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    William Dean Howells

    by Mark Twain
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    Is it true that the sun of a man's mentality touches noon at
    forty and then begins to wane toward setting? Doctor Osler is
    charged with saying so. Maybe he said it, maybe he didn't; I
    don't know which it is. But if he said it, I can point him to a
    case which proves his rule. Proves it by being an exception to
    it. To this place I nominate Mr. Howells.

    I read his VENETIAN DAYS about forty years ago. I compare
    it with his paper on Machiavelli in a late number of HARPER, and
    I cannot find that his English has suffered any impairment. For
    forty years his English has been to me a continual delight and
    astonishment. In the sustained exhibition of certain great
    qualities--clearness, compression, verbal exactness, and unforced
    and seemingly unconscious felicity of phrasing--he is, in my
    belief, without his peer in the English-writing world. SUSTAINED.
    I entrench myself behind that protecting word. There are others
    who exhibit those great qualities as greatly as he does, but only
    by intervaled distributions of rich moonlight, with stretches of
    veiled and dimmer landscape between; whereas Howells's moon sails
    cloudless skies all night and all the nights.

    In the matter of verbal exactness Mr. Howells has no superior,
    I suppose. He seems to be almost always able to find that
    elusive and shifty grain of gold, the RIGHT WORD. Others have
    to put up with approximations, more or less frequently; he
    has better luck. To me, the others are miners working with the
    gold-pan--of necessity some of the gold washes over and escapes;
    whereas, in my fancy, he is quicksilver raiding down a riffle--no
    grain of the metal stands much chance of eluding him. A powerful
    agent is the right word: it lights the reader's way and makes it
    plain; a close approximation to it will answer, and much
    traveling is done in a well-enough fashion by its help, but we do
    not welcome it and applaud it and rejoice in it as we do when THE
    right one blazes out on us. Whenever we come upon one of those
    intensely right words in a book or a newspaper the resulting
    effect is physical as well as spiritual, and electrically prompt:
    it tingles exquisitely around through the walls of the mouth and
    tastes as tart and crisp and good as the autumn-butter that
    creams the sumac-berry. One has no time to examine the word and
    vote upon its rank and standing, the automatic recognition of its
    supremacy is so immediate. There is a plenty of acceptable
    literature which deals largely in approximations, but it may be
    likened to a fine landscape seen through the rain; the right word
    would dismiss the rain, then you would see it better. It doesn't
    rain when Howells is at work.

    And where does he get the easy and effortless flow of his
    speech? and its cadenced and undulating rhythm? and its
    architectural felicities of construction, its graces of
    expression, its pemmican quality of compression, and all that?
    Born to him, no doubt. All in shining good order in the
    beginning, all extraordinary; and all just as shining, just as
    extraordinary today, after forty years of diligent wear and tear
    and use. He passed his fortieth year long and long ago; but I
    think his English of today--his perfect English, I wish to say--
    can throw down the glove before his English of that antique time
    and not be afraid.

    I will got back to the paper on Machiavelli now, and ask the
    reader to examine this passage from it which I append. I do not
    mean examine it in a bird's-eye way; I mean search it, study it.
    And, of course, read it aloud. I may be wrong, still it is my
    conviction that one cannot get out of finely wrought literature
    all that is in it by reading it mutely:

    Mr. Dyer is rather of the opinion, first luminously
    suggested by Macaulay, that Machiavelli was in earnest, but must
    not be judged as a political moralist of our time and race would
    be judged. He thinks that Machiavelli was in earnest, as none
    but an idealist can be, and he is the first to imagine him an
    idealist immersed in realities, who involuntarily transmutes the
    events under his eye into something like the visionary issues of
    reverie. The Machiavelli whom he depicts does not cease to be
    politically a republican and socially a just man because he holds
    up an atrocious despot like Caesar Borgia as a mirror for rulers.
    What Machiavelli beheld round him in Italy was a civic disorder
    in which there was oppression without statecraft, and revolt
    without patriotism. When a miscreant like Borgia appeared upon
    the scene and reduced both tyrants and rebels to an apparent
    quiescence, he might very well seem to such a dreamer the savior
    of society whom a certain sort of dreamers are always looking
    for. Machiavelli was no less honest when he honored the
    diabolical force than Carlyle was when at different times he
    extolled the strong man who destroys liberty in creating order.
    But Carlyle has only just ceased to be mistaken for a reformer,
    while it is still Machiavelli's hard fate to be so trammeled in
    his material that his name stands for whatever is most malevolent
    and perfidious in human nature.

    You see how easy and flowing it is; how unvexed by ruggednesses,
    clumsinesses, broken meters; how simple and--so far as you or I
    can make out--unstudied; how clear, how limpid, how understandable,
    how unconfused by cross-currents, eddies, undertows; how seemingly
    unadorned, yet is all adornment, like the lily-of-the-valley;
    and how compressed, how compact, without a complacency-signal
    hung out anywhere to call attention to it.

    There are twenty-three lines in the quoted passage. After reading
    it several times aloud, one perceives that a good deal of matter
    is crowded into that small space. I think it is a model
    of compactness. When I take its materials apart and work them
    over and put them together in my way, I find I cannot crowd the
    result back into the same hole, there not being room enough. I
    find it a case of a woman packing a man's trunk: he can get the
    things out, but he can't ever get them back again.

    The proffered paragraph is a just and fair sample; the rest
    of the article is as compact as it is; there are no waste words.
    The sample is just in other ways: limpid, fluent, graceful, and
    rhythmical as it is, it holds no superiority in these respects
    over the rest of the essay. Also, the choice phrasing noticeable
    in the sample is not lonely; there is a plenty of its kin
    distributed through the other paragraphs. This is claiming much
    when that kin must face the challenge of a phrase like the one in
    the middle sentence: "an idealist immersed in realities who
    involuntarily transmutes the events under his eye into something
    like the visionary issues of reverie." With a hundred words to
    do it with, the literary artisan could catch that airy thought
    and tie it down and reduce it to a concrete condition, visible,
    substantial, understandable and all right, like a cabbage; but
    the artist does it with twenty, and the result is a flower.

    The quoted phrase, like a thousand others that have come
    from the same source, has the quality of certain scraps of verse
    which take hold of us and stay in our memories, we do not
    understand why, at first: all the words being the right words,
    none of them is conspicuous, and so they all seem inconspicuous,
    therefore we wonder what it is about them that makes their
    message take hold.

    The mossy marbles rest
    On the lips that he has prest
    In their bloom,

    And the names he loved to hear
    Have been carved for many a year
    On the tomb.

    It is like a dreamy strain of moving music, with no sharp
    notes in it. The words are all "right" words, and all the same
    size. We do not notice it at first. We get the effect, it goes
    straight home to us, but we do not know why. It is when the
    right words are conspicuous that they thunder:

    The glory that was Greece and the grandeur that was Rome!

    When I got back from Howells old to Howells young I find him
    arranging and clustering English words well, but not any better
    than now. He is not more felicitous in concreting abstractions
    now than he was in translating, then, the visions of the eyes of
    flesh into words that reproduced their forms and colors:

    In Venetian streets they give the fallen snow no rest. It
    is at once shoveled into the canals by hundreds of half-naked
    FACCHINI; and now in St. Mark's Place the music of innumerable
    shovels smote upon my ear; and I saw the shivering legion of
    poverty as it engaged the elements in a struggle for the
    possession of the Piazza. But the snow continued to fall, and
    through the twilight of the descending flakes all this toil and
    encountered looked like that weary kind of effort in dreams, when
    the most determined industry seems only to renew the task. The
    lofty crest of the bell-tower was hidden in the folds of falling
    snow, and I could no longer see the golden angel upon its summit.
    But looked at across the Piazza, the beautiful outline of St.
    Mark's Church was perfectly penciled in the air, and the shifting
    threads of the snowfall were woven into a spell of novel
    enchantment around the structure that always seemed to me too
    exquisite in its fantastic loveliness to be anything but the
    creation of magic. The tender snow had compassionated the
    beautiful edifice for all the wrongs of time, and so hid the
    stains and ugliness of decay that it looked as if just from the
    hand of the builder--or, better said, just from the brain of the
    architect. There was marvelous freshness in the colors of the
    mosaics in the great arches of the facade, and all that gracious
    harmony into which the temple rises, or marble scrolls and leafy
    exuberance airily supporting the statues of the saints, was a
    hundred times etherealized by the purity and whiteness of the
    drifting flakes. The snow lay lightly on the golden gloves that
    tremble like peacocks-crests above the vast domes, and plumed
    them with softest white; it robed the saints in ermine; and it
    danced over all its works, as if exulting in its beauty--beauty
    which filled me with subtle, selfish yearning to keep such
    evanescent loveliness for the little-while-longer of my whole
    life, and with despair to think that even the poor lifeless
    shadow of it could never be fairly reflected in picture or poem.

    Through the wavering snowfall, the Saint Theodore upon one
    of the granite pillars of the Piazzetta did not show so grim as
    his wont is, and the winged lion on the other might have been a
    winged lamb, so gentle and mild he looked by the tender light of
    the storm. The towers of the island churches loomed faint and
    far away in the dimness; the sailors in the rigging of the ships
    that lay in the Basin wrought like phantoms among the shrouds;
    the gondolas stole in and out of the opaque distance more
    noiselessly and dreamily than ever; and a silence, almost
    palpable, lay upon the mutest city in the world.

    The spirit of Venice is there: of a city where Age and
    Decay, fagged with distributing damage and repulsiveness among
    the other cities of the planet in accordance with the policy and
    business of their profession, come for rest and play between
    seasons, and treat themselves to the luxury and relaxation of
    sinking the shop and inventing and squandering charms all about,
    instead of abolishing such as they find, as it their habit when
    not on vacation.

    In the working season they do business in Boston sometimes,
    and a character in THE UNDISCOVERED COUNTRY takes accurate note
    of pathetic effects wrought by them upon the aspects of a street
    of once dignified and elegant homes whose occupants have moved
    away and left them a prey to neglect and gradual ruin and
    progressive degradation; a descent which reaches bottom at last,
    when the street becomes a roost for humble professionals of the
    faith-cure and fortune-telling sort.

    What a queer, melancholy house, what a queer, melancholy
    street! I don't think I was ever in a street before when quite
    so many professional ladies, with English surnames, preferred
    Madam to Mrs. on their door-plates. And the poor old place has
    such a desperately conscious air of going to the deuce. Every
    house seems to wince as you go by, and button itself up to the
    chin for fear you should find out it had no shirt on--so to
    speak. I don't know what's the reason, but these material tokens
    of a social decay afflict me terribly; a tipsy woman isn't
    dreadfuler than a haggard old house, that's once been a home, in
    a street like this.

    Mr. Howells's pictures are not mere stiff, hard, accurate
    photographs; they are photographs with feeling in them, and
    sentiment, photographs taken in a dream, one might say.

    As concerns his humor, I will not try to say anything, yet I
    would try, if I had the words that might approximately reach up
    to its high place. I do not think any one else can play with
    humorous fancies so gracefully and delicately and deliciously as
    he does, nor has so many to play with, nor can come so near
    making them look as if they were doing the playing themselves and
    he was not aware that they were at it. For they are unobtrusive,
    and quiet in their ways, and well conducted. His is a humor
    which flows softly all around about and over and through the mesh
    of the page, pervasive, refreshing, health-giving, and makes no
    more show and no more noise than does the circulation of the

    There is another thing which is contentingly noticeable in
    Mr. Howells's books. That is his "stage directions"--those
    artifices which authors employ to throw a kind of human
    naturalness around a scene and a conversation, and help the
    reader to see the one and get at meanings in the other which
    might not be perceived if entrusted unexplained to the bare words
    of the talk. Some authors overdo the stage directions, they
    elaborate them quite beyond necessity; they spend so much time
    and take up so much room in telling us how a person said a thing
    and how he looked and acted when he said it that we get tired and
    vexed and wish he hadn't said it all. Other authors' directions
    are brief enough, but it is seldom that the brevity contains
    either wit or information. Writers of this school go in rags, in
    the matter of state directions; the majority of them having
    nothing in stock but a cigar, a laugh, a blush, and a bursting
    into tears. In their poverty they work these sorry things to the
    bone. They say:

    ". . . replied Alfred, flipping the ash from his cigar."
    (This explains nothing; it only wastes space.)

    ". . . responded Richard, with a laugh." (There was nothing
    to laugh about; there never is. The writer puts it in from
    habit--automatically; he is paying no attention to his work; or
    he would see that there is nothing to laugh at; often, when a
    remark is unusually and poignantly flat and silly, he tries to
    deceive the reader by enlarging the stage direction and making
    Richard break into "frenzies of uncontrollable laughter." This
    makes the reader sad.)

    ". . . murmured Gladys, blushing." (This poor old shop-worn
    blush is a tiresome thing. We get so we would rather Gladys
    would fall out of the book and break her neck than do it again.
    She is always doing it, and usually irrelevantly. Whenever it is
    her turn to murmur she hangs out her blush; it is the only thing
    she's got. In a little while we hate her, just as we do

    ". . . repeated Evelyn, bursting into tears." (This kind
    keep a book damp all the time. They can't say a thing without
    crying. They cry so much about nothing that by and by when they
    have something to cry ABOUT they have gone dry; they sob, and
    fetch nothing; we are not moved. We are only glad.)

    They gavel me, these stale and overworked stage directions,
    these carbon films that got burnt out long ago and cannot now
    carry any faintest thread of light. It would be well if they
    could be relieved from duty and flung out in the literary back
    yard to rot and disappear along with the discarded and forgotten
    "steeds" and "halidomes" and similar stage-properties once so
    dear to our grandfathers. But I am friendly to Mr. Howells's
    stage directions; more friendly to them than to any one else's, I
    think. They are done with a competent and discriminating art,
    and are faithful to the requirements of a state direction's
    proper and lawful office, which is to inform. Sometimes they
    convey a scene and its conditions so well that I believe I could
    see the scene and get the spirit and meaning of the accompanying
    dialogue if some one would read merely the stage directions to me
    and leave out the talk. For instance, a scene like this, from

    ". . . and she laid her arms with a beseeching gesture on
    her father's shoulder."

    ". . . she answered, following his gesture with a glance."

    ". . . she said, laughing nervously."

    ". . . she asked, turning swiftly upon him that strange, searching glance."

    ". . . she answered, vaguely."

    ". . . she reluctantly admitted."

    ". . . but her voice died wearily away, and she stood looking
    into his face with puzzled entreaty."

    Mr. Howells does not repeat his forms, and does not need to;
    he can invent fresh ones without limit. It is mainly the
    repetition over and over again, by the third-rates, of worn and
    commonplace and juiceless forms that makes their novels such a
    weariness and vexation to us, I think. We do not mind one or two
    deliveries of their wares, but as we turn the pages over and keep
    on meeting them we presently get tired of them and wish they
    would do other things for a change.

    ". . . replied Alfred, flipping the ash from his cigar."

    ". . . responded Richard, with a laugh."

    ". . . murmured Gladys, blushing."

    ". . . repeated Evelyn, bursting into tears."

    ". . . replied the Earl, flipping the ash from his cigar."

    ". . . responded the undertaker, with a laugh."

    ". . . murmured the chambermaid, blushing."

    ". . . repeated the burglar, bursting into tears."

    ". . . replied the conductor, flipping the ash from his cigar."

    ". . . responded Arkwright, with a laugh."

    ". . . murmured the chief of police, blushing."

    ". . . repeated the house-cat, bursting into tears."

    And so on and so on; till at last it ceases to excite. I
    always notice stage directions, because they fret me and keep me
    trying to get out of their way, just as the automobiles do. At
    first; then by and by they become monotonous and I get run over.

    Mr. Howells has done much work, and the spirit of it is as
    beautiful as the make of it. I have held him in admiration and
    affection so many years that I know by the number of those years
    that he is old now; but his heart isn't, nor his pen; and years
    do not count. Let him have plenty of them; there is profit in
    them for us.
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