which your majesty has just mentioned. To say nothing
    of the stuffs placed on board in the forenoon by way of ballast, and
    not to mention the various ales and liqueurs shipped this evening at
    different sea-ports, I have, at present, a full cargo of 'humming
    stuff' taken in and duly paid for at the sign of the 'Jolly Tar.' You
    will, therefore, please your majesty, be so good as to take the will
    for the deed -- for by no manner of means either can I or will I
    swallow another drop -- least of all a drop of that villainous
    bilge-water that answers to the hall of 'Black Strap.'"

    "Belay that!" interrupted Tarpaulin, astonished not more at the
    length of his companion's speech than at the nature of his refusal --
    "Belay that you tubber! -- and I say, Legs, none of your palaver! My
    hull is still light, although I confess you yourself seem to be a
    little top-heavy; and as for the matter of your share of the cargo,
    why rather than raise a squall I would find stowageroom for it
    myself, but" --

    "This proceeding," interposed the president, "is by no means in
    accordance with the terms of the mulct or sentence, which is in its
    nature Median, and not to be altered or recalled. The conditions we
    have imposed must be fulfilled to the letter, and that without a
    moment's hesitation -- in failure of which fulfilment we decree that
    you do here be tied neck and heels together, and duly drowned as
    rebels in yon hogshead of October beer!"

    "A sentence! -- a sentence! -- a righteous and just sentence! -- a
    glorious decree! -- a most worthy and upright, and holy
    condemnation!" shouted the Pest family altogether. The king elevated
    his forehead into innumerable wrinkles; the gouty little old man
    puffed like a pair of bellows; the lady of the winding sheet waved
    her nose to and fro; the gentleman in the cotton drawers pricked up
    his ears; she of the shroud gasped like a dying fish; and he of the
    coffin looked stiff and rolled up his eyes.

    "Ugh! ugh! ugh!" chuckled Tarpaulin without heeding the general
    excitation, "ugh! ugh! ugh! -- ugh! ugh! ugh! -- ugh! ugh! ugh! -- I
    was saying," said he, "I was saying when Mr. King Pest poked in his
    marlin-spike, that as for the matter of two or three gallons more or
    less of Black Strap, it was a trifle to a tight sea-boat like myself
    not overstowed -- but when it comes to drinking the health of the
    Devil (whom God assoilzie) and going down upon my marrow bones to his
    ill-favored majesty there, whom I know, as well as I know myself to
    be a sinner, to be nobody in the whole world, but Tim Hurlygurly the
    stage-player -- why! it's quite another guess sort of a thing, and
    utterly and altogether past my comprehension."

    He was not allowed to finish this speech in tranquillity. At the name
    Tim Hurlygurly the whole assembly leaped from their name seats.

    "Treason!" shouted his Majesty King Pest the First.

    "Treason!" said the little man with the gout.

    "Treason!" screamed the Arch Duchess Ana-Pest.

    "Treason!" muttered the gentleman with his jaws tied up.

    "Treason!" growled he of the coffin.

    "Treason! treason!" shrieked her majesty of the mouth; and, seizing
    by the hinder part of his breeches the unfortunate Tarpaulin, who had
    just commenced pouring out for himself a skull of liqueur, she lifted
    him high into the air, and let him fall without ceremony into the
    huge open puncheon of his beloved ale. Bobbing up and down, for a few
    seconds, like an apple in a bowl of toddy, he, at length, finally
    disappeared amid the whirlpool of foam which, in the already
    effervescent liquor, his struggles easily succeeded in creating.

    Not tamely, however, did the tall seaman behold the discomfiture of
    his companion. Jostling King Pest through the open trap, the valiant
    Legs slammed the door down upon him with an oath, and strode towards
    the centre of the room. Here tearing down the skeleton which swung
    over the table, he laid it about him with so much energy and good
    will, that, as the last glimpses of light died away within the
    apartment, he succeeded in knocking out the brains of the little
    gentleman with the gout. Rushing then with all his force against the
    fatal hogshead full of October ale and Hugh Tarpaulin, he rolled it
    over and over in an instant. Out burst a deluge of liquor so fierce
    -- so impetuous -- so overwhelming -- that the room was flooded from
    wall to wall -- the loaded table was overturned -- the tressels were
    thrown upon their backs -- the tub of punch into the fire-place --
    and the ladies into hysterics. Piles of death-furniture floundered
    about. Jugs, pitchers, and carboys mingled promiscuously in the
    melee, and wicker flagons encountered desperately with bottles of
    junk. The man with the horrors was drowned upon the spot-the little
    stiff gentleman floated off in his coffin -- and the victorious Legs,
    seizing by the waist the fat lady in the shroud, rushed out with her
    into the street, and made a bee-line for the "Free and Easy,"
    followed under easy sail by the redoubtable Hugh Tarpaulin, who,
    having sneezed three or four times, panted and puffed after him with
    the Arch Duchess Ana-Pest.
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